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Mike Green

@greenmac.bsky.social
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Weirdo, beardo, writer, artist, and so forth. I block for even the mildest of annoyances.

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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October means I draw cartoons like this 🎃
Cartoon of a black cat with a jack'o' lantern for a head standing in front of a blue star spattered night sky. The carving is of a cat's face..On either side are black trunks with bare branches holding the remnants of leaves. The full moon is in the sky to the top right, behind a branch. A group of bats flies near the moon.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you see this, post your marine-themed art 🦀
A wide digital painting of an underwater scene, a hill on the ocean floor covered in coral and vegetation to the left while a small sea turtle and a school of fish swim on the rightMy rendition of a "Nermaid" which is Nermal from Garfield crossed with a mermaid; they are laying on a rock erupting from the ocean (full credit to Delilah Dawson for inspiring the Nermaid)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No nephilim but they have "grundle" lol
A screenshot from the results screen of the game Outlier saying:

"Sharpshooter Rarest find: GRUNDLE (Rarity 66) 

worth 88 points

Only 32 players have ever found it in all of Outlier.

Beat 56%"
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Look at this awful/cool ant illustration I made for a fun little horror project. God I love making things
Black and white illustration of a strange ant with a corkscrew mandible and a strange, wisp-like tongue. 

Text below the ant reads "Fig. 1. — Secordia Veritas (The Ant of Truth)
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No idea why I drew this
A cartoon of an anthropomorphic purple bunny in a black t-shirt with a spoof Ubisoft logo on it is holding a squash racket up in one hand. His mouth is open as if he is speaking. He has dark circles under his eyes looks very tired
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Holy shit what an artifact
Steven Seagal puckering his horrible lips after sipping the tiniest quantity of wineKelly Lebrock attempting a sexy wink. It isn't working.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Once upon a time I was trying to teach myself to paint digitally; I'm more comfortable with cartooning but this was fun to do even if I see soooooooo many flaws; luckily the point is in making the thing, not in the thing being "good."
A digital painting of a girl's face; it's in a bluish grayscale, the right side of her face is in heavy shadow, the let is lit. She has ong hair. On the left she has some messy strands of hair.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He's helping (God I love drawing dumb shit)
A cartoon of a tabby cat flinging himself into a pyramid of soda cans in order to intercept a tennis ball.

The cans are on a round wooden table

The tennis ball is weirdly realistic looking because I added it last and got too much into making it look cool rather than match the rest of the drawing, lol

The wall behind the cans is striped in pink and red

The cans are jokey versions of real sodas: "Cock" (with an image of a little chicken) "Pixie," "Mrs. Salt," and "Bepis."  Very dumb
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Climbed up on my roof to clear a bunch of pine litter and moss, found some creature had buried a cache of . . . flower bulbs, I think? Glad they didn't start growing up there, lol
A gloved hand holding a golden colored plant bulb of some sort
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Took a selfie of myself blowing some bubble gum, thought I looked like a cryptid so I made this lol
Digital art of a polaroid picture pinned to a corkboard with red twine tied to it and leading away to left and right. The polaroid is torn, scratched, and dirty. Written on it in black ink pen below the image are the words "Don't Look" 

The picture itself black and white, showing a dark silhouette with a bubble obscuring it's entire face
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm just making silly shit to make my friends smile and try to not be completely overwhelmed by . . . everything.
A cartoon cow smiling weirdly with an open mouth. There is colorful bubble text next to it saying Good moo-rning
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Little Nermaid took over my brain until I could exorcise it, lol
Normal from Garfield as the little mermaid; a gray cartoon cat with a fishtail sitting in a rock in the ocean
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Love to draw a weird skull
A black and white line drawing of a human skull in 3/4 view looking to the left. It has glowing white eyes, and two antlers from which spiderwebs cling to grasp a large orb embedded in the top of the skull. Smoke rises from the skulls open jaw.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sometimes I'll just paint something on my phone for whatever random "day" it happens to be, and yesterday was Pizza Day
A digital painting of a pepperoni pizza on a wooden pizza peel. It's a top down view, and you can see black and white checkered linoleum beneath.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
An image of an appropriate dril tweet

verbatim: 

and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Genuinely one of the best mechanical and narrative experiences I've had this year. Also this is the best screenshot I've ever taken:
A screenshot of the game Baby Steps showing the protagonist Nate walking up stone steps while the full moon is artfully shown to one side. Nate wears a grey onesie and has a big ass
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Finally got a 100% in Silksong; a great and immensely frustrating game. 9 and a half of these hours were spent on the final boss, 8 on a mini game lol
A tv showing the game completion screen for Silksong. It shows 100% completion, with a time of 99h 31m and 59 seconds. There is also an Xbox achievement pop up at the bottom of the screen, it says Rare Achievement unlocked- 1.18% 50 gamerscore
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is seven photos taken in an unusual fashion, layered, and then manipulated. Think it looks pretty neat.
What looks like abstract digital art; it is in fact 7 different photos shot backwards through a vintage lens, layered on top of each other, and then manipulated. The result looks like seven spheres of blurred light against a vaguely cosmic background, with a pattern in the background of concentric circles
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sometimes I just grab random brushes and screw around until I have a weird little guy
A digital painting of a mostly green bird; it's head feathers are red. It is staring directly at the viewer with wings raised to either side of its head. It has a very round, shiny body with a large central highlight. The wings appear as if they are made of some kind of grass rather than being feathered. It has two little yellow feet. The eyes are black and a little shiny. The bird has no thoughts, the bird merely is
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sinners is fantastic.
Poster for the film Sinners
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Made this for someone
A muscled toad man stands, flexed, with fists clenched to either side in excitement as he grins, open mouthed, at the viewer
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A little monster
A stylized purple monster with one eye has it's tongue stuck out on top of a pile of even more stylized vegetation, flowers, etc. Behind the monster is an abstract background of random green and red squares, red lines, and a cream colored backing.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just a little guy
Drawing of a crow on a branch
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Flower
A digital painting of a vibrant red flower emerging from a cluster of messy grass.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Self portrait. Photo manipulation, compositing, and painting, zero ai bullshit. I love making things which imply a whole universe and story beyond the frame of the image without explicitly explaining anything.
A heavily altered photo of the artist's face, mouth wide open with a lens flare emerging. His eyes are silver pits with heavy eyeshadow, and the view of the photo seems to be through a horizontal slash in space with reddish, ragged edges. It has been inserted into a polaroid photo which has been pinned to a corkboard at an angle, with stereotypical red string shooting off of the pin to the left and right. The Polaroid is labeled with two dates underneath, both of which have been roughly exed out with ink. A title "The Truth" has also been scribed underneath and similarly crossed out. Two bloody fingerprints mark the bottom of the polaroid as well. Finally, the upper corner of a bloody note can be seen in the lower right corner, seemingly taped to the corkboard with a piece of black tape. Part of a cursive message can be seen, "Hello" and "the."
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Drew a cat
Digital drawing of a black cat
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What is this? What does it mean? No idea! Sometimes I just get an image in my head and have to scramble to make it; this took several hours, ha! Ah well
A somewhat surreal digital painting. Two identical women with dark skin and hair stand at left and right, looking up towards the upper center of the canvas  They wear dark robes, their hands seemingly clasped between them underneath. They are staring up at a small moon with several traced lines of vaguely magical runic script upon it.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just goofing around
A cartoon of a purple octopus who seems like they're avout to say "hold on a minute!"
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
I drew this years ago but seems appropriate now
A black bear looming out of fog
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I just got the urge to make fake sci-fi cover art
A space scene, a small blue ship darts away from a space station near two planets and a couple of moons
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
More fiddling with animating on my phone, this took forever
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Made a fun little animation on my phone
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
I kind of just randomly doodled this guy on my phone, heh
The profile of a multicolored lion creature with part of it's mane made from scales
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
This dude wanted to sell me a magazine subscription or something? Some people are just so pushy . . . .
A modified photo in which a one eyed monster with sharp teeth stands in the darkness outside a  shutting door. The monster has a grip on the doorjamb with a huge, veiny gray hand while a human hand is attempting to close the door on it.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Just messing around
A group of six cartoon drawings of various complexity: an old man smoking while sitting on a blanket, a purple dinosaur, a mesa with some rocks, a sword, and a mad scientist with a robot arm
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Just a crow
A digital charcoal drawing of a crow: there are white roots or fungus extending from its feet into the ground
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Painted this odd fellow on a whim. The nice thing about art as a hobby is that I genuinely don't have to care about whether anything I make is "good," just whether it's fun
A painting of a bald man with orangey skin, full lips, and a bit of a butt chin
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Took me a sec to suss out what the hell the lady in the last one was even seeing. Pareidolia can be wild.
A picture of Kenneth Williams above a zoomed in photo of some bushes, with red arrows pointing at where some lady saw a "ghostly" face; it's actually just some light and shadows on a clump of leaves aka pareidolia.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Painted a flower
Painting of a lily
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Mucking around
A messy multicolored portrait of a smiling woman
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Halloween thing
Close-up of a bloody mouthed  broadly smiling clown with fangs
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Just mucking around
Black and white painting of a bearded man from the shoulders up, looking to the right, the side away from us is shadowed
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Just fiddling around.
An upsettingly wet and red-looking one armed skeleton stands posed on a cliff. I also stuck a weird dark reddish black rectangle behind him because I'm too lazy to draw a background right now
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Don't ask me I just made it.
A digital painting of a  red-robed figure with glowing white eyes. It has multiple wispy tendrils extending from the robe to the border of the image.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
A candle
Black and white sketch of a lit candle
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Self portrait
A messy abstract digital painting of a face?
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Quick little practice sketch before I sleep
Digital charcoal sketch of an eye opener wide
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
So I fixed it! Designed my own Razorleaf on top of the one in the game:
A redesign of the Razorleaf with an altered aesthetic based on what I imagined someone called the Mantis would fly: it's dark green, has mantis arm nacelles, and is overall more buglike.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Well here's what the Razorleaf looks like:
A photo of the Razorleaf, a gray and gold space fighter that has a slightly fightr-jet look to its lines, only in Starfield's bulbous industrial design aesthetic.
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Mike Green @greenmac.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Gave myself a few minutes to make a creepy little guy.
A black and white portrait of a person with eccentric, puffy hair and a gaunt corpse-like face with eyes glowing dimly in deep sockets.
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