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Barlow Adams @barlowadams.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are “fine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘‍♀️

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/01/2025

. I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I just watched a dude at the gym squat twice my body weight and I think I’m gonna need a minute 🫠

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This batch got a little extra crispy, but my son covered his in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all was right with the world. Merry Christmas! 🎄

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who 🫶

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Receiving “Merry Christmas!” messages from men who broke my heart is not as merry-making as one might suppose.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I accidentally got a little pre-workout powder up my nose. This workout is gonna be fun 😆

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The scariest part of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is finding a parking spot. After that, it’s all gravy, baby. Literally- I’m gonna make SO MUCH GRAVY 🤤

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My arm was literally shaking when I tried to take this 😂

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I wore my “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt” shirt to the art museum, but I also brought my half-gallon bottle of water and bought some souvenir books almost immediately so my shirt was only half right.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I feel so glamorous in front of the grocery store 😂

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I’ve never taken a group fitness class before- the idea has always given me flashbacks to humiliating gym classes growing up- but I signed up to take a Barre class this morning. I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

How you act when the printer quits working is the real you

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I started my “rest day” with Pilates and yoga, and this quote (from @adrienelouise) really stuck with me: “Who do you serve by being small?” I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted. 1/2

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Good morning, lovelies! Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Sup fellow weirdos. It's mug show off time. Let's see yours too

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I’ve been out of work for 2 weeks and still haven’t found time to clean off my dining room table. Weird.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I don’t carry a bag anymore, but I do carry a half-gallon bottle of water everywhere and the insulated cover has pockets (🤩), within which you’ll find: 1. Cherry Chapstick 2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower 3. Wireless earbuds 4. A hair clip 5. An (unused) dog poop bag

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Every time I take melatonin before bed, I wake up 20 minutes before my alarm- even if I stayed up extra late to watch the most-predictably-disappointing fight ever.

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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Searching through my image library for 15 minutes for a meme, even though I know it would only take 5 seconds to Google the exact image I want...

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I had so much fun! The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.

Me, in front of an art deco elevator, wearing an “Oblongs” shirt paying homage to the Simpsons couch gag.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’ve never gone to a museum by myself before, but there’s a first time for everything 😊

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Trying to find the poop of a 5-pound dog in a sea of fallen leaves is the worst game ever. If he hadn’t eaten all my kids’ crayons, idk how I’d do it.

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a man stands in front of a rainbow with the words " it 's find a rainbow day "

ALT: a man stands in front of a rainbow with the words " it 's find a rainbow day "

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I wish I could feel like I feel in the gym all the time (only with better lighting).

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these noobies who they’re dealing with

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Happy World Kindness Day ❤️

“Kindness is more important than wisdom and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.” -Theodore Isaac Rubin

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

And just like that, I got a text asking for a 3rd interview with one of the jobs I applied for and “Maybe Life is Good” came on the radio. I couldn’t ask for a bigger sign than that.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Since having more time to watch game shows this past week, I’ve noticed how low advertising standards have fallen. If the best thing you can say about your product is that it does what it’s meant to do “up to 100% of the time”, you may want to rethink some things.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

I went to turn in my equipment at my old office today, and the whole floor was empty- like a ghost town. I had to track down the IT guy to take possession of my laptop and I told him I’d put my monitors on a counter nearby. “You actually bought those back?! No one ever brings those back.”

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a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday

ALT: a man in a red shirt is yelling and says things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2024

Why are the silliest first world problems the most enraging?

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Joey | mojosec | The Least, Maybe @mojosec.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

I haven’t shared this one in a while. #poetry

There is space enough here for you
and all that you are.
Though it feels like you carry the weight
of a thousand lifetimes
and the expectations
of a thousand more,
there is space enough here for you.
Though you may not feel
like you even know who you are,
there is space enough here for you.
Though your heart has been broken
often enough that you cannot say
that it will ever be whole,
there is space enough here for you.
Though your feet have grown weary
and countless miles lay before you,
there is space enough here for you.
There is space for you just as you are.
You need not change.
Bring with you all that you carry,
all that you have learned,
all that you have forgotten,
and all that you wish to.
Bring with you those you love,
those you have loved,
those you have not,
and those that have not loved you.
There is space enough here for you.
Lay down what you wish.
Take up what you need.
And help those as you are able.
Everything, all of the time.
There is space enough here for you.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 05/09/2024

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2024

When your clothes go missing, do you ever wonder if they’ve gone on a little adventure somewhere? Anyway, I’m happy my shirt decided to return to me 🥰😆

My t-shirt says “Be the strange you wish to see in the world” and I can’t recommend this philosophy highly enough. My older son is at the age where all he wants is to fit in, but I keep trying to remind him that normal is boring. I’ll be weird enough for both of us until he comes around.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

As much as I love parenting, my only wish is that there were somehow just a *few* more apps I had to use to manage kids’ schooling and activities.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

Oh hi! Apparently it’s been a while. Meet Doobie. He was born around the time of my last post here 😆

5 pounds of stuffie-stealing, stranger-danger-yapping, nostril-licking fury in a Chihuahua-shaped package at a middle-school soccer practice.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 22/02/2024

There a special place in Hell for drivers who block the intersection.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

My 5yo: Mommy, do you like mermaids? Me: I do! 5: You’re never gonna find one Me: 😶

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 17/02/2024

I hope the 2 people who’ve liked this so far know how much I appreciate the love. I also hope they got the reference 😆

A still from the 105th episode of Seinfeld- “The Jimmy”- in which George Costanza is sweating from eating kung pao chicken and tells Mr. Wilhelm that “George likes his chicken spicy!”

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

I’ve gone through 8 pounds of ice in the past two days. Liz likes her water icy.

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Liz @greeneyedlizard.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Happy Friday, Bluesky! It’s so hard trying to work when I’ve got new treasures to peruse.

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