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Tomatillo

@greenburrito.bsky.social
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Californian in California. Go Ducks, go Dodgers, John Fisher can go to hell. Here are some emojis: 🏒⚾ 🌲🌵🤼♿

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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TEXAS SURRENDER COBRA NOSEPICK
Surrender cobra + nosepick
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SOCK-o
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody likes you when you're 43...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's still 105 at 3pm in Whittier (~10 miles east of Dodger Stadium), with similar temps tomorrow. At least it's a 5pm game tomorrow
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one who found this really weird
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So... completely not the point of the postseason, but I don't think NBC sold a SINGLE commercial spot to an advertiser for Padres/Cubs. Literally every ad is for an NBC program. Never seen that before
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soul scattered like so many bird feathers in the Arizona breeze...
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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American Psycho Why Are You Like This
ALT: American Psycho Why Are You Like This
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Trump demands blind loyalty and promises of federal crimes from lobotomized followers. Here's why that's bad for Joe Biden..."
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well shit, now I don't know how to refer to the football team who plays at California Polytechnic State University San Luis Obispo
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Leland Stanford Junior University Cardinal would like a word...
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I was volunteering at the COVID19 vaccine POD in 2021, people would say over and over again that they were getting vaccinated for the people they love. Last year, only 17.5% of American adults got the COVID19 vaccine. Please get one for the people you love. 💕
Photo of a brunette with a braid in her hair, standing in front of a sign that says Vaccinated with a count of 30,000. 

She is wearing glasses, a Sun Studio t-shirt, and an orange high vis vest.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with ten acts you’ve seen live (10 acts, 10 cities): Pearl Jam (LA) Soundgarden (Inglewood) Social Distortion (Santa Cruz) Madonna (Indio) BTS (Pasadena) The Cure (Chicago) Foo Fighters (Berkeley) Presidents of the USA (Seattle) Nine Inch Nails (SF) Band of Horses (Santa Barbara)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big fan of Ryan's Max Headroom look here.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Burned Oh Snaps Meme Reaction
Alt: Burned Oh Snaps Meme Reaction
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've had the Kobo Libra H2O since 2020, never any issues, works with Overdrive and not locked into any ecosystem.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hey now, Jeff Kent is just as deserving of being in the HOF as Completely Legitimate Hall Of Famer Harold Baines.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I used to habla english, but after the copa mundial I even laugh in espanol, jajajajajajaj
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
[radish] give you all that you want, take the skin and peel it back, now doesn't [radish] make you feel better?
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Cliffhanger Price Is Right Game
Alt: Cliffhanger Price Is Right Game, the mountain man ascends to the top of the mountain, only to fall to his untimely death. The elderly contestant falls to the ground in shame.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My one-man crusade against Jimmy Panetta continues...
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok so why did Fox and MLB do the 4th of July/250th anniversary schlock SO MUCH BETTER than the actual gov't-sponsored celebrations? (rhetorical question)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh HELL no, I didn't suffer through Superbrawl 2000 just to see the Cow Palace turn into a slop factory. It's a dump but it's MY DUMP damn it!
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congrats England, now you get to face Brock Lesnar on Saturday
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mine's the rarest.
Marcus Giamatti, son of the late MLB commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti, preparing to throw out the first pitch of Game 1 of the 1989 World Series. This is the rarest Giamatti.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Stone Cold Steve Austin pausa de hidratación
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So the Flyers just broke the NHL and that's pretty cool (screw Briere for making us consider the poison pill deal)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Half of Whittier started blasting off fireworks, and not for America 250
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LOL this shootout
Doink the Clown
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
WIDE LEFT
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
From a would-be no-hitter to THIS?!? What a game.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Magnum LA (Angel)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's a WILDLY polarized town. I lived there for a year and never got used to the fighters and transports flying everywhere just as frequently as routine commercial flights. You go from SUPER blue Hillcrest, North Park, and SDSU areas directly into the fully militarized coast areas in under 10 min.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
James Franco "first time?" hangman meme, implying that the poster, who is American and lives in southern California, has seen many temperature record headlines, because the climate in his area is cursed. He hopes France (where AC isn't widespread) doesn't suffer the same fate as Los Angeles County.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Aaron Judge to the Padres for half the starting lineup and top 3 prospects. If they don't win they're screwed for years but it'll be fun to watch either way. Giannis + Bam = Judge + Tatis
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
BOFA deez ads
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fuck Carter Hart, fuck the Knights, happy for Carolina. Think I better get used to that sight, they'll be here for a while...
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I support this 4.00 career ERA, replacement-level player, bigoted asshole getting shelled every time he takes the mound.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's always WHO the fuck are you, never HOW the fuck are you...
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sharks-Knights 2019 playoffs.
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Dad Rock Demon Hunter @livingboyinny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
CHOKE-MONSIEUR
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Yes and how dare you.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
hashtag-choke
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Miller Choke in Basketball Game
Alt: Reggie Miller choke gif, ironically from a game vs. the Knicks
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Everybody: oh my god Me: oh my god
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This game has hit Hegseth levels of inebriation.
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