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Tomatillo

@greenburrito.bsky.social
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Californian in California. Go Ducks, go Dodgers, John Fisher can go to hell. Here are some emojis: 🏒⚾ 🌲🌵🤼♿

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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 12h
TEXAS SURRENDER COBRA NOSEPICK
Surrender cobra + nosepick
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So... completely not the point of the postseason, but I don't think NBC sold a SINGLE commercial spot to an advertiser for Padres/Cubs. Literally every ad is for an NBC program. Never seen that before
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I was volunteering at the COVID19 vaccine POD in 2021, people would say over and over again that they were getting vaccinated for the people they love. Last year, only 17.5% of American adults got the COVID19 vaccine. Please get one for the people you love. 💕
Photo of a brunette with a braid in her hair, standing in front of a sign that says Vaccinated with a count of 30,000. 

She is wearing glasses, a Sun Studio t-shirt, and an orange high vis vest.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with ten acts you’ve seen live (10 acts, 10 cities): Pearl Jam (LA) Soundgarden (Inglewood) Social Distortion (Santa Cruz) Madonna (Indio) BTS (Pasadena) The Cure (Chicago) Foo Fighters (Berkeley) Presidents of the USA (Seattle) Nine Inch Nails (SF) Band of Horses (Santa Barbara)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Burned Oh Snaps Meme Reaction
Alt: Burned Oh Snaps Meme Reaction
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I used to habla english, but after the copa mundial I even laugh in espanol, jajajajajajaj
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Cliffhanger Price Is Right Game
Alt: Cliffhanger Price Is Right Game, the mountain man ascends to the top of the mountain, only to fall to his untimely death. The elderly contestant falls to the ground in shame.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok so why did Fox and MLB do the 4th of July/250th anniversary schlock SO MUCH BETTER than the actual gov't-sponsored celebrations? (rhetorical question)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh HELL no, I didn't suffer through Superbrawl 2000 just to see the Cow Palace turn into a slop factory. It's a dump but it's MY DUMP damn it!
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congrats England, now you get to face Brock Lesnar on Saturday
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mine's the rarest.
Marcus Giamatti, son of the late MLB commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti, preparing to throw out the first pitch of Game 1 of the 1989 World Series. This is the rarest Giamatti.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Stone Cold Steve Austin pausa de hidratación
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So the Flyers just broke the NHL and that's pretty cool (screw Briere for making us consider the poison pill deal)
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LOL this shootout
Doink the Clown
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
WIDE LEFT
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
From a would-be no-hitter to THIS?!? What a game.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
James Franco "first time?" hangman meme, implying that the poster, who is American and lives in southern California, has seen many temperature record headlines, because the climate in his area is cursed. He hopes France (where AC isn't widespread) doesn't suffer the same fate as Los Angeles County.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fuck Carter Hart, fuck the Knights, happy for Carolina. Think I better get used to that sight, they'll be here for a while...
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I support this 4.00 career ERA, replacement-level player, bigoted asshole getting shelled every time he takes the mound.
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Dad Rock Demon Hunter @livingboyinny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
CHOKE-MONSIEUR
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
hashtag-choke
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Miller Choke in Basketball Game
Alt: Reggie Miller choke gif, ironically from a game vs. the Knicks
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Everybody: oh my god Me: oh my god
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This game is drunk.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Holy shit lmfao, if Vegas blows this...
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
OH SO YOU WANTED AN ICING CALL IN A GAME 1??? KINDA SUCKS, DOESN'T IT, KNIGHTS??? - every Anaheim Ducks fan
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
California just hates on all of its biggest cities unless you live in that city - LA hates SF and OC (OC is one big city don't question me), SF hates everyone, everyone hates San Jose even though it's the blandest big city in the US, nobody cares about San Diego, everyone hates Sacramento.
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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
At last, a pill that can PREVENT COVID after exposure to infected people buff.ly/RxebpGI Ensitrelvir cut infection from 9% to 3% in household contacts. This is the first oral post-exposure prophylaxis for COVID ever proven to work. Game changer for the immunocompromised. #medsky 😷 #publichealth
Blue background. Pill with E on it is smashing a virus representing SARS-CoV-2.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sacramento Athletics gonna Sacramento... bummed for Ginn though, CG 2-hitter and gets the highlight reel loss
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Leia Taillefur @leiataillefur.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Canada,please remember we're not HIM. www.nhl.com/news/buffalo...
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Buffalo fans sing ‘O Canada’ after microphone mishap | NHL.com
Crowd comes together before Game 5 to finish lyrics while anthem singer waits on new mic
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Klay blew a 3-1 lead
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ICE terrorized children at the Whittier public library last year then peed all over the building when librarians wouldn’t let them in. Mayor Joe Viniateri loves ICE so now he’s out of a job. We love to see it!
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Breaking: This statue.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Geno is such a bitch
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I lived all over LA for a decade - it's shocking (/s) how often LAPD does this in the Black and Brown neighborhoods. I wonder if anyone on the Westside or in the Valley knows that LAPD does this...
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The President of the United States is a war criminal. Fact, not opinion.
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I see you @stephennelson.bsky.social, I too am not a fan of frozen water...
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Livia Gershon @liviagershon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I said "good turnout" to the older lady next to me, and she said "I think we have enough people to go to the White House and drag him out, and I think that's what it's going to take."
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What the shit is this, Santa Cruz?? Build the rail + trail to Watsonville (hell, build it to Monterey parallel to Hwy 1), rebuild the Suntan Special to SJ, restore the SC Metro 6[X] lines through Live Oak, do literally ANYTHING but this silly shit. Be serious.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation. 1. Oakland 2. Dodgers 3 (tie). Fuck the Giants/Astros 4 (tie). Fuck John Fisher/Rob Manfred
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm in the minority who's agnostic about the glut of virtual ads on sports broadcasts, but Netflix is SO FUCKING BAD at using them that it's actively distracting. It's like they turned up the saturation on all of them to 800%.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Holy shit that Moody injury brings back memories of Kevin Ware... not good at all...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If you’re traveling and spot ICE at the airport, start snapping photos. They aren't allowed to wear masks inside the terminal, which gives us a rare, massive opportunity for identification. Don’t miss the shot
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Tomatillo @greenburrito.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oh I do not like this at all, this ball is the stuff of cough syrup + LSD. March Madness is now cursed.
An unbelievably weird and creepy talking basketball on the CBS March Madness studio show. It looks like a muppet when you've taken some counterfeit LSD.
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