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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ION it should not be allowed for medication not to be doing anything good while also making you feel bad!
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surprise! Big Name Author caught AI-generating her fic while publicly denouncing AI use was previously plagiarizing while decryng plagiarism!
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tidbits from the France student protests. I can vouch for all of these! www.tumblr.com/wolfsnape/82...?
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💬 14  🔁 643  ❤️ 776 · I'm a teacher and I was in the Paris protest of tuesday with some of my former kids and LISTEN I'm SO PROUD OF ALL OF THEM The chants, the signs, the solidarity And how when…
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Stephanie Lamy @stephlamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Police are also confiscating goggles and saline solution. Protecting yourself from police violence is now officially verboten. bsky.app/profile/step...
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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anatsuno [no cap] @anatsuno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AMAZING
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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cloth gown gridlock @rosyrhapsody.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Japan they don't call it a train of thought, it's the Thinkansen
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks to Love It or List It Australia on YouTube for carrying me through this shitty bout of the plague (prob Covid but out of tests and can't move 🙃)
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching "Red white and royal blue" literal years after everyone else and it's hard to believe any of those people have ever held a human person before 😅
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Virginie @virginie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For context: many of our extreme right fascist leaning (or full fash) racist xenophobes are Catholic and some of them are very rich and own most of the media. The Pope here is telling them that diversity is good, actually, and that welcoming migrants is The Way™️ In other words, it’s a massive ✝️🖕✝️
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I had my first anxiety dream about the May 2027 FR presidential election (possible far right win 🫠). Love spending my rest time imagining screaming at my family while they say homopobic shit!
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not to nitpick/derail but the Wikipedia page linked in the very post literally says "A myth persists that the initial batch of Iron Rings was made from the beams of the first Quebec Bridge" 😅
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Kosmicala @kosmicala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is your kid texting about NPR? U up = you listening to up first? tfw = time for wait (wait don't tell me) tgif = Terry Gross is fresh idc = iny desk concert (a typo)
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I reluctantly took on the "herding cats" responsibility at work and guess what!!!! The cats!!! Are quite hard to herd!!!!!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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world’s spookiest weed puller @reflektion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fandom is a great hobby to get into if you want to meet the best people on the planet and revel in the beauty of art and also get really annoyed all the time and torture yourself constantly about things that objectively don't matter at all
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know what's still a banger??
Screenshot of phone playing "27" by Fall out Boy
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oooh I could sign up to #ITPE again 😍
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gonna be devastating
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THIS!! Not every language is afraid of big words! My ESL students can def parse things like disculpatory, economize or anticonstitutionally. BC LATIN! Words they can't: glean, fob, lure, ox...
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Working is Not Fun, idk if you knew this
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
aaaaahhhhhhhh??!?!?
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 11/09/2026
Propaganda works by exposure, like radiation. "Guys look at this, it's so radioactive" what are you doing get that out of here
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/09/2026
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. "I didn't put on my cabbage panties so I could get my behind eaten by the little bunnies"
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anatsuno [no cap] @anatsuno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aw
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The pod-together work @likealiar.bsky.social and I made together is live! I cried reading it and then again recording it bc it gave me too many "I love everyone in this bar" feelings! Check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/90170996
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally searched for one specific rule of hockey and it is: fighting. And like. I didn't REALIZE??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the new Harry Potter show is becoming like AI to me, in that everyone keeps trying to trick me into resigning myself to its inevitability because they don’t want to let me opt out
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's one thing to kind of definitely know there's something wrong with you, and quite another to see "debilitating brainworms" actually written down on official letterhead 🫠
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am so bad at this game and I don't understand why lol www.hankgreen.com/smush/
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have a great day, AO3 user NoondayDream! 😘
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m crying. I asked him to send me a screenshot so I could use it in class and it literally says “Cocaine is a bad, bad drug”
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Cocaine is one of the most widely abused illicit substances in the world, with an estimated 41 million adults reporting lifetime use in the United States alone (Gangu et al., 2022).
It has well-documented cardiovascular effects, including hypertension, tachycardia,
and vasoconstriction,
and these
have long been associated with acute ischemic events affecting the heart and brain. A less recognized capability is the drug's capacity to precipitate ischemia of the spinal cord, a resulting complication that is both debilitating and repeatedly underdiagnosed. Cocaine-induced acute spinal cord ischemia (ASCI) can result in immediate and permanent paralysis, complete loss of sensation below the level of injury, and autonomic dysfunction affecting bladder and bowel function. This kind of injury is devastating enough to leave patients dependent on lifelong rehabilitative care.


Cocaine is a bad, bad drug that a lot of people use. In the United States about 41 million adults have used cocaine at once. Cocaine is bad for your heart.
Can cause big problems. It can make your heart beat fast and your blood pressure go up. This can cause problems with your heart and brain.. Cocaine can also cause problems with your spinal cord. This can lead to bad injuries that can leave you paralyzed. You might not be able to feel anything below the injury. You might have problems with your bladder and bowel. This kind of injury is very serious. Can require a lot of care for the rest of your life.
A lot of doctors and people do not know about …
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Maybe it's useless to rec a fic that has 11K Kudos but icymi! I'm really loving "Lost in the woods Ilya gets rescued by Shane" and it's only 3 chapters from the end! archiveofourown.org/works/860923...
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Map Contact - Chapter 1 - Regolith (metonym) - Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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greedydancer @greedydancer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In an attempt to procrastinate prepping for work, I have scheduled so many yearly medical check-ups, witness me!!
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
any statement like ‘Gen z have no literacy/cannot write/spell/communicate’ that is not also coupled with ‘their means of learning has been eradicated by tech fascism and government removal of funding’ is not worth listening to or boosting. the kids are living under the regime we allowed
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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