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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “

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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 3h
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 20h
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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lys @bedsores.rest · 16h
a picture of some whiskey and a gun on a table with the umineko effect making it all blury. in the center, in the umi font, is the text "The Boston Red Sox...."
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donk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
ffxi is incredible
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think my favorite trend of the mid to late 00s was this specific shade of red being used in consumer electronics I always thought it was fancy and made stuff look higher quality
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
check this thing out
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mery @merylemons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Olympia
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have played so much fire emblem in my life and it’s remarkable how much credit I give them after the “Your mom left your siblings a letter in case she ever died and it revealed that actually it’s normal and based as fuck to want to make babies with Specifically The Main Character Self Insert”
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I started Fortune‘s Weave and within 2 hours the most dour depressive character got a blonde ojou sama rival she hates we’re so back There’s also a lore terminal in the first area of the game that goes “now your oc i- ITS SO IMPORTANT TO THE SURVIVAL OF HUMANITY THAT THEY CAN FUCK OKAY”
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kessaswift19.bsky.social @kessaswift19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFVI was always my favourite. Terra's outfit is so unique and vibrant #Art #FinalFantasy #FFVI #Terra
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i like this post so much ive thought about it everyday since seeing it so i wanted to draw it #fireemblem
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dreamed I was on some dropout show, but instead of being the first failed contestant who would get edited into a montage, it was an elaborate death game with multiple stages and a Shenron wish giving prize It took place at a waterpark
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hulk refers to his shadow as his only friendHulk turns and keeps monologuing about his shadow being the only thing he can count on in this life until it moves on its own and punches him in the back of the head with both fists
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuddles
comic about two puppies named Oregano and Basil cuddling. Basil says; "I love you, Oregano" to Oregano in the first panel. the second panel, Basil says; "I wish I could latch onto your flesh and merge with you like a Ceratioidei(deep sea anglerfish)" much to Oregano's discomfort and dismay
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Tansy, barking quietly @offbeatbarking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please be a dog, i’m patient
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Alice Wickenden @awickenden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just read that @qntm.org book, have no one to make this joke to,
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 26/09/2026
Seafowa thinking “kazooie is always pregnant.”
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Marsh Nix 💀 Clump of Moss @marshnix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of theɘʜƚ ʇo ǫniʞ👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is actually extremely important Drexel University purchased the Academy of Natural Sciences, the oldest Natural History museum in the Americas, over 200 years old And now it's being closed down. But we can still try to stop it save-the-academy.org
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Save the Academy of Natural Sciences
Don't mourn — organize. The museum's last public day is Sunday, Sept 27. Ten things you can do today.
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of the most devastating things about adhd, whatever version of it I have, is that thing where with Extraordinary Effort over weeks and months there were times I could Become Better by building up and reinforcing a healthy routine, etc. and then I miss the routine a single time and it's gone
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 24/09/2026
the 😵‍💫 emoji is consent
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Werewolf
comic about a guy turning into a werewolf on a full moon but he turns into a dog instead because he's too domesticated
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Vanylla Beane🍦 @vanyllabeane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bridget but she is shopping 🪀
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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私がExceeds Sequelわけないじゃん、ムリムリ!(※ムリじゃなかった!?) @takamomchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hire me, my fic will get better.
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Having a friend of a mutual follow and unfollow you does feel like Losing the Mandate of Heaven but also like youve lost nothing at all
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmNOTcatholic posting on twitter showing guy looking at another woman's stereotypical oriental dress with the caption: "MJ... why did you wear the appropriation dress. My father's Woke."
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萌えの哀れ @uncreativecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The photo articles in the onion are where ideas that aren't good for more than a couple sentences go to die and this is a good one
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 23/09/2026
The slamming on the box gets me every time. The arm moves just right.
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yorker4567.bsky.social @yorker4567.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
queer couples be like, "Hello, I am DeerEater and this is my partner Deer."
Nanako Misonoo and Fukiko Ichinomiya - Oniisama e... (1991)
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Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕ @almahexbla.de · 23/09/2026
Bonus fact for Bluesky: You 👏get👏a👏fun👏username👏if👏you👏get👏a👏funny👏domain👏
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this, the song of buns and daughters @elementnumber46.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Fat girl fall? no. Fat girl rise. Lift her up
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s all bullshit and the rules don’t matter, but I have to tell you that in 2026 Captain America wasn’t around for 9/11, but Doctor Doom could have been.
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Jae “Doesn’t Know What Computers Are “ @greatjae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see this and know I must have done something terribly wrong in my life
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐁-❍ @ofthelimbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Forest @foresttherotten.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 11/10/2024
Drakengard is a game where you do the same combo against enemies who pose no threat and have 9x more health than they should while a dragon goes "truly I have never bore witness to the type of darkness that lies in the heart of man. Who can say if incest is a good or bad thing?"
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