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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 21m
Yummy #goodlunch of leftover eggplant parm. 😋
Slightly blurry picture of my eggplant parm lunch
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 5h
truculence ball
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 6h
@myflagmeanslo.bsky.social flourishing, moisturised, in her lane.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 15h
💻 One month of reccing my own fics! 📹 Day 30: CAMBOY MOLLOY My special baby, my favourite child, my magnus opus, my sweet cheese, and somehow my fic with the absolute worst summary. I will always be so proud of this one. 😭 archiveofourown.org/works/578667... #iwtvfanfic ##DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

There’s a beat of supremely awkward silence.

"I've offended you,” Armand says. “My apologies. I crossed a line.”

Yeah, you fucking did.

“No, that’s – it’s fine. I’ll just need my accountant to crunch the numbers on that one, is all.”

Jesus H. Christ, Molloy, what are you doing, you absolute nutjob?

In which Daniel's best customer asks to meet in person.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 16h
My living room contains a cat, a husband and TWO bigass spiders and not one of them is even *trying* to eat this mosquito for me. They're all just sitting around while this mosquito eats ME. Fucking unbelievable. 😤
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My current carb obsession (that my daughter also shares) is simit. I've been obsessed with Turkish food in general for years but simit is a god among gods fr.
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Homer Simpson Drools with Anticipation
ALT: Homer Simpson Drools with Anticipation
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😱 One month of reccing my own fics! 😱 Day 29: THE MONSTER OF MY MEMORIES The 4th fic I ever wrote, this remains my most kudosed fic - leading by almost 1000 more kudos than my second most-popular one - and my fic with the most hits per chapter. 🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/462897... #iwtvfanfic
Fic summary:

Daniel was lying on his back in his bed in the Dubai penthouse and he was spiraling.

When he’d first realized he might be missing more vampire-related memories than just the night of that first interview, he’d been thinking along the lines of, you know, a couple of days. A week at most.

He hadn’t expected…this. Over a decade of bizarre cat-and-mouse, master-and-servant fucked up gothic romance with a goddamn vampire.

With Armand.

In which Daniel remembers and handles it extremely well, thank you very much.
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one likes generative ai. If you see a comment or something online where someone claims to like generative ai, that's actually a bot. If YOU like generative ai and you think "well I'm a person", you're wrong, you're just a bot, and you just don't know it.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😱 One month of reccing my own fics! 😱 Day 29: THE MONSTER OF MY MEMORIES The 4th fic I ever wrote, this remains my most kudosed fic - leading by almost 1000 more kudos than my second most-popular one - and my fic with the most hits per chapter. 🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/462897... #iwtvfanfic
Fic summary:

Daniel was lying on his back in his bed in the Dubai penthouse and he was spiraling.

When he’d first realized he might be missing more vampire-related memories than just the night of that first interview, he’d been thinking along the lines of, you know, a couple of days. A week at most.

He hadn’t expected…this. Over a decade of bizarre cat-and-mouse, master-and-servant fucked up gothic romance with a goddamn vampire.

With Armand.

In which Daniel remembers and handles it extremely well, thank you very much.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One month of reccing my own fics! Day 28 (+1): WORDS STARTING WITH THE LETTER Q Yesterday's migraine kept me in Snorkmimimiland for 80% of the day so you’re getting 2 recs today! archiveofourown.org/works/68866866 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

To disprove his wife’s accusation that he never takes an interest in any of her interests, Daniel’s started watching Jeopardy with her.

Cynthia fucking loves Jeopardy.

Daniel thinks it’s okay. They both know a lot of random facts and it’s kinda nice yelling questions at the TV and making fun of the contestants together when they get it wrong.

Plus, he’s invested now.

In Armand. The show’s reigning champion.

In which Daniel watches Jeopardy with his second wife.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have acquired a weird book.
My hand holding a copy of "Rest in Pieces - the curious fates of famous corpses" by Bess Lovejoy. The court features a drawing of a skeleton sitting up and stretching its arms upwards in a half-open coffin. The coffin is being carried by four other skeletons, two of which are also carrying bags with loose bones and skulls. The one at the head of the coffin is wearing a suit, enormous cravat and top hat, making the other skeletons look extra naked. A full moon looks down on them with a nasty stinkface.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One month of reccing my own fics! Day 28 (+1): WORDS STARTING WITH THE LETTER Q Yesterday's migraine kept me in Snorkmimimiland for 80% of the day so you’re getting 2 recs today! archiveofourown.org/works/68866866 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

To disprove his wife’s accusation that he never takes an interest in any of her interests, Daniel’s started watching Jeopardy with her.

Cynthia fucking loves Jeopardy.

Daniel thinks it’s okay. They both know a lot of random facts and it’s kinda nice yelling questions at the TV and making fun of the contestants together when they get it wrong.

Plus, he’s invested now.

In Armand. The show’s reigning champion.

In which Daniel watches Jeopardy with his second wife.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: Ooh, boy! I'm home alone until dinnertime today, maybe I'll actually finish that WIP I've been working on for months! My body at 8:50am: Best I can do is a migraine.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🦇 One month of reccing my own fics! 🦇 Day 27: HUNTER/PREY One of my most intense fics. I'm particularly proud of how I managed Armand’s inner dialogue here. archiveofourown.org/works/70604026 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
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The grey-haired vampire flies through the air and tackles Armand to the ground.

“You broke the rules,” Daniel says. “We said ‘no vamp speed’.”

Armand bats his eyelashes. “I’m sorry,” he whines in a way he knows is less than convincing. “I was just so frightened.”

Daniel scoffs. “You know, for an ex-theatre director, you’re a pretty lousy actor.”

In which Daniel is a Big Bad Vampire who chases, catches and has his way with Armand the Real Human Boy.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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LukeLem⭕️n @lukelemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Opening COMMS! 💜💛 Want a fanart of your favorite couple doing ✨stuff✨? Or maybe your OC doing ✨stuff✨? Illustrations from your fic? A present for a friend? I gotcha! DM me, babe!
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Churlayla 86.47 @churlayla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
youtu.be
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐺 One month of reccing my own fics! 🐺 Day 26: OUR CONVERSATION That time I wrote a show Nickistat fic long before we'd even seen show Nicki. 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/52751155 #iwtvfanfic #Nickistat
Fic summary:

Nicki brought up his hand and slowly traced the scar at the corner of Lestat’s mouth – still fresh, the new skin still pink and tender where the wolf’s claw had torn him open – with a single finger.

And then he touched it with his lips.

In which Nicki and Lestat almost upset the table.

Vampire Fest Lestat Birthday Bingo prompts, “My lord, the wolfkiller”, "First love" and "Lust for life"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bitch, don't ask me this *in English* when 99% of everything I've ever posted on this app has been in English. 🫩
Screenshot of Bluesky telling me "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in English. Would you like to reply in English?"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛼 One month of reccing my own fics!🕺 Day 25: YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING Probably the fluffiest thing I've ever written, despite Daniel spending about half the fic worrying about his safety. 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/549305... #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“I didn’t think you remembered that night,” Armand said as he folded himself into a pretzel on the seat next to Daniel.

“I didn’t think you were supposed to root around in my head without permission,” Daniel replied dryly.

In which Daniel hears a song that takes him back to 1979, to a night in which he genuinely feared for his life. At the roller disco.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was once in a Halloween exchange where we sent each other candy and I seriously wouldn't have recognised the US chocolate as chocolate in a blind taste test. And these were brands we also have (KitKat and Snickers). European manufacturers literally wouldn't have been allowed to call it chocolate.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Ja, mauw, hè?" is 😘👌 (She's agreeing with the cat that the situation is very meow.)
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧩 One month of reccing my own fics! 🧩 Day 24: PESIS IS GONE Did you know that 'Armand’s psychosexual saw trap' recently became a canonical Ao3 tag? archiveofourown.org/works/84185391 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Okay, Jigsaw,” Daniel said out loud while he stepped farther into the room and picked the envelope up from the table. “Let’s play.”

In which Armand wants to play a game and Daniel is too nosy (and too horny) to refuse.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧩 One month of reccing my own fics! 🧩 Day 24: PESIS IS GONE Did you know that 'Armand’s psychosexual saw trap' recently became a canonical Ao3 tag? archiveofourown.org/works/84185391 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Okay, Jigsaw,” Daniel said out loud while he stepped farther into the room and picked the envelope up from the table. “Let’s play.”

In which Armand wants to play a game and Daniel is too nosy (and too horny) to refuse.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's over. It's done. And now Kobo is suggesting I read The Hunger Games because that's a 'comparable' book. 💀
Photo of my ereader informing me that I took 16.3 hours to read Moby Dick in sessions of - on average - 4 minutes, lmao. What motherhood does to a girl. It also shows my ereader calling The Hunger Games a similar read.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Meta took this down on Instagram because they don't like their perv glasses being used against them. 🥲
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like this one could replace the Kermit sipping tea meme. Sam Reid eating pasta. 🙂‍↕️
Sam Reid looking at someone out of frame like "Did I lie, tho?" while holding a fork over his bowl of pasta.
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Whuat da Fock is Carmilla doing? @carmillamurray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s been eating pasta again we have photos to prove it!
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am pleased with how my betta fish dish came out. I’m having a lot of fun playing with the glaze on these fish!
Ceramic dish sculpted in the shape of a betta fish. The glaze ranges from green to blue to purple.Close-up of betta fish dish.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need her and Sam Reid to work together again. Imagine the casualties if they combined their 2026 slay. 🫪
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@myflagmeanslo.bsky.social look at this diva.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💕 One month of reccing my own fics! 💕 Day 23: BABY Thought of this fic and now I have a certain song stuck in my head. Mad at me because you now also have that song stuck in your head? Come yell at me in the comments! archiveofourown.org/works/53701204 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Daniel looks around the room while he struggles with the zipper on his overstuffed bag. “Baby, have you seen my, uh, my green lighter?”

Armand’s impatience evaporates.

It is replaced with surprise and wonder. Fascination.

He unclenches his hands and tips his head to the side. “Baby,” he repeats.

Daniel freezes and looks up at him. “Shit. You don’t like that?”

In which Armand and Daniel discuss nicknames.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I typed "I see bisexuals" into the GIF search bar in honor of bisexual visibility day, I didn’t expect it to deliver like this.
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Kaihood's 'I See You' Animated Eyes
ALT: Kaihood's 'I See You' Animated Eyes
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kid had her first drumming lesson today and is now officially cooler than I'll ever be. Just gotta make sure she doesn't grow up to tour with Lestat.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scrolled too fast and initially thought this was a centaur. 🥲 (Centaur AU when?)
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🏍 One month of reccing my own fics! 🏍 Day 22: HAPPENSTANCE Claudeleine deserve way more fics but so far I just have the one. archiveofourown.org/works/58049104 #iwtvfanfic #Claudeleine
Fic summary:

“Merci, Lulu,” the dressmaker says, “for whatever that was.”

She’s turning to leave.

And Claudia is ‘needed in the wet room’.

Pff.

Fuck these vampires.

“Hey,” Claudia calls out. “You want a ride home?”

In which Claudia gives a weird white lady a ride home and comes to a realization.
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Keith Broomfield @keithbroomfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A cluster of fly agarics in one of my local woods
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT'S HEEEERE! (Frits is a terrible guitarist.)
Tiny Lestat LeStrat standing on a brown leather surface in front of a white wallTiny Lestat LeStrat standing on a brown leather surface in front of a white wall but now on the cardboard guitar case it came inTiny Lestat LeStrat standing on its cardboard guitar case on a black metal side table in front of a white wall. In front of the guitar is a bowl of fruit (loads of apples and one kiwi)Frits the tuxedo cat sniffing the tiny guitar while it stands on a wooden floor
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you say Twitter is still working for you, you're announcing that you've managed to plug your ears to all the horrors going on there and are just living in denial to what's going on around you, sort of your own personal ZONE OF INTEREST experience.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎡 One month of reccing my own fics! 🎠 Day 21: COTTON CANDY Armand and Daniel on a date and some haters get ate. archiveofourown.org/works/68967286 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary: 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68967286
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Interview With The Vampire Fanpage @iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid discuss Loustat’s endgame and codependency, via @annerice.amc.com. #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire
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Interview With The Vampire Fanpage @iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Birthday to our beloved Claudia, the most magnificent of vampires! 🥀🦇 #iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #iwtvsky
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no it's a banger
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Cat
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