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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 6h
👊 Hey, Big - Fist in Your Face 👊 Looks like I really am back. Come read my latest on Ao3! archiveofourown.org/works/948068... #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion #Armandaniel
Fic summary of Hey, Big - Fist in Your Face by GrayGiantess:

“Hey, look!” the tallest of the group called out, pointing at Armand and Daniel, not in accusation but in recognition. “It’s them!”

“Oh, my God, it is!” the female vampire shrieked, like she’d just spotted a celebrity. “That’s Daniel Molloy! Which makes him... Oh, my God, it’s him!”

In which some vamp tries to get in Armand’s face while they’re running from Akasha, so Daniel puts his fist in his face instead.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 8h
I'm filled with macaroni, my husband is asleep against me, my kid is killing it with her typing course at the dinner table, my cat is snoring on the armchair, and I bought some tiny pumpkins this morning so it finally feels like fall. Things are cosy AF here. 😊
An oblong wooden tray on a wooden coffee table. On the left side of the tray are five decorative pumpkins of various shapes and colours and a figurine of tel mushrooms. On the left side are two burning candles, one taller and honeycomb shaped (it's made from beeswax) and one short and round. In the top left corner of the picture, a tuxedo cat loafs on an armchair.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 15h
"I can't carry that" does not deter me! My kid once told me she needed a new coat because - and I shit you not - "The pockets of this one are too full of junk." AND WHO PUT THAT JUNK IN THOSE POCKETS?!
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
IAN MCKELLEN OLD MAN YAOI?!
Movie poster for Frank and Percy starting Ian McKellen and Roger Allam. Their characters are sitting on a bench against a blue cartoon park background, smiling at each other with Ian's character touching Roger's forearm. Dogs are sitting on the grass on either side of them. There is a single cloud shaped like a heart over the title. The subheader says "It’s never to late to fall in love"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh, they were COOKED in the replies/quotes. I haven't seen a ratio like this since I left Twitter in 2024.
30 reposts, 950 quotes, 1k replies and 56 likes
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
📼 Armandaniel fic rec of the day! 📼 I'm reading fic again so I want to pick these back up! r/CursedThriftStoreFinds by my darling @hummingbeeooo.bsky.social! I watched this come into being and it came out so perfect! archiveofourown.org/chapters/250... #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

r/RBI

u/TheBoobonicPlague

Help wanted identifying voices on old cassette tape (one voice possibly featured on news)

Hi, guys, I originally posted this on r/CursedThriftStoreFinds, and I was directed here. I’m not gonna go into all the details of my original post, if you want you can check it out here. Long story short, I have an old cassette tape, and we’re trying to identify who the voices on it might be. One user mentioned VOICE B sounding familiar, like they heard it recently on the news. It’s been driving me crazy for weeks now, I’d really appreciate the help. I’m attaching the transcript and some audio samples below. Thanks.

u/dontbouncethedog
excuse me why the fuck is there only one set of footsteps in those clips?!

u/TheBoobonicPlague OP
Yeah, that’s exactly what started this whole thing. I’m trying to find out what’s going on there. And please, no ghost theories.


Or: Daniel and Armand become Reddit cryptids for a week and ruin multiple people's mental health.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It was so yummy! And it was a recipe for four people, so lunch ramen lunch for Luce tomorrow! 😋 I wish I could share the recipe but it was one of those meal packets from the supermarket where you only have to add the proteins and carbs. No idea what the spice mix was.
Professional picture of a box labeled 'Curry ramen' from Dutch online supermarket Picnic. The box contains an aubergine, red onion, red bell pepper, scallion, stock cube, tomatopuree, stock cube, bag of curry powder and coconut milk. It's covered by a cardboard sleeve in the middle section that shows a picture of the finished dish.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Very first time cooking fancy ramen today and it was so good! 🤤
Three bowls of curcurry ramen garnished with halved boiled eggs, scallions and chicken mince
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Literally me when I finally get my puppy.
Photo taken from what looks like a magazine of a smiling blonde woman and an absolute gremlin of a dog (whitw Boomer mix?). The woman is in glam makeup and a top that might be glittery, the dog is wearing a collar and bowtie. The original caption is "Lucy and trip hazard" but at the top of the image the caption "The most honest pet name I've ever seen..." has been added.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goulash time! 🤤
The same type of plate as in the quoted post with a small serving of mashed potato and a big helping of deep red goulash, with two large chunks of beef clearly visible on top. The picture looks slightly blurry because thr goulash is so steamy.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😱 I POSTED A FIC! 😱 For the first time in months, so it kinda feels like a big deal. Please come read Alternatives to Aloe Vera! archiveofourown.org/works/94212151 #iwtvfanfic #tvlfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Daniel felt like a total idiot.

Armand had told him he should be taking baby steps.

But once Daniel had gotten over his fear of bursting into flames, shuffled into the daylight (with Armand holding both of his hands) and not actually burst into flames... Well, he’d immediately gotten overconfident, hadn’t he?

In which Daniel gets overconfident during daywalking lessons and needs a little after sun care.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's coming to get me 😭
A box showing a picture of the Dutch gingerbread man (speculaaspop) that's inside
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's goulash time! 😋
Three plates on a wooden table, holding (respectively), diced onion, diced bell peppers and diced beef.A big black rectangular oven dish bubbling away with the ingredients from the other picture + some water, tinned tomatoes, garlic, bit of flour and seasoning
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me, after Jr went ham on German waffles while we were on holiday: Istg I had a German waffle maker at some point. Must still be at my parents' house? We'll never find it there. I'll just buy her a new one for the holidays.
Spongebob "2 months later..." screen
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That part about the people you helped make reminds me of this classic:
Tweet by Twitter user spunkyturnip saying "Imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It just seems so unreal that I can just buy these fresh from my local supermarket whenever I want. For just €1.65 a piece! And then eat it with honey? And no-one can stop me? Medieval kings would be green with envy. #goodlunch
A green plate with a dragonfly-and-flowers print containing a simit -  twisted, bagel-like bread covered in sesame seeds - and a small puddle of honey.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yummy #goodlunch of leftover eggplant parm. 😋
Slightly blurry picture of my eggplant parm lunch
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💻 One month of reccing my own fics! 📹 Day 30: CAMBOY MOLLOY My special baby, my favourite child, my magnus opus, my sweet cheese, and somehow my fic with the absolute worst summary. I will always be so proud of this one. 😭 archiveofourown.org/works/578667... #iwtvfanfic ##DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

There’s a beat of supremely awkward silence.

"I've offended you,” Armand says. “My apologies. I crossed a line.”

Yeah, you fucking did.

“No, that’s – it’s fine. I’ll just need my accountant to crunch the numbers on that one, is all.”

Jesus H. Christ, Molloy, what are you doing, you absolute nutjob?

In which Daniel's best customer asks to meet in person.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😱 One month of reccing my own fics! 😱 Day 29: THE MONSTER OF MY MEMORIES The 4th fic I ever wrote, this remains my most kudosed fic - leading by almost 1000 more kudos than my second most-popular one - and my fic with the most hits per chapter. 🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/462897... #iwtvfanfic
Fic summary:

Daniel was lying on his back in his bed in the Dubai penthouse and he was spiraling.

When he’d first realized he might be missing more vampire-related memories than just the night of that first interview, he’d been thinking along the lines of, you know, a couple of days. A week at most.

He hadn’t expected…this. Over a decade of bizarre cat-and-mouse, master-and-servant fucked up gothic romance with a goddamn vampire.

With Armand.

In which Daniel remembers and handles it extremely well, thank you very much.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have acquired a weird book.
My hand holding a copy of "Rest in Pieces - the curious fates of famous corpses" by Bess Lovejoy. The court features a drawing of a skeleton sitting up and stretching its arms upwards in a half-open coffin. The coffin is being carried by four other skeletons, two of which are also carrying bags with loose bones and skulls. The one at the head of the coffin is wearing a suit, enormous cravat and top hat, making the other skeletons look extra naked. A full moon looks down on them with a nasty stinkface.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One month of reccing my own fics! Day 28 (+1): WORDS STARTING WITH THE LETTER Q Yesterday's migraine kept me in Snorkmimimiland for 80% of the day so you’re getting 2 recs today! archiveofourown.org/works/68866866 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

To disprove his wife’s accusation that he never takes an interest in any of her interests, Daniel’s started watching Jeopardy with her.

Cynthia fucking loves Jeopardy.

Daniel thinks it’s okay. They both know a lot of random facts and it’s kinda nice yelling questions at the TV and making fun of the contestants together when they get it wrong.

Plus, he’s invested now.

In Armand. The show’s reigning champion.

In which Daniel watches Jeopardy with his second wife.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🦇 One month of reccing my own fics! 🦇 Day 27: HUNTER/PREY One of my most intense fics. I'm particularly proud of how I managed Armand’s inner dialogue here. archiveofourown.org/works/70604026 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic rec:

The grey-haired vampire flies through the air and tackles Armand to the ground.

“You broke the rules,” Daniel says. “We said ‘no vamp speed’.”

Armand bats his eyelashes. “I’m sorry,” he whines in a way he knows is less than convincing. “I was just so frightened.”

Daniel scoffs. “You know, for an ex-theatre director, you’re a pretty lousy actor.”

In which Daniel is a Big Bad Vampire who chases, catches and has his way with Armand the Real Human Boy.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🐺 One month of reccing my own fics! 🐺 Day 26: OUR CONVERSATION That time I wrote a show Nickistat fic long before we'd even seen show Nicki. 😅 archiveofourown.org/works/52751155 #iwtvfanfic #Nickistat
Fic summary:

Nicki brought up his hand and slowly traced the scar at the corner of Lestat’s mouth – still fresh, the new skin still pink and tender where the wolf’s claw had torn him open – with a single finger.

And then he touched it with his lips.

In which Nicki and Lestat almost upset the table.

Vampire Fest Lestat Birthday Bingo prompts, “My lord, the wolfkiller”, "First love" and "Lust for life"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bitch, don't ask me this *in English* when 99% of everything I've ever posted on this app has been in English. 🫩
Screenshot of Bluesky telling me "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in English. Would you like to reply in English?"
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛼 One month of reccing my own fics!🕺 Day 25: YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING Probably the fluffiest thing I've ever written, despite Daniel spending about half the fic worrying about his safety. 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/549305... #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“I didn’t think you remembered that night,” Armand said as he folded himself into a pretzel on the seat next to Daniel.

“I didn’t think you were supposed to root around in my head without permission,” Daniel replied dryly.

In which Daniel hears a song that takes him back to 1979, to a night in which he genuinely feared for his life. At the roller disco.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧩 One month of reccing my own fics! 🧩 Day 24: PESIS IS GONE Did you know that 'Armand’s psychosexual saw trap' recently became a canonical Ao3 tag? archiveofourown.org/works/84185391 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Okay, Jigsaw,” Daniel said out loud while he stepped farther into the room and picked the envelope up from the table. “Let’s play.”

In which Armand wants to play a game and Daniel is too nosy (and too horny) to refuse.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's over. It's done. And now Kobo is suggesting I read The Hunger Games because that's a 'comparable' book. 💀
Photo of my ereader informing me that I took 16.3 hours to read Moby Dick in sessions of - on average - 4 minutes, lmao. What motherhood does to a girl. It also shows my ereader calling The Hunger Games a similar read.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like this one could replace the Kermit sipping tea meme. Sam Reid eating pasta. 🙂‍↕️
Sam Reid looking at someone out of frame like "Did I lie, tho?" while holding a fork over his bowl of pasta.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💕 One month of reccing my own fics! 💕 Day 23: BABY Thought of this fic and now I have a certain song stuck in my head. Mad at me because you now also have that song stuck in your head? Come yell at me in the comments! archiveofourown.org/works/53701204 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Daniel looks around the room while he struggles with the zipper on his overstuffed bag. “Baby, have you seen my, uh, my green lighter?”

Armand’s impatience evaporates.

It is replaced with surprise and wonder. Fascination.

He unclenches his hands and tips his head to the side. “Baby,” he repeats.

Daniel freezes and looks up at him. “Shit. You don’t like that?”

In which Armand and Daniel discuss nicknames.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🏍 One month of reccing my own fics! 🏍 Day 22: HAPPENSTANCE Claudeleine deserve way more fics but so far I just have the one. archiveofourown.org/works/58049104 #iwtvfanfic #Claudeleine
Fic summary:

“Merci, Lulu,” the dressmaker says, “for whatever that was.”

She’s turning to leave.

And Claudia is ‘needed in the wet room’.

Pff.

Fuck these vampires.

“Hey,” Claudia calls out. “You want a ride home?”

In which Claudia gives a weird white lady a ride home and comes to a realization.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT'S HEEEERE! (Frits is a terrible guitarist.)
Tiny Lestat LeStrat standing on a brown leather surface in front of a white wallTiny Lestat LeStrat standing on a brown leather surface in front of a white wall but now on the cardboard guitar case it came inTiny Lestat LeStrat standing on its cardboard guitar case on a black metal side table in front of a white wall. In front of the guitar is a bowl of fruit (loads of apples and one kiwi)Frits the tuxedo cat sniffing the tiny guitar while it stands on a wooden floor
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎡 One month of reccing my own fics! 🎠 Day 21: COTTON CANDY Armand and Daniel on a date and some haters get ate. archiveofourown.org/works/68967286 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary: 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68967286
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
☕️ One month of reccing my own fics! ☕️ Day 20: ASK ALICE My piece for the Devil’s Minion's Minions zine! Starring Definitely Not Armand, with appearances by Definitely Not Lestat, Definitely Not Gabriella, Maybe Daniel’s Daughter and Daniel Molloy. archiveofourown.org/works/69260471 #iwtvfanfic
Fic summary:

Relationship troubles? Alice knows all about it! Ask Alice now.

In this issue: a distressed spouse, a disgruntled reader, a concerned daughter, and a mother of a clingy son.

In which a real agony aunt, who in no way is or is affiliated with the Vampire Armand, gives very helpful advice to real human beings who definitely aren’t IWTV characters.

First published in the Devil’s Minion’s Minions zine. Fic by GrayGiantess, art by SheOfBadIdeas.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THE GASP I GUSPT! PAKIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE!
DHL tracking info that shows that, 17 days after falling off the radar in Illinois, my ting LeStrat was seen in Bremen today! That's Germany so already in the EU and only one border away.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⚡️ One month of reccing my own!⚡️ Day 19: ELECTRIFYING This one is so special to me! Based on a glorious Tumblr post by @hornystiel.bsky.social AND turned into a podfic by secretsoflurfnarp (link to that is below the endnote). archiveofourown.org/works/57466804 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Do it,” Armand says. “Taser me, Daniel.”

“You’re crazy.”

“Do. It,” Armand repeats. He almost snarls the order.

He’s so annoying. Annoying enough to make Daniel want to – he flips the safety switch and pulls the trigger.

In which young Daniel buys a taser, because a spray bottle doesn’t work when a vampire gets the zoomies. Things quickly devolve into unhinged horny behavior.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I require luncheon but have unfortunately been assigned cat bed duty and must therefore remain in my current position indefinitely. 🤷‍♀️
My current POV showing Frits the tuxedo cat looking up at me from my blanket-covered stomach where he's lying very comfortably on his side.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🔥 One month of reccing my own fics! 🔥 Day 18: NOT GOING ANYWHERE Not every story needs a plot! Some 80s DM smut. archiveofourown.org/works/50415541 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Daniel doesn’t even remember why they’re fighting. All he knows is that Armand’s an asshole and Daniel is done.

In which Daniel and Armand fight and make up all at once.

(Vamptember prompt ‘fight and make up’.)
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🏍 One month of reccing my own fics! 🏍 Day 17: THE ROAD TO FOREVER Sometimes I write fics that are 95% just two guys talking, and I'm really quite good at that. 😅 My post-S2 reunion fic! archiveofourown.org/works/57359632 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Armand stopped moving. He stared at the floor. “You’re angry with me.”

“Thank you, Captain Obvious,” Daniel replied. “Hey, since we’re just saying shit we both already know, I’ve got another one for ya: you took off.”

“I did.”

“Bit of a dick move, don’t you think?”

In which Daniel finally tracks down his maker. And gives him a piece of his mind.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😔 One month of reccing my own fics! 😔 Day 16: Silver Lining Written long before S2 came out, this fic feels incredible canon-divergent to me now, but it’s still one of my special babies. 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/47901865 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Armand was having a dark day. One filled with guilt and regret.

He didn’t have dark days very often, not anymore, but when he did, they were...exceptionally bad.

Because Armand had done many regrettable things in his long life.

And many regrettable things had been done to him.

In which Armand needs (and gets) a hug from his Daniel.

Now with illustrations by
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🛩 One month of reccing my own fics! 🛬 Day 15: NOT UNDER MY HEART BUT IN IT Louis gets hit by the fledgling distribution system and becomes the maker who stepped up. archiveofourown.org/works/65728369 #iwtvfanfic #danlou
Fic summary:

Louis doesn’t realize there’s something wrong until the jet’s landing gear touches the tarmac at Dubai International.

Then he hears it, almost immediately: a voice, confused and scared. Loud. A vampire’s voice.

Daniel.

Daniel, Louis projects out. Daniel, is that you?

Louis? Daniel answers almost immediately.

A wave of dread washes over Louis. What did he do? he asks.

In which Louis returns to Dubai to find an abandoned fledgling in his home.

Microfic May prompt: Abandoned
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🍝 One month of reccing my own fics! 🍝 Day 14: THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART Young Daniel being super romantic but not very smart in one of my favorite microfics. #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion archiveofourown.org/works/54892309
Fic summary:

Daniel threw the tea towel into the sink. This was such a damn bummer.

He'd wanted to do something special for Armand. Something kinda romantic. Dinner for two. He'd even gotten candles and the expensive paper napkins.

In which Daniel prepares a romantic dinner for two, forgetting one pretty key thing about Armand's diet.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Orzo day! Tomato orzo with red onions, olives and fresh dill. Feta with a crispy sesame seed crust drizzled with honey. It was YUM!
Slightly blurry picture of a flat bowl with the food described in the post standing on a wooden table. The feta is a fairly large rectangular block.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
💗 One month of reccing my own fics! 💗 Day 13: AFTERMATH Tumblr has been lowkey doing top/dom discourse about DM again for some reason, which is stupid AF. So soft dom Daniel be upon all! archiveofourown.org/works/62047750 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED SPOILERS
(But no book knowledge required)
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Armand’s nostrils flare. “How can I relax?” he demands. “How can you?!”

“Easy,” Daniel says. He puts aside the book he’s been trying to read. “It’s over, babe. Our team won. The witch is dead. And we’re in Florida.”

“And our kind has been decimated!” Armand all but shouts. “We almost lost Lestat. I could have lost you!”

Ah, there it is.

In which Daniel helps Armand relax after the main events of Queen of the Damned.

Secret Santa gift for Bandedbulbussnarfblat.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
🎈 One month of reccing my own fics!🎈 Day 12: HELIUM I love putting that old man in silly situations. 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/64352278 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Oh, shit,” Daniel says. “Armand, I’m not – ! Fuck. Babe! Armand. You gotta come get me!”

In which Daniel’s first flying lesson doesn’t go exactly as Armand had envisaged. (Daniel knew it was going to be a disaster. He’ll probably say, ‘I told you so’.)
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🫂 One month of reccing my own fics! 🫂 Day 11: FORGOTTEN Protective Daniel, protective Armand, AND a secret fun third thing all in less than 600 words! archiveofourown.org/works/65297386 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

Armand stands rooted to the floor of Maharet’s compound.

He’s alive.

Marius is alive.

And he didn’t come for you, a voice whispers from the back of Armand’s mind. He was alive and he did not come for you.

In which Armand reacts to Marius going, “Amadeo, where you been, loca?” after forgetting Armand existed for nearly five hundred years.

Microfic May prompt: Forgotten
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
⚰️ One month of reccing my own fics! ⚰️ Day 10: COVEN DISCIPLINE We're kicking off the DMFA server holiday fic exchange again (yay!) so if course that means I have to show you guys my fic from last year. 😊 archiveofourown.org/works/76196641 #iwtvfanfic #Armand #Santiago #Armandiago
Fic summary:

“I am feeling magnanimous today,” Armand says, “so I will give you a choice. Would you prefer to take your punishment now, while the others are asleep? Or would you rather wait until after sundown, when they are awake to witness your…education?”

In which a freshly-turned Santiago breaks curfew and Armand reminds him of his place.

Written for the DMFA holiday exchange.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
PAKIDGE!
Screenshot of the Dutch postal service telling me they're bringing me my tiny TVL LeStrat today (for real this time)
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🦷 One month of reccing my own fics! 🦷 Day 9: WHO WANTS THEIR TEETH DONE BY THE MARQUIS DE SADE? Vampires with hobbies. 🤭 archiveofourown.org/works/78204101 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Babe, are you a serial killer?” Daniel asked.

Armand lowered his folder and looked at Daniel like he thought this might be a trick question. “Yes?” he replied, clearly unsure whether it was the answer Daniel was looking for. “And so are you?”

“What?! Oh. Right.”

“You kill to survive every night,” Armand clarified unnecessarily. “I know you know this.”

“Yeah, no, I know. I guess I meant,” Daniel said, holding up the jar of fangs again, “are you a serial killer of vampires?”

In which Daniel questions Armand about something he finds among his ‘knickknacks’.
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
👗 One month of reccing my own fics! 👗 Day 8: MOTHER KNOWS BEST archiveofourown.org/works/66594991 #iwtvfanfic #DevilsMinion
Fic summary:

“Danny, did you hear me?” Armand asks sternly. “You’re late again. You were to come straight home after school.”

School…

Oh.

It’s like that.

Okay. Jesus. Yes.

In which Daniel comes back from a hunt to find Armand in full strict 1950s mom mode (and immediately gets so horny his brain falls out through his dick).
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🍂🍄🍁Luce🍁🍄🍂 🇵🇸 @graygiantess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay, but WHY? I'm so tired. I want real oomfies. 😭
Screenshot showing that an account called Environmental Film & Screenplay Festival followed me on here
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