Reposted by Grawlixy
Everything is fake now. Also this post has a number of pretty deeply-buried gags and bits, so if you're like "this is kinda mediocre" you probably just didn't see them all. Yeah.
www.todayintabs.com/p/even-if-it...
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Even If It's Real, It's Fake
“Tell me where you love to shop. What are some of your favorite brands. Tell me about your personal style in housewares and fashion. Do you have any babies?”