Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 19hstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Iconic 'Boom Roasted' MomentAlt: Michael Scott's Iconic 'Boom Roasted' Moment 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 19hI think you just hired vibe coders and they’re vaping, bro 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This looks like the bugs from the Lion King, but unappetizing 0400
Reposted by Whim Timsyceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors 86181645074
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Helpful tip! You SHOULD still assume you could have prevented it, if only you were better. It’s important that you lay awake in bed, for the next few wks/yrs, thinking about how you could have changed the outcome. No one else plans to change, so we’re counting on you 🫵, but hey! Don’t fret, becaus 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well, I bet it would fail the mirror test Yeesh these people are dumb 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026HAHAHA “Is that a serious question?” “Well, I didn’t want to ask another dumb one” Swing and a miss, buddy 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s the new Simpsons (which was the new Nostradamus) 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They just… plastered the word SCIENCE everywhere? Could Trump even spell science? What is this even for? (all questions rhetorical; everything is so stupid now) 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think “sad” is too generous; to me, it reads like “he’s not living up to his potential” I think it’s more… pathetic, evil, cruel, hyperbolic, and/or traitorous. He’s intentionally misleading others, despite knowing better, against their own best interests. He’s a snake. 080
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I bet this list previously included Cornell, but what with the rape scandal, they decided to just have them write an essay 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Take the money he stole from hard-working Americans (you don’t become a billionaire via honest work), then deport him 000
Reposted by Whim TimsyThe Heathen Historian @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor. 422512948
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just got my Medicaid “we’ll be kicking you off health insurance in the new year bc of the OBBB” letter, so I might not have my antidepressants soon… And I was JUST starting to go outside again and feel somewhat better with therapy I hate it here Cruelty and ignorance for no justifiable reason 050
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hell, let em blow up Mar-a-lago, let em take Elon musk an even smaller, some are saying the smallest ever in the world, price to pay 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m not sure “Trump claims” deserves the :BREAKING: label 020
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But… you’re a red shirt. I hear you don’t last long 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Great point - I imagine if we were to apply originalism to the 2nd amendment, our gun laws would change massively. Either citizens should have access to weaponry that could rival our army, or we would have access to only bayonets 001
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Awww 🥹 this is really beautiful, and that’s a beautiful tribute - sharing the kind of person your aunt was Wherever she is, I like to think she’s riding highland cows over rainbows like they’re unicorns 🐮🦄 #HighlandCowicorns 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My therapist said that about me once. If only that were helpful right now… 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 02/10/20261. WHAT is the biggest ice cube? 2. Are we calling glaciers ice cubes now? 3. Our planet has had ice ages. Are we saying we have more ice now than during those ages? 4. Why would anyone attend one of these? 5. Is it a drinking game? 6. I can’t imagine a drinking game worth actually showing up… 000
Reposted by Whim TimsyHearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Reminder about "They're here ILLEGALLY" Being undocumented is a civil offense, not a criminal one. That's why they're not entitled to a court-appointed lawyer, why it's "civil detention" not a jail, why it's not in the criminal code, etc. Other civil infractions are things like parking tickets. 943237926
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I haven’t seen anyone point this out, but within AI there is already a criteria for artificial super intelligence (ASI). It’s after the point where we have an AGI (general) and its abilities surpass human intelligence & prowess in all areas. So… this is (at least) doubly stupid 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s weird how the comeback is “hyuk hyuk, well I guess he respects a GIRL athlete” The misogyny be ogyning 001
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Abstract? That’s Magnemitestatic.klipy.comCecily Strong as Marsha Blackburn: Final AnswerAlt: Cecily Strong as Marsha Blackburn: Final Answer 110
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I doubt they are, but I promise I am deeply processing every time. I am staying indoors and have given up attempting to talk to anyone in public. I have lost the will to live. How am I doing? Oh. Fine. Same old, same old. 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I never wanted to talk to people who had bigoted and fuck up ideas, and I did call them out on shit, so now I don’t have any male friends 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ooh! Should’ve had pepper JACK cheese hanging off the side of the patty 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I WHIP MY SPINE BACK & FORTHstatic.klipy.comHair Flip: I Whip My Hair Back and ForthAlt: “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth” is printed at the bottom while someone frantically whirls their long hair like a windmill in a spiral that never ceases 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is THIS the white culture my fellow whites [derogatory] tryna defend?static.klipy.comWhy Why Me? Confused Cartoon at LaptopAlt: A cartoon of a woman inspecting her laptop, first squinting in a concerned manner, then looking directly into the camera and shrugging, and continuing to shrug as the camera pans out, eventually leaving all this dumb noise behind, while I sit here, typing, all alone in this stupid, stupid void. Finally, it asks “why?”, unfortunately leaving the answer to the observer 000
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Senile old man reads shitpost on the internet: Seems as legit as the rest of my news, better respond! 011
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m fairly certain I will be throwing this comic at a recruiter in the near future, like a glitter bomb 010
Whim Timsy @gravyhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Orrrr is it?static.klipy.comMitch McConnell staring off into spaceAlt: Mitch McConnell staring blankly through the 23rd dimension, slowly turning his head while his facial expression continues to mimic an eel, before two “helpers” shoulders move into frame together in an attempt to block him from sight 000
Reposted by Whim TimsyJeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 25/08/2026Okay you heard scientists invented a new green right cdss.berkeley.edu/news/scienti...cdss.berkeley.eduScientists trick the eye into seeing new color ‘olo’Berkeley News: UC Berkeley scientists created a new platform called “Oz” that directly controls up to 1,000 photoreceptors in the eye at once, providing new insight into the nature of color vision and... 0191
