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Uncle Grave Craver

@gravecraver.bsky.social
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I’m having a nice time. I support the Raptors and the Vikings and people not being pieces of shit to each other (mostly)

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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greetings from #NovaScotia
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s as infuriating as it is unsurprising that the dullards of this country admire that fucker
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time I see some low effort attempt at stirring the pot on here it’s always this dingus. Get a real job you fucking loser
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All these years, ten years on Twitter, several years here, I still have no idea who Taylor Lorenz is or what she does
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No joke, a lesbian dance night at my local did separate entry lines for white people and people of colour. Purpose remains unclear.
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I spent last Summer helping to make this, if you watch it let me know what you think!
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love everything about this
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
November Rain is on the radio in the work truck and I just realized that Axl Rose basically turned into meatloaf for use your illusions one and two and if he had ever done a record with Jim Steinman we coulda had the most over the top rock opera bullshit ever recorded. What a missed opportunity
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I really wish I had found this podcast years ago. One of the ones I really look forward to every week. Can’t wait to see what comes next
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wonder if it’s at all possible to use ai for business shit and simply not talk about it. We’ll probably never know
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI freaks in the menchies…
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CAMERON WILSON @cameronwilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Which Way Western Man?
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey @murderxbryan.bsky.social please check on Chris and make sure he’s not going to jail
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When I see this photo I like to think kid rock has fallen off a ledge into the camera frame and he’s starting to break his fall
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I always said there’s not enough tuna on earth to fill all those cans. Turned out flaked tuna has all kinds of shit in there.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fourth of July/fourth of shit, it’s not clear what I’m trying to do, XXXtencion pronounced dead, fingerbanging the astronauts wife
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now that’s a headline
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
that ghoul RFK jr with a speech bubble
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yelling “Kobe!” Every time one of these drops out of the sky
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw the pic and thought this was the onion
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just opened the app for the first time today what the fuck did I miss?
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Suck my balls you mark ass buster
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This guy used to wear a bow tie to parliament
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sometimes producers will hire a food truck as a treat for the crew and every time I would rather have just been given like twenty bucks. It’s summer, I don’t want a fresh doughnut
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
$1.50 Costco dog is the strongest bulwark against full communism
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lmao
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What uh, what am I looking at here Walmart?
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Read this in a Principal Skinner voice
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They’re calling it the easiest choice in world history
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What gauge wires we talking about here
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Team Qatar? Bunch of bozos in my opinion
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Clearly one of those abuse perverts we’ve all heard about
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He’s almost doing the Heidecker stand up face.
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Name three
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mr.Belvedere once sat on his balls during a take and they had to stop shooting
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Night on the Veranda Christopher Pratt 1986
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lotta porkers
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Redactdead Rodriguez 💀🪦 @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
They never want us talking about the low rates or how difficult shoots are. You raise your voice and you risk not being invited back to set. Very happy to see the crew of Obsession slowly talking about their experience
kiwisupreez l've debated this for a long time. I've been holding a lot of weight over the past two years since the production of Obsession, so I'm going to say it as it is.
obssn was made for $750K and is projected to make
$250M.
How much I made: $300/day as Art Director. This came out to $6/41.36 after taxes. No mileage.
I did know the rate beforehand and agreed to it, but atp I was living paycheck to paycheck. This is the reality of most filmmakers especially those who work below the line. We become a line in the budget sheet to keep as low as possible.
There were also crew on obss who were volunteers, getting paid in gas and mileage. This wasn't even paid on time, so to make a $250M grossing film, some of these amazing people had to come out of pocket to work on set.
I kick myself every single day for not flipping this production. I was encouraged not to and I naively listened.
As is the case for most low budget productions, everyone has to wear many, many hats. Though my official title is art director, I was also a PA, set dresser, graphic designer, background actor, driver, swing, and buyer. I was doing runs for the art dept (again, no mileage). I was shopping, loading, returning while the rest of the crew were on set (Thank you Jeff Barker for helping me during those times). I had to wrap Bear's House that was left an absolute mess without water or crafties left behind. I shopped an entire location (lan's house) and loaded the truck the same day for shoot the next day which also happened to be an overnight.
It took such a physical toll on my body that I kept losing weight, weighing 90lbs during this production.
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
How am I only going 72-10 with this lineup?
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=BTw... This is surprisingly fun
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Preserves Mary Pratt 1978
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fellas, is it gay to be more attracted to men than women?
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Right, now I have to take it out to the car to put a hole in the bottom for my dong? No thanks
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Honestly relieved by this. Morris could never
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Uncle Grave Craver @gravecraver.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I met this dog today. Her name is Adore and we all love her very much
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