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Grasshopper🦗

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“Things do happen, Rome.”

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ABOLISH ICE NOW! @senna70.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From your lips to the universe gods...
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt concocts an elaborate conspiracy all based on the premise that Smith must’ve been in ATL on a certain date because he was at a “Hawks” game that day but it wasn’t the Atlanta Hawks it was the Iowa Hawkeyes. His big gotcha moment made him look like a complete fool. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Just Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Joe Walsh nails it. He is simply not anything close to normal. He is a narcissistic psychopath
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Jordan Wood @jordanwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Across Maine, Republicans are running for office as fake "independents." Not because they changed. Because they know an R can't win where they're running. We need to unmask them. Who’s the one in your district? I'll start in the replies. #mepolitics
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Glendy and Nixon's children are now orphans," the archbishop said... "The family was a beloved member of our community; their children received their first sacraments in our parishes..." "This is not a gray area... What is happening is gravely immoral." www.stltoday.com/news/local/g...
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St. Louis Archdiocese wants end to 'mass deportation,' says immigrant treatment 'sinful'
Archbishop Mitchell Rozanski called for a path to legal status for those without documentation.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I noticed that the New York Times, which I unsubscribed to when they solf-sold Trump, has changed its policy on "gift" articles. You used to be able to read them. Now the NYT tells you: "Someone gifted this article to you. You must allow us to harvest your email address to read it." Ur, no. Go away.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I wasn’t an only child!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Washington Post once got attention by cracking and exposing Watergate. Now, it's going viral with articles about whether you should drink iced coffee at interviews. What a comedown.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Fast Fingers Audit @fastfingersaudit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A good Christian NFL player that America loved did what? Stop elevating and praising Christian athletes, they garbage human beings.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I’m challenging him to a debate on Fox News — his safe space. I’ll go into the lion’s den. I know what I believe and I’m not afraid of hard questions. Ken has been running from accountability his whole life. It’s time to stop running.
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/09/2026
I want tribunals.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ken Paxton deletes his tweet referring to Cypress, Texas as “Cyprus” after James Talarico calls him out.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The price for a gallon of regular spiked 25 cents between Wednesday and Thursday in Iowa, according to AAA. In Wisconsin, it was up 23 cents. In Michigan, it was up 22 cents..." www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
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Gas prices are about to take a big jump, analysts say, with the worst still to come
The forecast of economic impacts beyond November’s midterms contrast with the Trump administration’s optimistic messaging.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
James Talarico is going to be a great Senator for Texans and Texas
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s in the Epstein files 38k times. And every day the media ignore it, they become more complicit.
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The people who voted for him aren’t smarter, they are in disbelief that the person they voted for to hate others hated them too, and that the things they wanted taken away included being taken from them. If anything, they are stunned and angrier than before.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s funny, but also not funny at the same time.
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/09/2026
Medical science has gone too far.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JARED KUSHNER CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.
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Melody Hamby Goss @melodygoss111.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is no love like that of a dog.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2,977 illuminated drones formed a full-scale outline of the Twin Towers. A temporary public art installation created with 9/11 families, survivors, and first responders, produced with Sky Elements Drone Shows and the New York Foundation for the Arts. gulfnews.com/world/americ...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Breaking: Witkoff and Kushner fly out. The missiles fly in. Two dead in Kyiv. Seven wounded. Before the plane even cleared Ukrainian airspace. That’s not diplomacy. That’s a photo op with a body count.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He isn’t dead yet so honestly the least the universe can do for us is bring these back
A photo of Philadelphia brand cheesecake snack bars, which were discontinued after a glorious run in the 1990s. It’s a graham cracker crust, cheesecake, and some strawberry filling.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
106 years old! www.pembrokepinesflnews.com/news/local/a...
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/09/2026
Thou shalt not trust A SINGLE WORD from corporate media talking heads who LOOK AWAY while the president is CERTIFIABLY INSANE.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m just glad Kushner and Witkoff weren’t around to negotiate a “win-win” for Germany and Japan in 1942.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every Republican in Congress owns what Trump has done, is doing and is going to do. The vast majority of it would not have been possible without their collective acquiescence and enabling. He’s emboldened by the fact that Congress refuses to function as a separate branch of govt.
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
👇🏽Exactly as many warned. Their cruel racist deportations of innocent people aren’t freeing up jobs, they’re hurting the economy. Immigrants are not the problem. Greedy corporate oligarchs — and the politicians they own — are.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I dunno, I just think “the president can’t seem to stay awake for more than 10 minutes” should be a bigger story.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an inspiration to so many Americans as a singer and actress — but especially by sparking a love of reading with Dolly Parton's Imagination Library. We'll remember Dolly as a trailblazer who cared for all, especially our children. May her memory be a blessing.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Haha 🤣
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comrademagpie.bsky.social @comrademagpie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Just in time for the next pandemic. Cool cool. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/u...
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Trump Withdraws U.S. from World Health Organization
Public health experts say U.S. withdrawal from the W.H.O. would undermine the nation’s standing as a global health leader and make it harder to fight the next pandemic.
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D’Epitomee of 92% @epitomee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And so it begins…fuzzy slippers, vacations and journaling for my fellow 92%
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Heather Steall @millionpeople4pets.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I think I have drilled my point into the ground and this is my last thought in regard to hunting for sport which is absolutely deplorable! #nature #wildlife #animals #kindness #compassion #animalkingdom
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Happy Jack @happycraycray.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
He's a Christmas ham 🎄
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💥Arbiter of Cool💥😎✌️👊 @arbiterofcool.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
3 types of Trump supporters: 1) Think he's an abusive, corrupt, bigoted snake and love it. (The Nihilists) 2) Think he's an abusive, corrupt, bigoted snake, but pretend he's not. (The Gaslighters) 3) Think he's a man of the people and a victim of our vendetta. (The Gullibles)
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𝒜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝑒 (Aunt-ifa) @auntkrazie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Don't try to explain
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D’Epitomee of 92% @epitomee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The 🍊 demon just announced that he’s taking a huge 💩 on the 🇺🇸 economy with tariffs on day one. Thank Jehovah, hubby & I got solar panels installed last month and got some wood for a home project curing in our shed right now. Elections have consequences
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D’Epitomee of 92% @epitomee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My stance for the next 4 years is going to be amusement as the 🍊 demon dismantles and sell this country wholesale. The FAFO of this degenerates who voted for him is going to be my fuel 😈 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY2U5vJH/
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WE LAUGHING THROUGH THE PAIN! #election2024 #BlackWomen #genxtiktokers #earthisghetto #FAFO
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Tara @hen31tara.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Whomp whomp
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