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Grant Brisbee

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
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This is a personal account, and there might not be as many baseball posts as you might expect! This is for the best. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 4h
And you know the ones on the right are the biggest, whiniest dipshits imaginable. Societal addition by subtraction.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h
Nothing against him. Just thinks there’s gold in his belly.
Sea captain and squiddy
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
They were sneaky talented. I think they get weirder and become one of those bands where it's like "Blind Melon's 15th album came out today" and you think "I thought they died," but when you google them, people are still riding hard for them. Like ... Nada Surf or something.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
There is no thing as Soup apologia, it's a proper banger. First album a classic, too, kind of like First Band on the Moon, where the single overshadows a pretty flawless pop-rock album. When I saw them, Alice Donut opened, and a lady yelled "go suck a dick" at them for 34 minutes. On the way home, I accidentally drove through the entire city of San Francisco in a 1965 Bug without my lights on. I think they would have continued to progress and develop as artists. Wait, what do you mean I'm out of characters, this is my first chance to talk about Blind Melon in years, please let me have just this one
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
honestly have been meaning to watch that for 30 years, and i feel like yelling "spoilers" at you
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
incredible
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
i don't remember any of the details or particulars, but i do remember that the guy who got the shrek hog deserved the shrek hog
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h
I can't believe that was 20 years ago today, wow
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 9h
I have a Casio calculator. A fun party trick is doing the BOOBIES equation. (I have to use a tiny screwdriver to input all of the numbers.) As for alarms, that’s simply none of my business.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
i guess that's one way to frame it
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
Castro Valley (place called Mei Mei)
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
yeah, I don't know about H-Mart or Ranch 99. Got it at a local store here, not a chain
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
what would you do if the internet stopped working, well, things like this apparently
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, I was just impressed by the grilled ribs Lays and try a new flavor whenever I can, but the coriander Doritos are ... well, it's a party in my mouth
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
I thought I did, but what I had was a "mom cooked the same eight meals for my entire childhood" palate that got much better over time
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
oh it's more of a mello never ending cycle, 9/10 only problem is having to go to the store
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23h
people are still riding for this game, look at those reviews hokey smokes, gonna have to put this on the ol' deck
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
coriander is cilantro seed, so it could totally be that different chemicals are in the mature plant, not the seed
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ah fuck another rabbit hole looks like i'll just jump in and die
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i keep shaking my head, like i got out of watching the greatest movie I've ever seen
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was seeing if I could guess what game you were talking about, and i only opened a door with more mysteries
a game from 1982 titled Cactus League Baseball?It features the California Angeles vs. the Dodgers. That is not my typo.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i googled the chips and found myself on a subreddit where they're asking the same thing
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it tastes like spicy papadum with chutney, i'm not kidding, is there a way for me to gamble on this becoming a top-10 chip in the US by 2040, actually don't answer that
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a very good game, and i keep meaning to build a team on my switch
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to say anything I'll regret, but this might be the best Doritos flavor in existence
Coriander flavor doritos
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey, an excuse to post this www.nytimes.com/athletic/879...
nytimes.com
The genius of ‘Baseball Stars,’ the seminal sports video game of its time — and the most fun
As we near its 30th anniversary, an appreciation of “Baseball Stars,” one of the greatest sports video games of all time.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pope eyeus pecs
static.klipy.com
Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Schmitts Gay
ALT: Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Schmitts Gay
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i saw a documentary about this and you couldn't be more wrong
static.klipy.com
Infokomposter Mönche
ALT: Infokomposter Mönche
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"What's it like to eat a communion wafer the size of a roomba? We sent Marc to find out and/or die."
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i see
google translate

Stop throwing meatballs over the fucking plate, Jesus
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Desine globulos carneos ultra catinum illum scelestum iacere, Iesu.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this were SB Nation, I'd do a "pick the top five historical baseball moments I wish the literal Pope cared about"
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gotta perform an exorcism on Grant Taylor's shoulder, only way
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cardinals didn't even make the postseason, come on now
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh man.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
homer right before "stupid sexy flanders"
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
antonacci got hit by the pitch? i don't want speak out of line here, but i haven't seen an italian get hit on with bags juiced like that since Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men, nnkay
dana carvey as dennis miller
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this reads like it was written by someone who has actually watched more than five seconds of the real Mark Zuckerberg instead of reflexively turning it off every single time for decades now
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sitting at home, watching a postseason decided by Patrick Bailey and Jordan Hicks, thinking about things
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
damn. that is profound when you think about it.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Patty Barrels, they call him" not for a long, long time, but good for him
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
was thinking more birdcage meets solaris
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when you accidentally gay up the haunted space station
kevin james lil' stinker meme
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that would be @sundownmotel.bsky.social
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
still feels like this
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel bad for Padres fans. But that was tremendous content.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It really wouldn’t make the top 10,000 list of jokes I’ve put on the internet over the years, and I’m kind of a hack, but I’m glad it still tickles you, haha
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait, Dante’s super jacked now, isn’t he? That wasn’t me! That was Maynard! He made the joke cordially!
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