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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

i guess that's one way to frame it

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

Castro Valley (place called Mei Mei)

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

yeah, I don't know about H-Mart or Ranch 99. Got it at a local store here, not a chain

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

what would you do if the internet stopped working, well, things like this apparently

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah, I was just impressed by the grilled ribs Lays and try a new flavor whenever I can, but the coriander Doritos are ... well, it's a party in my mouth

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

I thought I did, but what I had was a "mom cooked the same eight meals for my entire childhood" palate that got much better over time

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

oh it's more of a mello never ending cycle, 9/10 only problem is having to go to the store

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

people are still riding for this game, look at those reviews hokey smokes, gonna have to put this on the ol' deck

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

coriander is cilantro seed, so it could totally be that different chemicals are in the mature plant, not the seed

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

ah fuck another rabbit hole looks like i'll just jump in and die

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

i keep shaking my head, like i got out of watching the greatest movie I've ever seen

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

I was seeing if I could guess what game you were talking about, and i only opened a door with more mysteries

a game from 1982 titled Cactus League Baseball?

It features the California Angeles vs. the Dodgers. That is not my typo.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

i googled the chips and found myself on a subreddit where they're asking the same thing

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

it tastes like spicy papadum with chutney, i'm not kidding, is there a way for me to gamble on this becoming a top-10 chip in the US by 2040, actually don't answer that

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

a very good game, and i keep meaning to build a team on my switch

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6h

I don't want to say anything I'll regret, but this might be the best Doritos flavor in existence

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

"What's it like to eat a communion wafer the size of a roomba? We sent Marc to find out and/or die."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

If this were SB Nation, I'd do a "pick the top five historical baseball moments I wish the literal Pope cared about"

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

gotta perform an exorcism on Grant Taylor's shoulder, only way

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

cardinals didn't even make the postseason, come on now

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 7h

antonacci got hit by the pitch? i don't want speak out of line here, but i haven't seen an italian get hit on with bags juiced like that since Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men, nnkay

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

this reads like it was written by someone who has actually watched more than five seconds of the real Mark Zuckerberg instead of reflexively turning it off every single time for decades now

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

sitting at home, watching a postseason decided by Patrick Bailey and Jordan Hicks, thinking about things

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

damn. that is profound when you think about it.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

"Patty Barrels, they call him" not for a long, long time, but good for him

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

was thinking more birdcage meets solaris

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8h

when you accidentally gay up the haunted space station

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I feel bad for Padres fans. But that was tremendous content.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It really wouldn’t make the top 10,000 list of jokes I’ve put on the internet over the years, and I’m kind of a hack, but I’m glad it still tickles you, haha

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wait, Dante’s super jacked now, isn’t he? That wasn’t me! That was Maynard! He made the joke cordially!

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every sports fan gets the Charlie Brown and Linus sitting on the curb that they deserve.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That's the kind of play you die mad about as a fan

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I believe that sucks. Unfortunately, the ball is in science's court now, and they'll need to invent a time between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. We'll call it "¶ a.m."

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm the person in charge of scheduling the postseason. You can't start one at 12:00 p.m. ET (there has never been a day game in baseball), so I start the first one at 4:00 p.m. then start a new one every two hours. That way, nobody can watch a full game, and they all overlap. Everyone loves it.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

gotta grate some fresh parm on top of that, add some depth

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

everyone agrees that it's vin scully. vin scully is the keffiyeh-wrapped cybertruck. can i have just one day where I don't have to type that

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I liked him more because of the cocaine, but you can't have that last sentence in 1999, just can't.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

100 percent the best one i've seen, most likeable Dodger territory

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