Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 4hAnd you know the ones on the right are the biggest, whiniest dipshits imaginable. Societal addition by subtraction. 190
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6hNothing against him. Just thinks there’s gold in his belly. 120
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8hThey were sneaky talented. I think they get weirder and become one of those bands where it's like "Blind Melon's 15th album came out today" and you think "I thought they died," but when you google them, people are still riding hard for them. Like ... Nada Surf or something. 020
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8hhonestly have been meaning to watch that for 30 years, and i feel like yelling "spoilers" at you 010
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 8hi don't remember any of the details or particulars, but i do remember that the guy who got the shrek hog deserved the shrek hog 110
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 9hI have a Casio calculator. A fun party trick is doing the BOOBIES equation. (I have to use a tiny screwdriver to input all of the numbers.) As for alarms, that’s simply none of my business. 1160
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hyeah, I don't know about H-Mart or Ranch 99. Got it at a local store here, not a chain 210
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hwhat would you do if the internet stopped working, well, things like this apparently 120
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hYeah, I was just impressed by the grilled ribs Lays and try a new flavor whenever I can, but the coriander Doritos are ... well, it's a party in my mouth 110
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hI thought I did, but what I had was a "mom cooked the same eight meals for my entire childhood" palate that got much better over time 040
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hoh it's more of a mello never ending cycle, 9/10 only problem is having to go to the store 040
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23hpeople are still riding for this game, look at those reviews hokey smokes, gonna have to put this on the ol' deck 000
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026coriander is cilantro seed, so it could totally be that different chemicals are in the mature plant, not the seed 4150
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ah fuck another rabbit hole looks like i'll just jump in and die 140
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i keep shaking my head, like i got out of watching the greatest movie I've ever seen 040
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was seeing if I could guess what game you were talking about, and i only opened a door with more mysteries 140
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i googled the chips and found myself on a subreddit where they're asking the same thing 1190
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it tastes like spicy papadum with chutney, i'm not kidding, is there a way for me to gamble on this becoming a top-10 chip in the US by 2040, actually don't answer that 31242
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a very good game, and i keep meaning to build a team on my switch 000
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't want to say anything I'll regret, but this might be the best Doritos flavor in existence 5058323
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026hey, an excuse to post this www.nytimes.com/athletic/879...nytimes.comThe genius of ‘Baseball Stars,’ the seminal sports video game of its time — and the most funAs we near its 30th anniversary, an appreciation of “Baseball Stars,” one of the greatest sports video games of all time. 2373
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026pope eyeus pecsstatic.klipy.comChris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Schmitts GayALT: Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Schmitts Gay 120
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i saw a documentary about this and you couldn't be more wrongstatic.klipy.comInfokomposter MöncheALT: Infokomposter Mönche 1140
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"What's it like to eat a communion wafer the size of a roomba? We sent Marc to find out and/or die." 040
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If this were SB Nation, I'd do a "pick the top five historical baseball moments I wish the literal Pope cared about" 71107
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026gotta perform an exorcism on Grant Taylor's shoulder, only way 030
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026cardinals didn't even make the postseason, come on now 1570
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV 23953148
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026antonacci got hit by the pitch? i don't want speak out of line here, but i haven't seen an italian get hit on with bags juiced like that since Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men, nnkay 6691
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this reads like it was written by someone who has actually watched more than five seconds of the real Mark Zuckerberg instead of reflexively turning it off every single time for decades now 1190
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026sitting at home, watching a postseason decided by Patrick Bailey and Jordan Hicks, thinking about things 71219
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026damn. that is profound when you think about it. 010
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Patty Barrels, they call him" not for a long, long time, but good for him 1542
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026when you accidentally gay up the haunted space station 1180
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel bad for Padres fans. But that was tremendous content. 3861
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It really wouldn’t make the top 10,000 list of jokes I’ve put on the internet over the years, and I’m kind of a hack, but I’m glad it still tickles you, haha 130
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wait, Dante’s super jacked now, isn’t he? That wasn’t me! That was Maynard! He made the joke cordially! 120