Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I want 6 points for Nylander. Guy deserves a hatty on top of all this. 040
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nylander’s contract is still the best on the team 3142
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Bob washed 2162
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So… the Leafs went up 3-0 in the first 8 mins and then took the rest of the game off.static.klipy.comBart Simpson's 'At Least You Tried' CakeALT: Bart Simpson's 'At Least You Tried' Cake 220
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kerfoot and O’Reilly both a -2 on the night. I knew they still had the Passion. 0142
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboRick @calder12.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Willy hatty watch. 5-4 good guys. 031
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was a pathetic final five minutes from the Leafs (on top of a bad third period in general). Couldn’t get anything going in the offensive zone with a powerplay or a 6th skater. Rough stuff. 011
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Chayka overheard on the phone trying to redirect half of the Leafs budget to R&D effort to clone Willy. 000
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One thing hockey should borrow from baseball - games start on time. Not 20 minutes after the time on the schedule. 010
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hate how pumped I am for another year of Leafs hockey. I’m starting to think that if I stopped caring all of my favourite teams would start winning. But here I am, pumped. And there you are dealing with the consequences of my fandom as a bad omen. 011
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comMeet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little ArmsALT: Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms 000
Reposted by Grabo Grabo Graboℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026quick update on the Blue Jays season: with the bases loaded and down by 3 with a chance to take the lead in the bottom of the 8th, our batter injured his own testicles so badly that the entire stadium let out a groan 4423
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Ernie will have no kids to tell the story of this grand slam he’s about to hit 100
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Strawstatic.klipy.comWoman Drinking with a StrawALT: Woman Drinking with a Straw 000
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Marner to Ferris the next day:static.klipy.comJerry Seinfeld on knowing George CostanzaALT: Jerry Seinfeld on knowing George Costanza 000
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026He hasn’t retired yetstatic.klipy.comPhil KesselALT: Phil Kessel 330
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboRick @calder12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is fucking gross tbh. Remember when Willy offered to pay for new numbers for anyone that wanted to change from his 29 to 88. Offer free renaming, but giving 40% to actually turn in a jersey you actually paid for is insulting. 162
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Chayka read about uptrading so he’s collecting all the hockey player equivalents of paper clips hoping they all turn into houses. 000
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Who cares about Hildeby? We have Akhtyamov. Sorry, what the fuck is a Pogge? 131
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Chayka out there to shake the numbers guy narrative in one fell swoop. The Bob deal feels like a vintage pre salary cap Quinn move. And the Sissons deal feels like a Trader Cliff accidentally targeting Jeff Finger type move. These are classic Leafs moves! They definitely found their man. 040
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboJard @jaredof.bsky.social · 29/06/2026why are hockey fans so obsessed with bringing in old shitty hockey players to 'mentor' rookies? 151
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I heard a guy on the subway say that he heard on the radio that a guy read on the internet that Auston Matthews won’t show up to training camp unless Phil Kessel is hired by the Leafs to act as a player liaison for good street meat recommendations. 1101
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026static.klipy.comTim Robinson: Great!ALT: Tim Robinson: Great! 440
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I am deeply unenthusiastic about a Leafs coaching hire whose only experience getting past the first round of the playoffs was as an assistant coach with the Islanders riding a hot Sorokin during the pandemic playoffs. 020
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Anyone who signs 30 year old Darren Raddysh to a long-term deal and base the money on his 25-26 numbers is going to look worse than the Leafs signing David Clarkson. I fully expect the Leafs to be “successful” here 040
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Anyone saying a Babcock hiring might negatively impact McDavid’s decision to stay put clearly does not know that this wouldn’t happen without his approval and has clearly not paid attention to the fact that McDavid does not give a FUCK about working with assholes if it means he can win. 371
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Need a new job. What’s the career path for covering the Leafs for the Toronto Sun? Is it: 1. Hockeybuzz, 2. Editor in Leaf 3. Daily Faceoff 4. Sun??? 320
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Who knew? Small balls make male swimmers more hydrodynamic. 022
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I hope Domi recovers quickly and this doesn’t hinder any attempts to trade him to a division rival. 220
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026So Jordan Staal is the guy you’re going with here? NHL PR doing a recap of the Leafs struggles: “Oliver Ekman-Larsson and the Leafs had a challenging 2025/26 season.” 000
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Contenders for William Nylander heroes:static.klipy.comWilliam Nylander Winks on the IceALT: William Nylander Winks on the Ice 100
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboHardev @itsnothardev.bsky.social · 06/05/2026At this point I don’t care at all about the politics of the Leafs, I just want them to make moves to improve the team to a contender. These media’s focus on this every time is so high school. Talk about McKenna! Or how to acquire players! Say something of substance! Be capable of talking tactics?? 192
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboMatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The thing that I like about Chayka, if I have to pick one thing, is that he's willing to cheat to win. 131
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboSteve Burtch @stephenburtch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Ok so - since nobody else seems curious enough to actually bother doing a serious comparison of Chayka's *total* draft record vs the rest of the NHL for the 4 years from 2016 through 2019, I have gone ahead and done some quick "big picture" analysis. 3173
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026How long before the lazy Wendy’s jokes feel tired? Only accepting negative amounts of time as reasonable responses. 150
Reposted by Grabo Grabo GraboAdam Herman @adamzherman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It's telling that Chayka is getting grilled like this while Quenneville and Bowman were served up softballs to talk about charity work they did or whatever. 520767
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The Chayka hire lines up almost exactly with what Pelley said he wanted, someone focused on evidence-based decision making. He also said he’s not interested in getting in the weeds. He looked at a process he didn’t like and aligned it with his vision. 300
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026If Dubas was “Glasses” what are people gonna call Chayka? It has to be low concept, and reductive, easy enough for anti-analytics folk to understand but not really indicative of what he does. Spreadsheet? Carpal Tunnel? Glasses 2.0? 430
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Ideal situation: Leafs lose. Nylander hits 30 goals and 80 pts on the season. 110
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Shootouts are boring. Put a defensive skater on the ice starting at the opposite blue line for more breakaway vibes and eliminate the boring-ass, slow, heavy stick-handling, dodecuple-deke shot attempts. 100
Reposted by Grabo Grabo Grabobig time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Nylander is one of three regulars outscoring the other team in his 5v5 minutes. Positive relative to teammates in goal, shot attempt, xG differential. He is 15th in the league in even strength points while missing 20% of the season. Top 10 in 5v5 pts/60. Is this really a "certainly" statement 5287
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Parros is getting a lot of shit for defending his Gudas suspension decision, but he basically said that he’s adhering to the standard set by owners. The game is as dangerous as those cunts want it to be. Though, he deserves criticism for insisting his team is consistent in applying the standard. 100
Grabo Grabo Grabo @grabograbograbo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Nylander banks it off some pylon’s stick. 2-1 Leafs. Way to go Bill! 040