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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta

@gothsbok.bsky.social
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Emma. She/Her. 28. It's cause of that damn Gate you're always Baldurin'. Here to chill and try to do some scrolling that doesn't feel very doom-y. roads-rise-to-meet-me OR primal-savagery on Tumblr. Avatar by dserpentes!

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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a decent collection of con plushies going now but there is one undisputed king among them
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's loving Eva Stratt hours again
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Con was 👎👎👎
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're shooting me into space at the con this week
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it? It's specifically because I know this will never be me no matter how badly I yearn for it.
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Project Hail Mary I'M Having A Moment
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T'is the law of the universe that if I have a small concern about something and get brushed off that small concern will turn into a fucking crisis shortly thereafter uuuugggggggGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Occasionally just gotta lose it at my main party of the Underdark Underdogs and their Pet Human #bg3
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His soul has been contained #gorotakemura
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Quickly learning that I'm okay with medical stuff so long as it's not my own body being poked and prodded. If it is it's horrific. I still get chills thinking about the echocardiogram I had back in winter because watching my own heart beat on a screen for 45 minutes was so fucking unsettling to me
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get haunted and manipulated with the visage of your brother that you regret revenge killing stupid #bg3 #bg3tav
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The most yearning down bad fake ass Idgafer guy of all time #bg3 #bg3tav
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Without naming it, post a gif of your favourite TV show...
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Pelicans Have Deep Mouths
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay so my previous idea has changed slightly. He still looks like Thor's Hammer and Grace was gonna start calling him Hoodoo until he got to know the guy and it turns out he's the Eridian equivalent of some dead-eyed bureaucrat tangling everything up in red tape, including during the early days
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She's the sparkliest girl at the ball and she has her concealed carry 💞 #bg3 #bg3tav
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DNA test not necessary #bg3 #bg3tav
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Once again putting it out there if NASA and/or any redheaded German history majors are in need of someone to be shot into space on a one way trip I Am Available
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ugh
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Playing the very fun and normal game of is my endometriosis just really this bad now am I injured or is it the degenerative spinal condition my mom just got diagnosed with this year
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Nika but possessed ✨🍂🖤 @nikatyler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
may someone who is as evil as she was good go next, amen
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Yurah @yurahshia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Takemura is a big pile of missed opportunities
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Niabi didn't get the "new playthrough new fit" memo #bg3 #bg3oc
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Roomie has us back on BG3 desperately trying to reignite our hyperfixation. Not sure if it's gonna work but I am enjoying seeing this tramp again #bg3 #bg3oc
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think Rocky should get introduced to dwarf metal and the concept of mosh pits #projecthailmary
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's 4:48 AM and I have to get ready for work but first I have to get some Strattland thoughts out I know Grace in the book talks some big game about everything he's gonna do to Stratt when he still thinks he's gonna see Earth again, and movie Grace is just kinda sad. But I (1/5) #phm #strattland
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ohhh I am COOKING
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Things my Grace Para has done; Grabbed a free bag of chips from a broken vending machine just outside his front door after someone else stole from it first. Told Eva "the greatest joke of all time" that according to the game put them both in a state of shock. Like (1/2) #paralives #strattland
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just couch rotting with my wound that never heals #projecthailmary
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Alright now that I'm set on staying true and wearing Grace's Converse for my cosplay I really gotta lock in on Not Mutilating My Own Feet. Fidget toys in hand and socks on at all times 😟
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
EUGH flightsuit and shoes were both too small back to online shopping 😭
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Cannot wait for the con in September so I can hunt through the crowd in my Grace cosplay for a Stratt to stare down her nose at me with disdain 💞
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Brain worms REALLY want me to do something about Goro and Valk with PHM superimposed over it hello??? 😭 We are truly slaves to the way hyperfixations collide
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Being excited to cosplay The Character is buying every single one of his mission patches before you even buy his flightsuit whoopsie
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Think food reviews might be the move
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Became possessed by spirits before work today WHAT is this blonde man doing to me!!!!!! #coralisland
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Work inadvertently gave me the perfect socks for my Grace cosplay for employee appreciation LET'S GO
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Definitely naming that palomino roan quarter horse after Grace on Star Stable tomorrow
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Presented without further comment #phm #strattland
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Chewing on some character thoughts...Kinda wanna steal some parts of Strattland for Them...Hmm....
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE WAAAAAAAAAHHH Time to reread Cinder 😍 #thelunarchronicles
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sitting down to attempt to learn to draw my Coral Island Farmer tomorrow which I expect to end in blood and ash like most of my artistic endeavors but at least roommate will be there too to prevent me from diving into oncoming traffic when it does 👍
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Astarion just became my stepdad in Tomodachi Life this is fucked
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Should I at least try and write Scott and Xena's meet cute/reunion in the museum??? I have a couple days off in a row...🤔
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Aries: You will become incredibly invested in something no one cares about. Again. Nerd.
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Once again seething and green with envy of Captain Doctor Ryland Grace IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are demonstrating the kind of leadership that I hope other Republican legislators follow.
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry, gotta go, my ride is here
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Project Hail Mary Planet
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He's sort of the clan bike #clangen #lifegen
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My Name Is: NOT Velveeta @gothsbok.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So the trip to Erid was like 4 years right that was plenty of time for Grace to start a BG3 campaign with Rocky over a LAN connection #phm
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