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Wow my head feels like it’s gonna explode

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There are way too many god damn sports teams. You know you're a sicko when someone can tell you "Utah Jazz, Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Twins, Columbus Blue Jackets" and you know what they are talking about.

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I can offer explanation for any individual team if asked. Pet teams are teams I will root for often but wouldn't consider myself a fan of, and pity teams are teams I wish could be good but are historically bad.

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"What do you think about this team? What do you think about that team?" If you would please consult the graph:

A tier list of teams in all 4 major American sports leagues. The tiers from top to bottom are "Favorite teams", "Pet teams", "Indifferent", "Annoying teams", "HATE BONER", "Pity Teams". Buffalo Sabres and Bills, with New York Knicks are in favorites, while Boston Bruins, Carolina Hurricanes, Vegas Golden Knights, New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers, New York Yankees, Kansas City Chiefs, Boston Celtics, Oklahoma City Thunder, LA Rams, LA Dodgers, and Dallas Cowboys are in HATE BONER. Cleveland Browns, New York Jets, New York Mets, Pittsburgh Pirates, Arizona Cardinals, Detroit Red Wings, Washington Wizards, New Orleans Pelicans, New York Giants, and Charlotte Hornets are in Pity Teams.

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if your an oomf and you see your city or region up here, I do not hate the city or region. Just the teams, which are not representative of the places they reside in.

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As much as I do wish more of my friends were into sports, it's kind of a blessing in disguise because if many of them rooted for the teams in their region, I would be annoyed as fuck. I'm not gonna name names, but; Boston, Dallas, Philly, Raleigh, Vegas, I famously dislike teams from there.

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If I ask you for chocolate what would you do

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If god didn’t want me to be a dog he wouldn’t have given me animalistic urges and demeanor

If we get another chiefs niners Super Bowl, someone call in a wellness check on me

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Been a while since I’ve been able to engage certain tendencies, I should buy a lighter

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Reposted by Helen

So I saw that new Marlboro Generator

Marlboro font that says "Dear God please put the cig out on me"

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Saw like 4 IBO posts in a row, the universe is telling me I should rewatch it already, but like cmon universe I only got 4 episodes of the sopranos left

Do people just… refuse umbrellas in the PNW?

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4 episodes of sopramons left

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So I saw that new Marlboro Generator

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Whats funny about the sopranos is its supposed to be a very artistic show secretly, but I can't always tell. Like, is the fact that the stripper's boobs in season 6 are smaller than in earlier seasons supposed to represent the decay of the mob?

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There needs to be more metal where it’s very clear the songwriter was just aggressively lusting over someone

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Todd Monken was flirting with a ref on the sidelines of a game? GOAT shit

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I gotta say, as much as I like the shows themselves, I don't think I'm a big fan of any of the openings

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My taste in shows is all over the place

watching it with friends still good?

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I just can't get sabres games in my area, fuck

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Gotcha I’m just worried with local events that I don’t present femme enough to go to queer events :/

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I was challenged by some friends to get a girlfriend by the end of the month but this dog don’t really know where to start ngl

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Ughhhh I wish I could spend this lesbian day with someone instead of just being all hot and bothered by myself

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Imagining her tugging on my collar as she whispers “good dog”. Imagining her locking lips with me as she clips on a leash. Imagining her tugging on the leash and pulling me into her embrace.

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I should stick with the watch order i really should.... But watching a few episodes of IBO is tempting, especially considering I haven't watched gundam in a bit now

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No. Even if you did, its ur account bestie, reskeet as much as you want

Something about the female form thats just so incredibly mesmerizing and warm, like I want to ask her if I can just lay over her and stare deeply at her. Crazy stuff Hashtag Lesbian Day

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"Hey isn't that a little spicy for main?" I don't wanna hear shit. It's my account. It's also Lesbian Day, and I haven't publicly thirsted in a while.

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Nothing is hotter than being made to kneel, and feel oh so many hands from oh so many pretty ladies all over you. Just touching and handling every inch. I dream about this scenario maybe 4 times a week. Hashtag Lesbian Day

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fuck it I'm gonna be the most annoying yearner OAT today and I'm just gonna write spicy shit and post it It's kinda all I can think about anyways

For lesbian day I will not be imagining myself getting fucked by one woman, instead I will be imagining myself being passed around by at least 7 women

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I feel like theres an inherent difference in how I operate to everyone else I know in a way that makes me lesser in most ways but greater in a slight few probably not a very healthy way to see things

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I thought my phone broke cause my music went out, turns out I have 4’33” in my liked playlist 😭

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I hope Milf can get his second win soon

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