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Todd Tyrtle

@gooutsidetoday.com
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American expat living in Toronto, likes cycling (especially bicycle touring) sometimes on Zwift, cooking, writing and trying new things. Studying Hindi in my spare time. Libraries are my favourite thing.

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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 7h
Loving my new shirt. Apologies to any arachnophobes who get near me.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 29/09/2026
#ootd Dress pants and spd clipless shoes. It’s what all the commuters are wearing this fall!
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 29/09/2026
Finally! Someone understands me! Look @sagetyrtle.bsky.social it’s me!
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Take the Lane (Kevin McLaughlin) @voilakevin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kids you’re on your own for dinner, Dad’s out protesting
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When we watched Jaws, the SHARK wasn't scary. The fin was. When we can see the monster, the scary factor vanishes. Join me for this 4 week #WritingWorkshop, Horror Without Blood, in November: www.alexandrawriters.org/store/p1105/... Photo by Chelaxy Designs on Unsplash.
Photo of round indoor swimming pool. No people. There are windows, but they're glass block and hard to see out of. The walls are cement. It's a creepy feeling.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 29/09/2026
Hooray for new bike and new ride companion day!
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moments of kindness. This is beautiful.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings... One of Grimalditeuthis bonplandi's tentacle clubs is like a little squid hand puppet. They will flap it around, and would-be predators will think they are getting a tasty squid snack, when they really are going to be a snack for a squid. #SQUIDtember
A Grimalditeuthis bonplandi swimming in ocean without its tentacle extended. The squid is translucent with orange tinge, and is covered in yellow chromatophores. It has two sets of fins which are both flapping. The upper fins have more chromatophores. You can see some of its organs due to its translucent flesh.A Grimalditeuthis bonplandi floating in the ocean with its "squid puppet" tentacle extended. The orange, thin tentacle is hanging straight down so you can't see the flappy bit at the end. The squid is translucent and covered in plenty of yellow chromatophores. You can see some of its organs due to its translucent flesh. It has two sets of fins. The upper fins have more chromatophores, while the lower ones have less so its more translucent.A close up of Grimalditeuthis bonplandi swimming in ocean, focused on its "squid puppet" tentacle. The tentacle is thin and orange, with a flappy bit for a tentacle club. This flappy bit is meant to mimic a squid. The squid is a translucent with a yellow tentacle and yellow secondary fin.A Grimalditeuthis bonplandi swimming downward. Its tentacle is not extended, and its arms are all together. It is slightly translucent, and is a slightly purple colour with its mantle being more white. There is a red line on its head going across and through its eye.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 24/09/2026
I’m down for this. Are you in?
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No Sloptober
This October 2026 we challenge you to abstain from LLM based tools entirely. Think of this as a fast for your mind! This is not a judgement of others, but a personal challenge to you.
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Lindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY is out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Overheard on a bus this weekend: Camping Dude 1: It's like, you know, the villain from Aladdin— Camping Dude 2: Oh, that guy. Camping Dude 1: Yeah, like, what was his name again? Camping Dude 2 (very confidently): Mussolini! OPEN THE SCHOOLS
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey #Toronto, don't miss this awesome indie bookstore:
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Jane @dangerjane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Bah Dee Yah to all who celebrate
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21st Night of September
Alt: Maurice singing September EWF
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 19/09/2026
Loving Krillion - a game similar to the game show "Pointless" where the best thing you can do is find the most obscure answers to questions. Here's how I did today: Krillion #66 🦐 385 🏮🦑🦑🐟🐟🦑🦑 krillion.io
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Krillion · the daily dive
Seven prompts a day. Rare answers sink you deeper. How far down can you go?
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 19/09/2026
Since my last entry on the topic of curiosity, I've been continuing to explore avoiding routine and comfort and replacing it with chasing curiosity - especially in cycling and exploring my city.
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Choosing Curiosity over Routine - Go Outside Today
Since my last entry on the topic of curiosity, I've been continuing to explore avoiding routine and comfort and replacing it with chasing curiosity - especially in cycling and exploring my city.
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Glendon Mellow @flyingtrilobite.com · 18/09/2026
Welcome to the #TOphoto Feed! Photography of Toronto, Canada. Currently an open Feed: use hashtag #TOPhoto for your work to appear. 🦝 No AI 🦝 SFW, please 🦝 Use Alt text 📸 Let's see your best photos 📸 Tap the 3 dots at top-right to Like and Pin the Feed 📸 bsky.app/profile/flyi...
An early morning photo of the lyrical white and red Cherry Bridge on Cherry Street, from when Biidaasige Park was under construction. The dark blue water is still and an almost perfect reflection of the bridge can be seen. I am not a professional. iPhone 11 Pro.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 17/09/2026
Someone should check and see if the Kennedy Center’s grave and dangerous structural issues are the same sort of problem as they found at the Ontario Science Centre. I have a feeling they might be.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 16/09/2026
It took me until I was in my 50s to finally figure this out.
Photo of a suburban street sign for “Sesame st.” With text above it saying “I can tell you how to get how to get to”
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 16/09/2026
Out early to greet the sun. No cars and over 10 skunks 🦨 in the first 5km so had to take it slow. #toronto #cycling #bike #morning #scarborough
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 16/09/2026
Best pre-dawn views. #cycling
A view of a bike cockpit. There is a headlight attached to the right aero bar and a computer on the left. A bike lane extends into the distanceA pre dawn view of an intersection with red lights and crosswalks. A car is in the distance. A city skyline silhouetted by the sun rising behind it
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 14/09/2026
Up before the sun today. #cycling #toronto #seenonmyride #morning
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 13/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers from Toronto.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 13/09/2026
A beautiful initiative in Aarhus, Denmark shared by @CiaraNi@mastodon.green over on Mastodon. They say: "The Pssst Postbox. You post a note about something hopeful for the world. Once a week, a local theatre group collects the post and records the messages. #Hope
Short version: a wooden postbox outdoors. Fuller description: A light-brown wooden postbox on a pavement area. Behind it, a city building with glass arch, a tree, a bench, bikes parked in bike stands. Sky overcast. Above the postbox, a sign saying Pssst. On the postbox above the flap, an illustration of an ear with soundwaves showing it listening to something. On the flap, the words Lift and Listen. Written below, a description of the project as roughly translated and summed up by me in the toot, and credits for the various groups involved. This is in Aarhus, Denmark. The postbox was in concert hall park recently, I think it moves around.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 13/09/2026
Hindi class cancelled so got outside early. Glad I did - not many days like this left in 2026. Have to enjoy the warm rides while we can. #toronto #cycling #bike #morning
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Cycle Toronto @cycletoronto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Doug Ford's plans to remove bike lanes from some major Toronto streets may be underway but cyclists aren't giving up the fight. Brandon Choghri joined riders Saturday as they took their protest to the side streets." via @citynewstoronto.bsky.social
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Cyclists rally against downtown bike lane removal
Doug Ford's plans to remove bike lanes from some major Toronto streets may be underway but cyclists aren't giving up the fight. Brandon Choghri joined riders Saturday as they took their protest to the...
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mapquest's new billboard campaign is 🔥🔥 www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
map quest printed out directions as outdoor ads
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 11/09/2026
“Ought to be” also defines “ought not to be”. So when regressive politicians like Ford show what they’re against they show what they’re for as well. Don’t like bike lanes? Don’t like education? We know what you do like. And that’s a real shame.
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
WHEE! "Lone Shooter" has been nominated for Best Small Fictions by Flash Frog, MASSIVE excitement over here! Check out all the stories below and you can find mine here: (Content info: no actual guns appear in this story.) flash-frog.com/2026/04/06/l...
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Lone Shooter by Sage Tyrtle
At the playground, a five-year-old boy levels an invisible rifle at my nursing baby. He’s standing on a rope bridge between the slide and the monkey bars, and he sights like we are a doe and …
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's Baba Yaga doing in Toronto? Check out this improvised folktale, a story I told on stage that's shaped by audience contributions: #Storytelling #StorytellingToronto #TorontoWriters #BabaYaga www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQSw...
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Sage Tyrtle– Baba Yaga's House (and the Toronto real estate market) —GHOST Stories Told Live Toronto
YouTube video by True Stories Told Live Toronto
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 09/09/2026
Exciting but also not surprising. I’m a huge fan of not using Big Tech products.
manualdousuario.net
LibreOffice breaks download records after declaring it has no AI features
LibreOffice 26.8 became the app’s most popular update, with over 1 million downloads, after the foundation behind it declared that LibreOffice doesn’t come with generative AI features due to the…
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 07/09/2026
Well this is interesting. I was riding down the Betty Sutherland Trail (headed to Iqbal Foods near Fairview). Ran into a couple of people *coming out* from behind the fence under the 401. They said it's walkable / hike-a-bikeable. I was on a grocery trip so I didn't check but has anyone seen it?
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 103-109, Sept. 2-7: My partner @gooutsidetoday.com said, "If you got the opportunity starting today to do anything you wanted, and you could go back in time and fix it if it went badly, what would you do?" and I said "WRITE MY NOVEL INSTEAD OF INTENDING #WritingCommunity #TorontoWriters #WIP
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 07/09/2026
Went to pick up my bike yesterday downtown on Parliament. College is a mess so thought "What the heck" and grabbed a bikeshare and tried an ebike. That was pretty cool! I love my acoustic but for non-sweaty commutes and speedy travel they're great. (Sadly the shop was closed for the holiday.)
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Heads-up to cyclists in Taylor creek, one of the bridges in closed due to storm damage. You can go around on the the path that goes through the creek if you can deal with a few inches of water, otherwise it's a bit of a hassle to get around.
section of Taylor creek in a satellite view showing the bridge in question
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 07/09/2026
Thinking about the impact of AI and even search engines on memory and realizing: we remember what we deem necessary. All else is offloaded. We remember phone numbers from the 80s but what's the most recent you remember? How's your navigation skill post-GMaps? What else are you choosing to lose.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 06/09/2026
I will definitely miss visiting my home state of Vermont but the likelihood of my ever returning to the US is getting smaller every day, I feel. I've even let my US passport expire.
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Vermont was winning Canadian tourists back. Then Trump happened
After making some progress in winning back Canadian tourists, tour operators and hoteliers in Vermont are again seeing big revenue drops as U.S. President Donald Trump's attacks on Canada reinflame ca...
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It's FOSS @itsfoss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the pilot phase, with 3,000 workstations moving away from Microsoft 365. The federal administration has over 54,000 computers. itsfoss.com/news/switzer...
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 06/09/2026
It may be beneficial for those who can do so to try to reproduce it to help with the investigation.
A toot on Mastodon from @intransitivelie@beige.party which says :"I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time."
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 05/09/2026
On the banks of the Emajõgi River, Estonia’s second city Tartu has quietly built a reputation as the country's cycling capital. Its approach is simple but ambitious: build a complete and connected network, treat drivers as guests where space is tight, and make e-bikes readily available to everyone.🧵
Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 05/09/2026
My grandfather would sing this to my mom or his sister when they would light up back in the 1970s. Then he'd put a pinch of Copenhagen between his cheek and gum. It wasn't until the 90s that I heard this recording.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 05/09/2026
When you end up talking about sambhara in #Hindi class just before lunch deliciousness happens. This plus masoor dal and (store bought) methi parathe for lunch today.
A delicious mixture of cabbage, carrots, green chillies and spices in a stainless Dutch oven.
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What would the Amityville Horror be without that the house with windows for eyes? Sure, the tiger in The Life of Pi is scary, but it's the lifeboat that really makes that novel. Find tools to give your setting depth and personality in this #WritingWorkshop: www.alexandrawriters.org/store/p1103/...
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ONLINE Setting as Character
The setting you choose for your story can change EVERYTHING. Regardless of the story, one set on the roof of a highrise in New York City will be completely separate from a story set inside a circus te...
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 05/09/2026
I'm going to tell kids this was Greg Davies #taskmaster
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 05/09/2026
I don't know why this isn't obvious. Since 1999 I have had a blog. We never revealed where we were within 100km, shared no pics of our son or where we lived, never named our town and used a pseudonym for our son until he was into double-digit ages and with his consent - all for his (and our) privacy
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Pause Before You Post
YouTube video by Data Protection Commission Ireland
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course the US would be the only country to vote against it.
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UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa's true size
The Togo-sponsored resolution was backed by 164 nations - the US the only nation to vote against it.
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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GODDAMMIT My audiobook publisher is trying to claim rights to my Anthropic book claims and anyway the copyright registration (MINE) is clearly for the original work(not the audiobook). Publishers are being SUPER fucky about this. Authors make sure you follow @courtneymilan.com for all the details
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 04/09/2026
Reading the second of two "You get to redo days" time travel style books in a row. I'm wondering now what I would do - how I would behave if I could do that. The second one, Cassandra in Reverse makes it sound kind of like my old days of gaming. Restore to a save point if you mess up.
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Cassandra in Reverse - Hardcover
Cassandra Penelope Dankworth is a creature of habit. She likes what she likes (museums, jumpsuits, her boyfriend, Will) and strongly dislikes what she doesn't (mess, change, her boss drinking out of h...
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 04/09/2026
I need to thank @kagi.com for dealing with this issue (upstream provider issue - they created a fix). All looks great now as you can see. Who knew this timeline would require helpdesk tickets such as this? Not on my bingo card.
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Todd Tyrtle @gooutsidetoday.com · 04/09/2026
Well boy am I late to the party (like 25 years late!). I only today found bubblecam. What a delightful bit of whimsy. Press the button to activate a bubble machine and then watch them on the webcam!
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Sending Bubbles Worldwide Since 2001 – Andie and Mike's Personal Website
This is the personal web site of Andie and Mike. It has become a popular web destination for visitors of our interactive Bubblecam.
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey folks, this is a real person in #Toronto who is making food for the hungry. He's been homeless himself and wants to help. He's $132 CAD away from his goal of $9k. I've donated, maybe you can too? www.gofundme.com/f/ysza8-dona...
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Donate to help feed the hungry, organized by Sean Espinoza
Hey there, I'm Sean and I'm on a mission to cook for the hungry. I have been homeless mys… Sean Espinoza needs your support for Donate to help feed the hungry
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