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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave

silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

at this point we need a button on the remote for “not quite mute” so i can switch between dialogue volume and explosions volume

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

how do i turn on subtitles for my audiobooks

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

making deal with the devil sacrificing my firstborn child then getting a vasectomy

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

the reason AI costs so much water is bc it’s full of shit. and it cant poop without peeing

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

are we sure the robot doesn’t have feelings or did we just teach it that it’s a robot and robots don’t have feelings just kidding. it’s a robot of course it doesnt have feelings lol

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

every time i get some weird feeling in my head i’m like. wow i’m finally passing away

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

“spot me a fiver i’ll be your driver!” -> “give me twenty. maybe we’ll get there”

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

zero latency. wraps stdin/stdout for each claude session to forward user permission requests and the user response eventually want to make this fully fledged forwarding whole terminal for selected cat. just smth to tmux less and reduce context switching whiplash. and keep all the claudes cooking

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Anthropic just shipped a buddy mode for Claude Code that adds a lil creature that comments on your input bro I have been building this exact thing for weeks. claude cat tracks all my sessions, forwards responses, and makes each claude a cute kitty. I cannot catch a break lmao

claude code on the left with the new buddy (a penguin) and on the right my system with cats

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

youre telling me cereal killed these people?

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

seriously why are teeth and eyeballs not a part of health insurance. like do they think it’s an optional luxury to see and eat

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

i ate all of it already. this is why they cant find it

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

it was me i stole the 12 tons of kitkats

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

worth clarifying: air tarrasque control barely controls shit. they cant event control the air around the tarrasque, let alone air

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’ll have a tarrasque ready to pick you up at the airport. Yes, a tarrasque. You can land anywhere on him. Just follow the air tarrasque control

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

one day jensen huang will eat an RTX 5090 live like the mcdonald’s ceo and someone will ask “can you taste the transformers” and he will just say yes and the stock will go up

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

we’ll burn that bridge when we get there

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

youre always going one way on a one way street. no matter which direction

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

i have no butt but i must fart

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

aTaT upside down kinda looks like an AT-AT

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𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

did you know that i’m a print model

a cartoon white goose with what-looks-like blonde hair, doing a kick-flip off of a purple skateboard. text underneath reads “CUTEST GOOSE Steve with the long hair. Cutest skateboarder out there. Sweet goose. I found you.” it’s from a magazine that jam (@ifuckedyr.mom) and bagged milk (@bagmilk.swifties.social) found yesterday

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai* my boss: *worried im not using ai*

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭

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🍂 tuftie! 🐐 @titmou.se · 09/01/2026

extremely on brand

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

the father the son and the holy ghoost

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

hey do you have experience with Generic Attribute

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i am super sexy though. no longer on the market i’m afraid

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

dress doesnt have but i will carry to the ends of the earth

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

i hear your chin has its own flat earthers

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

there is no limit. lesbians can seduce anyone. and they should. i mean except like, dolphins? maybe. unless they have a license

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

finally a reason for leg day

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