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silly goose

@goosilly.bsky.social
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polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿 singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck chaotic good actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day (web2+3 dev)

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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
at this point we need a button on the remote for “not quite mute” so i can switch between dialogue volume and explosions volume
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
how do i turn on subtitles for my audiobooks
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
making deal with the devil sacrificing my firstborn child then getting a vasectomy
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the reason AI costs so much water is bc it’s full of shit. and it cant poop without peeing
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
are we sure the robot doesn’t have feelings or did we just teach it that it’s a robot and robots don’t have feelings just kidding. it’s a robot of course it doesnt have feelings lol
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
every time i get some weird feeling in my head i’m like. wow i’m finally passing away
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“spot me a fiver i’ll be your driver!” -> “give me twenty. maybe we’ll get there”
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Anthropic just shipped a buddy mode for Claude Code that adds a lil creature that comments on your input bro I have been building this exact thing for weeks. claude cat tracks all my sessions, forwards responses, and makes each claude a cute kitty. I cannot catch a break lmao
claude code on the left with the new buddy (a penguin) and on the right my system with cats
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
youre telling me cereal killed these people?
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
seriously why are teeth and eyeballs not a part of health insurance. like do they think it’s an optional luxury to see and eat
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
it was me i stole the 12 tons of kitkats
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
now i can finally rest
megabonk high score screen saying new record, #1,752 Worldwide Top 0.2% of players
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’ll have a tarrasque ready to pick you up at the airport. Yes, a tarrasque. You can land anywhere on him. Just follow the air tarrasque control
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
one day jensen huang will eat an RTX 5090 live like the mcdonald’s ceo and someone will ask “can you taste the transformers” and he will just say yes and the stock will go up
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
we’ll burn that bridge when we get there
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
youre always going one way on a one way street. no matter which direction
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i have no butt but i must fart
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
aTaT upside down kinda looks like an AT-AT
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𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
did you know that i’m a print model
a cartoon white goose with what-looks-like blonde hair, doing a kick-flip off of a purple skateboard. text underneath reads “CUTEST GOOSE Steve with the long hair. Cutest skateboarder out there. Sweet goose. I found you.” it’s from a magazine that jam (@ifuckedyr.mom) and bagged milk (@bagmilk.swifties.social) found yesterday
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
fuck nazis
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everything
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a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
Alt: a man with red hair and a beard is sitting in the woods - he subtly nods
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai* my boss: *worried im not using ai*
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tufted titmouse 🔜 EF 🐐 @titmou.se · 09/01/2026
extremely on brand
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
hey is for horses if you spell it that way
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
no longer evil
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 04/01/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: centerfold.bsky.social
Content: i'm evil again actually
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𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
lesbians have more swagger in their pinky toes than anyone else does in their whole bodies
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
it’s like when a genius is too early. they wouldnt serve Mozart at Wendy’s at 3am either I guess
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
if you look in my self replies and dont like, that’s completely. reasonable. not dead to me or anything. i love you
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i came here because insta posts stopped embarrasing me in the morning. i crave embarrasment from *swirls bsky* damn why is it giving early 2000s flipphone carrier
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
everyone knows it’s bad to have cocaine if you also have lots of oil. but if you dont have any oil, it’s ok
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
i need a raise. ive got a mouth to feed. just one but it eats a lot
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 08/12/2025
How I find out what I’m supposed to be doing here
NYT crossword clue, “Corp. exec overseeing engineers, say”
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𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
if you’re not gonna at least look at this cool bug with me then why did i even lift this rock. what are we even doing
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
pyramid formation bois
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Geese mate for life. This is because they haven’t learned to flirt yet. All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
follow me for more birds. i just keep following other birds, lol always works
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
im so before my time. you can tell because it is so not my time
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silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
russian roulette critic: 1/5. terrible RNG. no skill expression, devs pls patch. add 1-5 bullets to taste
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