silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026at this point we need a button on the remote for “not quite mute” so i can switch between dialogue volume and explosions volume 020
Reposted by silly gooseEthan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026New cryptid 73132473323
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026making deal with the devil sacrificing my firstborn child then getting a vasectomy 000
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026the reason AI costs so much water is bc it’s full of shit. and it cant poop without peeing 020
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026are we sure the robot doesn’t have feelings or did we just teach it that it’s a robot and robots don’t have feelings just kidding. it’s a robot of course it doesnt have feelings lol 020
Reposted by silly goosedissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/04/2026every time i get some weird feeling in my head i’m like. wow i’m finally passing away 3413
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026“spot me a fiver i’ll be your driver!” -> “give me twenty. maybe we’ll get there” 010
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Anthropic just shipped a buddy mode for Claude Code that adds a lil creature that comments on your input bro I have been building this exact thing for weeks. claude cat tracks all my sessions, forwards responses, and makes each claude a cute kitty. I cannot catch a break lmao 320
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026seriously why are teeth and eyeballs not a part of health insurance. like do they think it’s an optional luxury to see and eat 042
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’ll have a tarrasque ready to pick you up at the airport. Yes, a tarrasque. You can land anywhere on him. Just follow the air tarrasque control 110
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/03/2026one day jensen huang will eat an RTX 5090 live like the mcdonald’s ceo and someone will ask “can you taste the transformers” and he will just say yes and the stock will go up 000
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026youre always going one way on a one way street. no matter which direction 020
Reposted by silly goose𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026did you know that i’m a print model 0225
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure 000
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 20/01/2026filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everythingmedia.tenor.coma man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woodsAlt: a man with red hair and a beard is sitting in the woods - he subtly nods 010
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 13/01/2026me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai* my boss: *worried im not using ai* 020
Reposted by silly gooseRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!! 398217356382
Reposted by silly goosesilly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 04/08/2025major depression is on the rise. but he still has a lot of work to do if he’s going to get promoted and unseat general anxiety 1288
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026haunting you when i die to make sure your headphones never get tangled in a doorknob is my love language 130
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026i have to delete everything. i thought this was Notes app. i’m so cooked 061
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026just moved to a new town. literally one dollar to my name. no worries, if anything my parents said is true i can persuade a local tavernkeeper to offer board in exchange for services 110
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026if anyone ever makes @centerfold.bsky.social evil again, i will evil. do not 010
Reposted by silly goosegigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 30/12/2025hey is for horses if you spell it that way 0101
Reposted by silly goose𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 07/01/2026lesbians have more swagger in their pinky toes than anyone else does in their whole bodies 13712
Reposted by silly goosesilly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it’s like when a genius is too early. they wouldnt serve Mozart at Wendy’s at 3am either I guess 031
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026if you look in my self replies and dont like, that’s completely. reasonable. not dead to me or anything. i love you 110
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i came here because insta posts stopped embarrasing me in the morning. i crave embarrasment from *swirls bsky* damn why is it giving early 2000s flipphone carrier 010
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026everyone knows it’s bad to have cocaine if you also have lots of oil. but if you dont have any oil, it’s ok 020
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026i need a raise. ive got a mouth to feed. just one but it eats a lot 161
Reposted by silly gooseP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 08/12/2025How I find out what I’m supposed to be doing here 141404
Reposted by silly goose𖦹 ghost gray 𖦹 @gooseygoooose.bsky.social · 14/11/2024if you’re not gonna at least look at this cool bug with me then why did i even lift this rock. what are we even doing 314331
Reposted by silly goosethey made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that. 712474195
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Geese mate for life. This is because they haven’t learned to flirt yet. All geese are autistic. I know because we rely on mothers marrying us to girls down the street and they ran out of those, only reason a stud like me is still single 140
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 02/12/2025follow me for more birds. i just keep following other birds, lol always works 010
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025im so before my time. you can tell because it is so not my time 010
silly goose @goosilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025russian roulette critic: 1/5. terrible RNG. no skill expression, devs pls patch. add 1-5 bullets to taste 020