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@gooseygander.bsky.social
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A cat named goose. She/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. Vegan to abolish all hierarchies.

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 4h
You can use any pronouns for me, but I must warn you that each one begins a different storyline that, once chosen, cannot be changed and will be completed.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 10h
The funniest part is, at Accenture rates, $1k a month is like no billable time. Double foot gun.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11h
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha *breath* hahahahahahahahahshahahahahahhshahshahahahahahahahahhahaha
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's fully Build-A-Full-New-House territory. Jfc.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sorry. I'll be quiet.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm so tired.
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Aida @aidap.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety handed his block list to a bot. 1,271 people blocked in eleven days. He says it never looks at who you are. Blocks are public, so I checked. Trans people were blocked at 2.5× the odds of everyone else, for posts of the same harshness. 🧵
Title card reading "Who the autoblocker blocked". Three figures: 1,271 accounts blocked in eleven days, against twelve in the two years before. 46% of the readable bulk-loaded accounts had never replied to, quoted or mentioned him this year. 2.5× the odds of being blocked for a trans-identified account, against others who wrote equally harsh posts. Below, a quote from Aaron Rodericks, 1 Oct 2026: "These do not factor in your bio or your identity. I have zero clue who you are."
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to walk into the woods and never leave. Electricity is killing me.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really want to just lie down.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are so beautiful, Tay.
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Pabuela 🎃 COMMISSIONS OPEN! @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually?
A redheaded girl is sitting at a cafe table on a date with a pumpkin. She looks disappointed. The pumpkin says "I deeply value the time we spend together, I just don't think I'm ready for such a major commitment."

The woman is a slender gal with curly orange hair reaching her arms. She's wearing thick transparent-framed glasses, has freckles. She's wearing a simple choker, light orange bracelets, rings, a black armless frilled dress with a white belt. Her dress has a bright orange interior, framing her light orange leggings with pumpkins printed all over. She's wearing loose black boots. She's drinking a tequila sunrise.

The pumpkin is sat upon the table itself. He's drinking a moscow mule. He has a hole carved on his side, from which he is smoking a cigarette.

Signed Pab 2026. Any and all AI use is prohibited without my approval.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sawzall go brrrrrrrrrrrrr. (But really what the fuck)
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Much to consider. *Thinks until their puppy brain melts*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
The press will do stories on Republican sex creeps, but it will never, ever point out -- much less make an ongoing narrative out of -- the fact that the GOP has been *ridden* with sex creeps for decades. You have to be blind not to see the pattern.
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need to invent HRT that gives you ears and a tail.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for your arts. The romantic, soft, trans women are so validating.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg that is so much to read.....
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My bed is a chaos zone. Upper sheet tucked in is some sort of hotel luxury.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to dust off those vegan cookbooks from the 90's.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ice cream eaten under the Top's desk while she triages an incident is very cozy.
Vegan cherry garcia ice cream pictures on the floor
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meow meow
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They didn't subscribe to Marriage+. It's honestly very sad that big Marriage has been bought by PE firms and some whole classes of people are being priced out.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
highest diesel prices in American history… so far
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
Alt: Homer Simpson telling Bart Simpson “worst day of your life… so far”
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am fucking off this weekend too. May the trees, dancing, and shared chores heal me.
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taran @taranarchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i turn 24 in a month. at the same age as me rachel corrie stood in front of an israeli bulldozer and died trying to protect the homes of palestinians from being demolished. she had her whole life ahead of her and yet she gave it to the people of palestine ed sheeran is a coward
a photo of rachel corrie wearing a grey scarf and a black tanktop as she sits in a chair
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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminded of this banger the glorious days of the Evergiven I posted on Twitter me in my 20s
The Evergiven trapped in the Suez (labelled "Gender Dysphoria"), with a tiny excavator next to it called "Making female characters in RPGs"
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/risk/
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Liz Sandwich @silvershr0ud.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
user was based for this post
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I should make this.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meow!
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should I go out to dinner tonight or tomorrow night?
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's such a lazy rainy day.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meow
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aka. shot day...
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
four panel comic titled "when girlfriend gone for the weekend" first panel shows a puppy girl drawing and going awooooooo. Second panel shows same girl standing in big empty room, she holds a sword and goes awoooooooooo. third panel shows her in bed masturbating while she goes a-aawoo-ooOOOOO. Fourth panel shows her getting a pizza delivered and going awooooooooooooo while the delivery person looks confused
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Rik Basterd @rikbasterd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All I can say to these cops,
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's got a turbulent heart 🌀 📼: YT // Chanokchon Suwannathada
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a fucking asshole.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kraft Heinz would be better served by a chat-bot for a CEO.
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lol. The old guy in front of me was trying to negotiate a hookup in the airport bathroom on Grindr. He missed his connection as it were. 😔
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Goose @gooseygander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meow meow meow meow.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/09/2026
It's important to remind readers that while there are a few anti-trans dems, many are doing great work. Spanberger in VA did not flinch at anti-trans attacks. Now, she just ended Governor Youngkin's infamous rule that would ban trans students from bathrooms. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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VA Gov. Spanberger Kills Youngkin-Era Rule That Would Have Banned Trans Students From Bathrooms
“Spanberger showed how Democrats win amidst Republican attacks.”
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two people, one I'm a blue shirt that says "I stab trans people a little" and one in a red shirt that says "I stab trans people a lot"Person in trans flag colors saying "I don't like either of these guys..."Person coming in with a blue "vote blue no matter how much they stab" shirt saying "Well then I guess you want to be stabbed A LOT then!"
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