alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 8hI am not joking when I say this. Looking at, listening to, or engaging with anything in any way is over. LifeLiver v6 has solved ever having to enjoy anything ever again. 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026playing through the Resident Evil remakes and all I can think is every protagonist is beautiful and are hot for each other but must smell so fucking bad 110
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026scientists have spent years trying to develop the perfect sentence. Finally, they have succeeded: 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026some suntanned film photos from a spicy jaunt around Andalucía 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026friend spelled Mario Kart with a lowercase C and I now understand The Ick 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ah excellent, he's now just doing Team America but for real youtu.be/1ymsJu3ANOI?...youtu.beMathematics in Movies: Team America 911YouTube video by Abakcus 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026rather exhausted at the resigned tones of every other headline being "AI burns down orphanage and says it looks forward to killing again" followed by "Architect of recent evil continues to walk around freely and also threatens to break dog's legs if you don't start using The Orphan Killer™️" 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes on and it is just so comforting in a way that this — and Better Man et al — really drives home that for all our technological advances in entertainment and increasing depths of emotional storytelling, the people will forever clamor for: monkey does human stuff 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026on the phone to a friend and had to let them know I needed to go as I had a Spanish lesson, then panickingly signed off with "au revoir". That friend is dead to me now. I have no friend. There never was a friend. 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026he looks like he's in bed at 3am doomscrolling videos about a new type of guy 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don't fall for the smoke and mirrors. Ed Sheeran is distracting you from his back tattoos 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???] 21075157
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026at the Capuchin Crypt (bone temple) in Rome and absolutely transfixed by the 490 year old sentence: "The habit should be no longer than the ankle and 11 palms wide, 12 for the corpulent". 100
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you know they say things often dont live up to their promises but fair play Rome that is absolutely The Crypt of Pelvises 001
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026all of this nonsense could very well be marketing sensationalism but even so if the CEO of Kelloggs said "we have invented a cornflake that has a 10% chance of ending humanity", we would probably get them to stop selling the cereal that kills people 011
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now. 12168191636
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@lilyyily.bsky.social thank you for the insightful deep dive into my favourite novel '4UN1OU00OU!14UUU4' today, and I would be lying if I said I wasn't moved by the stories of Clark Tutor caring for his father's shaky rectus 010
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you talked too much to a computer is mortifying. We used to be cool. Bring back an imbalance of black goo in your four humours, bring back dancing plague 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026WHEN AN OBVIOUS BALD MAN WEARING SUNGLASSES INDOORS TELLS YOU YOU LIVE IN A FAKE WORLD WITH LETTERS AND ITS THE MOST ALPHA SHIT EVER BRO 010
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if it were me, and this is me speaking, and I ran an account called Stop Antisemitism, I would probably give some pause to saying Poland was complicit in the holocaust. But this is just me speaking 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026pal sent me Burnham's sanctions tweet -- a welcome thing although only took repeated genocides to animate something -- and every top response underneath is a TommyRobinsonLite frothing about Muslim invasions. The site needs to die. A sad, impossibly unfulfilled trillionaire is gaming for race wars 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my brain likes to put me through my own Touching the Void every single night, but the Peruvian Andes are just My Bed, as it seemingly equates sleep with death. Since 4am this morning it has been Kate Bush's "Wow" youtu.be/UO_uK33aQY8?...youtu.beTouching The Void - Boney M Brown Girl In The RingYouTube video by me lka 000
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way. 574105162145
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026a picture paints a thousand words but now, thanks to the awesome power of ai, a thousand words can paint a picture!! what's the matter? Why aren't you typing 1000 words? Oh you want it done in like 3 words? and you want it to be more racist? and you'll call it art? and have no shame? got it got it 001
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026very funny that one of Israel's counter measures against the UK is to outlaw John McDonnell 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026no officer this is my beach balaclava, it stops the sand getting in my eyes. yes officer these are my emotional support military fatigues. yes officer I love you too. 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Mark of the Beast. I am sick to all fuck opening any and all apps and seeing this consolation of bastards, asking me to be Smart. Gaslighting me into thinking I have been using an app like an oaf until it came along to smartly reorder my podcast episodes but did it wrong and drained a reservoir 100
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026at least those lads in paramilitary gear and balaclavas shouting racism and blocking the port didn't just *think* about blocking the port 010
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this is a work of modern art, and absolutely packed with protein 010
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026made myself laugh imagining a Scottish version of Silo called Doonstairs 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think of the sheer volume of goodwill posts about beautiful human beings that awful people with negative charisma and infinite resources are struggling to decipher on an app they bought to make people like them 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026no one could ask to lead a better life than one that results in every clip shared of you posthumously seeming like a transmission from a dimension where the world worked 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton would be the representative you would want aliens to meet to show them what the pinnacle of a human being could be 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. Give me five bees for a quarter 2. Everything’s coming up Milhouse 3. I don't recall saying good luck 4. If Marge marries Artie, I'll never be born 5. Trambopaline 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026yeah yeah yeah science science very interesting THAT BOY IS FRYING 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026hangover has lasted a full 24 hours so have watched in succession Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, and have just experienced what can only be described as a total soul voidout to The Boy and The Heron. A great purging of self inflicted demons. This is Miyazaki's holy charge 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026One of the greatest story miners around. Wild stuff. 081
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. so keep doing it. It's bulking season. Activate your full potential. Get mouthjacked. Make that face insane. 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Workmen in the house today, so that's me, wandering around my own home like an embarrassed ghost, who died from an acute awareness of his lack of purpose while offering people cups of tea 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I was 9 when I was allowed to buy my first album, which was inexplicably Five (by the boyband "Five"). Understandably didn't buy another album for years and when I did I was 12, in HMV, listening to Ghettomusick by Outkast like I was seeing colour for the first time 010
Reposted by alex 🇵🇸L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars. 315138873
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Better Man was improved by the decision to make Robbie Williams a fully CGI chimpanzee. It is not too late to make them CGI chimpanzees. In fact no other project has made it more necessary that they are CGI chimpanzees 000
alex 🇵🇸 @goodonlineman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026to me, when a movie focuses on a main character? that is, quite simply, #cinema 010
