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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 21h

budgeting and its looking like coffin/small celebration of my life is the most affordable way to move forward

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 21h

when im looking up the drugs i do on drugs dot com its always like "dont take too much" and im like no shit man

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

in my communist society we all vape the same vape regardless of the contents. the vape has all the best features and can be wireless charged with your phone. it also has GPS

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

im not really getting the explosive thing doc mine is just kind of leaking out

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"we gotta hold on to what we got" no we dont shut up already

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

id rather listen to 732 babies crying at once very loudly than listen to bon jovi

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

someone using your social and credit to buy a nicer car than you

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

dad im bisexual its like being a gay guy without the voice and i still have girlfriends too

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i just saw at the store they are putting protein into goldfish crackers now. im all for more protein but you gotta be fucking kidding me

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

at the discount shit store looking for second hand poop

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

shit doesnt carry the poop i normally buy anymore so i had to go to turd they are also out so i ended up purchasing dookie. wasted all that time and didn't get a chance to stop at the piss store.

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

idk if its my fart i dont remember farting

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my car smells like fart its pissing me off wtf man

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i used to be the biggest gamer. it consumed my life at one point. i dont know what happened to me i dont give a shit anymore. what is wrong with me

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 02/10/2026

Please don’t forget, my loves… The one way they stay in power is by keeping us at each other’s throats instead of theirs.

The two astronauts with back guy having a gun at pointed at front guy looking at a giant eatth but I replaced it with the words why shit sucks. wait it’s all capitalism? Always has been

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

im gonna get canceled for saying this but im so sick of gaming shit

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in nascar they only turn left because its a liberal sport

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

those mascots vs kid football games are better than pro football

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

some are trying to get to the top and the bottom of why grindr is crashing during republican events

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it sounds like you confused sammy booble bobble instead of hookie dookie for the song you heard that was by the band van halen on the track title. liaten if this is what they want out there this is van halen

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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

and? that’s good, to me

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

its like hes trying to sing while squeezing his cheeks trying to hold a mud pie in

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

im sorry but van halen sucks so bad. it sounds like a drunk guy on every song that has something either up or coming out of his ass

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

its ableist to not also road rage at handicap plated cars

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i do these so i get placed into the tags "person who doesnt know how technology works"

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i asked the google in my car to open snapchat and the new ai sounding voice said "sure opening snapchat" then nothing happened. i hope the ai doesn't start trying to complete this impossible task then reprogramm my car to mine bitcoin

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you're in your car driving and you gotta turn left thats fucked. at some point you did something wrong

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GOOBER © (Official) @goober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i got these usb-c wired apple ear buds now. i plugged them into my charger and listened to my house

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no shit captain fuck balls are u kidding me? public appointed type financial advisor advice.

notification from credit karma "you may be overpaying on card interest"

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im out of cash. oh you take venmo? wtf!. i dont have a phone.

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best ways to get out of buying from a lemonade stand. ill start. "no thanks kid im a republican"

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what is a gender? i dont want it at my party

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i wish ads were more realistic debt got you feeling like kys? give us a call

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its like a documentary but its a book

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my girl came home with something called the ick???

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and my stomach is sick as hes touching her bread

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ive been here for almost 4 years and feel involved that we call them skeets. i no longer call them that because i simply hate what twitter is now. its actually crazy this is still a thing i love it

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i know a lot of you followed me for my shitty post but i hope youd give my songs a listen they are also shitty too. if you're into music like LCD Soundsystem, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, idk NIN vibes too, I even have a girly pop sounding shit. i got you. im so sick of not creating and sharing

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ive made an album over the summer and its been so fun. ive only ever made music with other people as a drummer/singer. ive been creating non-serious fun little electronic songs for over 10 years now for myself and friends. im finally confident in my craft and have my own sound.

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thank youu! 🙂💅 i dont post face much but ive been feeling like it lately because ive been feeling more confident on the internet and in life.

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100° in late september is pretty weird for where im from. im not bitching im very used to the heat here its just nuts how i cant ever remember it being this hot this far after meteorological summer being over. we really are fucking up the planet quickly.

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