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Gone Like a Goldfish

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This is an account to promote my anonymously-published book, Gone Like a Goldfish, about suicide, addiction, mental illness, and child loss. I'm told that it's transgressive literature. Free on Kindle Unlimited. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8L8GB2X

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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being insane is like needing to pee, in that drinking will bring it out faster, but it's coming out one way or the other eventually.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone have any ideas on how I can get a couple #BookTok reviewers to look at my book?
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Simon Shugar - Fantasy Author @simonshugar.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hey, I’m Simon Shugar—author of bold, emotional, action-heavy fantasy told through raw, first-person journeys. If you like coming-of-age arcs, epic stakes, and human struggles in unreal worlds then check out my books below! #FantasyBooks #EpicFantasy #IndieAuthor #ComingOfAge #AmReading
Path of Pathos Trilogy - Hunter's Apprentice, Hunter's Quest & Royal Hunter

In a war-torn kingdom, a young boy's path to manhood is forged in violence, loss, and a mysterious power that may be his only hope.

Tomi is a boy when his father, a hunter, leaves their village, entrusting him with their home’s protection. In a land ravaged by war, Tomi bears responsibilities far beyond his years. As the Three Prince War looms, he’s thrust into a world of brutal choices and deadly encounters, where his innocence is lost to bloodshed and treachery. From defending his family to surviving in the wild, Tomi learns life’s harshest realities. Amid the darkness, he discovers Pathos—a mysterious gift from his father that sharpens his connection to the world around him and may be his key to enduring the trials ahead.

As the kingdom’s fate hangs in the balance, Tomi’s journey will shape him into the man he’s destined to become—if he can survive long enough.The Witch Queen Saga - Rageborn, Furybound, Vengewrought, Ashsworn, Warforged.

Only One Who Cannot Be Bound by Magic Can Defeat the Witch Queen

Karn was just a boy when dark forces tore his home apart, leaving him orphaned and burning for vengeance. Taken in by an unlikely mentor, he finds himself thrust into The Forge—a brutal training ground where the Witch Queen molds her deadliest warriors. Strength is survival, and every lesson is paid for in blood.

But Karn is different. Magic cannot touch him. And in a world where power is everything, that makes him dangerous.

As he battles through ruthless trials and shifting alliances, Karn unearths secrets buried deep in his past—truths that could shatter the Witch Queen’s reign… or doom him to her service. The path to revenge is treacherous, and every choice comes with a cost.

To break free, Karn must decide: is he a weapon forged for war, or something far more deadly?The Wind Walker Trilogy (Children of the Sky) - The Wind Walker, The Winds Calling, The Winds Fury

In Crater, freedom isn’t given—it’s stolen.

Zephyr has spent his life shackled in the depths of the city’s brutal mines, where only the strongest endure. As a Breaker Boy, he's little more than a cog in Crater's corrupt machine, but he dreams of a life aboveground, where he can soar across the skies instead of choking on coal dust. Yet in Crater, dreaming is a dangerous game—and it’s about to get lethal.

When a daring sky-pirate captain named Bacchus crashes into his path, hunting for a lost treasure that could upend the kingdom, Zephyr sees a chance to escape the mines once and for all. Desperate to break free, he joins forces with Crater’s ruthless thieves’ guild, wagering everything he has on a future in the skies. But as he’s drawn deeper into a web of cutthroat rivals and shifting allegiances, Zephyr must decide what he’s willing to sacrifice for freedom.

With enemies lurking at every turn and betrayal as common as gold, one wrong move could cost him everything. The skies are calling—but the price for flying free might just be his life.Your One Job Is To SURVIVE -  A stand alone survival fantasy.

Ewan's life is a mess—his dreams shattered, bridges burnt, and everything he once knew, gone. So he flees into the wilderness, craving an escape from the torment, from the constant buzz of despair. But when he tries to end it all? He can't even do that right! Instead, he finds himself barely alive, scraping by in the wilds with just his will to keep him going. As he battles the elements and the beasts that roam the untamed lands, he discovers peace in the silent moments between life and death.

Amidst the relentless struggle for survival, he learns to build shelters, master fire, and hunt for his supper, each new skill, a lifeline. In the vast expanse of nature, where every breath is a victory and every heartbeat a defiance, Ewan learns to cherish the newfound sense of purpose that comes with simply living.

His only job now? To survive!
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As life goes on you start to notice the pattern - things get worse, then they get better, then they get worse, then they get better... knowing this helps you cope with the bad times, you know that this too will pass. But it always ends on a bad note. One time it will get worse and never get better.
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Jay Cannon (JC) @jc-cannon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My latest novel, a multigenerational family saga, is available at a discount on my website in HC, PB, EB and Audio 📖 www.jaycannonauthor.com
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Jay Cannon
Jay Cannon has done it again with Preserving Ancestry. — Mtumé, a shaman from Eastern Senegambia, is enslaved and taken to New Orleans. His descendant, Chantel, must find a cure for a pandemic by retu...
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Jamie L. Rotante @jamieleerotante.net · 13/01/2026
Hi! I'm Jamie Lee Rotante, I'm the Senior Director of Editorial at Archie Comics! I love to write culture pieces and personal essays. I recently launched a zine called "Neuroses, Nostalgia, and New York" which compiles essays, poetry, and art. Check out my work at jamieleerotante.net! #portfolioday
Jamie L. Rotante - Neuroses, Nostalgia, New York. Writer and Editor Lady. www.JamieLeeRotante.netA collage of images highlighting my writing progress over 2025.
Streams of Unconsciousness: Musings of an Anxious Millennial writer - my Substack! https://jamielrotante.substack.com (also featured: a hazy photo of sunflowers).Covers of comics I've written! Betty & Veronica Vixens Vol. 1 and 2 (featuring Betty and Veronica riding motorcycles, cover art by Fiona Staples and Sanya Anwar), Betty & Veronica: Senior Year (the girls are standing back-to-back against a teal background, art by Sandra Lanz), and Betty & Veronica: The Bond of Friendship (the girls are sitting back to back on a column surrounded by photos - art by Britt Williams).
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
South Park ALWAYS understands the assignment! www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you ever gone through someone's phone or computer after they died, and did you find anything surprising?
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here is another positive review of Gone Like a Goldfish. "I don’t think I’ll read a more original book or one that will stay with me for longer any time soon." olganm.wordpress.com/2026/09/01/t...
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#TuesdayBookBlog Gone Like a Goldfish by Anonymous
Hi, all: I bring you a book by an author who has chosen to publish this novel anonymously, although I have the feeling this is not the first book s/he has published. Gone Like a Goldfish by Anonymo…
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Adult life in the 21st century mostly consists of clicking on things
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is there a site where you can get legitimate book reviews (i.e. honest reviews from real readers - paying for the site access is OK, but not paying for reviews). Don't say book sirens or book roar, they're both really bad.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Being a human is so embarrassing
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Rob Bignell, Editor/Author @inventingreality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#author #indieauthor #amwriting #writingcommunity #writesky
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JoonyMoon @junefaver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Confidence is just ability's shadow
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Another 5-star review of Gone Like a Goldfish (free on Kindle Unlimited) "I don’t think I’ll read a more original book or one that will stay with me for longer any time soon. Read it if you can. And let’s hope the anonymous author of this novel keeps writing." www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My book is polarizing, yay! That's better than a bunch of 4s and 5s, in my opinion. Read the sample and you'll have a pretty good idea of which way you'll land.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sucks to be a hedonist with anhedonia
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time, then realizing you forgot your keys, going back for them, then losing sight of the shore for a very long time again.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I see pieces of cardboard laying around Seattle sometimes. Amazon branding on one side, but on the other it's a homeless person's sign written in marker, "anything helps," etc. Some of these pieces of cardboard will be in a museum one day.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A few days after my son died I saw some teenagers and asked if they went to school with him. They said yes. I started crying and I wanted to ask what he was like in school but instead asked "what was he like in person?" I was so embarrassed I just walked away.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just thought of an idea for an event, "overshare in your underwear". There is an audience and a stage. You strip down to your underwear then go up on the stage and tell some incredibly personal story, then everyone claps and you put your clothes back on and sit down. Open mic or scheduled speakers
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The waves in the ocean don't know what tides are, they don't know what the moon is. They think they are just deciding to jump around like that.
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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell @gazzalw63.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He does know all about putting things in a child’s body.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I fucking hate marketing, I suck at it and an anonymously written obscene dark humor book about child loss is a hard sell. I'm basically selecting random individuals and lobbying them to buy it at this point. Only sold 38 so far, but I have 4 ratings, all 5 stars (to be fair, one was from a friend)
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Break Free" by Disha Dua
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Longing for something that only has a 1% chance of happening hurts more than something you've completely given up on. Better to burn those bridges and sabotage everything so you don't get addicted to hope.
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Mia Sanchez @authormiasanchez07.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Indie author appreciation post. 🤍 For the authors writing while working full-time. Writing with kids running around. Writing after exhausting days. Writing anyway. I'm rooting for you ❤️ #AuthorSky #booksky
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GodlessPrimate @godlessprimate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The RNC will tell the truth from time to time, only unintentionally. 😂
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Steve Hudson @dustcircle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#SATIRE #RFKJr. Suggests Most #MentalIllness Could Be Cured by #Cheating on Your #Wife All the Time thehardtimes.net/culture/rfk-...
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RFK Jr. Suggests Most Mental Illness Could Be Cured by Cheating on Your Wife All the Time
WASHINGTON — A new study regarding mental health conducted and written by Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert Kennedy Jr.... Continue this tale
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Any tips on how to get people to read your anonymously published book with hardly a cover and which is extremely obscene and sad? When it's 99 cents, or free on KU, price isn't the issue, and when all the ratings so far are all 5 stars, neither is quality.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My book is in the same genre as Slaughterhouse 5, or The Unbearable Lightness of Being, whatever genre that is. It's not as good, but in the same genre.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
First review of Gone Like a Goldfish. It's free on Kindle Unlimited. "...at one point I stopped reading in admiration. 'Boy can this guy write' moments were off the charts. I expect I shall read it again before too long."
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GONE LIKE A GOLDFISH by Anonymous
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
About to get on a plane. I expect this to be a bestseller by the time it lands.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm old but I like to go to bars to see the young people who are so happy because they don't know it's going to end. They are so oblivious to the horror that they are even able to dance. I've always known it's going to end. I've never danced. Every joy has been the tip of a mono no aware iceberg.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is a unique pain associated with seeing another side to someone close to you, a side that isn't for you and will never be for you because it is only for other people, and will always be inaccessible to you.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's a unique pain associated with seeing everyone around you grow up while you are unable to.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pick a random number, 1-229. If it's not obscene or a spoiler, I'll post that page from my book.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Think of the last book you bought. How did you hear about it?
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An alcoholic novelist plans to kill himself after one last sex-trip to Japan with his ex, but a death in the family interrupts. As tragedies pile up, his teenage twins self-destruct. Sad, vulgar, disturbing, funny. Free on KindleUnlimited.
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Amazon.com: Gone Like a Goldfish eBook : Anonymous: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: Gone Like a Goldfish eBook : Anonymous: Kindle Store
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today is the last day to get Gone Like a Goldfish for free. It is a sad, vulgar, disturbing, funny about loss. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8L8GB2X
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Amazon.com: Gone Like a Goldfish eBook : Anonymous: Kindle Store
Amazon.com: Gone Like a Goldfish eBook : Anonymous: Kindle Store
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Ian F James @ianfjames.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#PleaseShare Escape from a plague-ridden, zombie-infested city is filled wth horrors... 📕 mybook.to/DoZombieDogsInfect #KindleUnlimited #BookSky #Zombies 🧟
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
First page of Gone Like a Goldfish Still free to download until 7/21 Always free on KindleUnlimited www.amazon.com/dp/B0H8L8GB2X
“Why was there a fucking wolf in the truck?”
Sanger Hill, New York
Pete was on the deck having a beer with
Eddy Sanger, his ex-best friend who had fucked
his ex-wife June while they were still married,
married her himself, and had been divorced from
her a couple years already. They were both old
men now. Eddy was trying to give him a wolf.
“Grigsby is more like a dog than a wolf.
She likes playing fetch, she likes to go for rides
in the car and stick her snout out the window.
She’s just like a normal dog,” Eddy explained. He
was coughing a lot and was pretty shaky. “Look
how well she gets along with the twins.” Todd and
Amanda, Pete’s fourteen year old grandkids, were
chasing the wolf around in the yard. They’d
known Grigsby since she was a wolfpup at
Grandma June’s but hadn’t seen her in a while.
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anyone who can stand reading this book for 15 minutes will read it all the way to the end very quickly. Take a look at the sample and see if you like it. Free until Tuesday.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
You gotta let people misread what you said and move on.
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Yahia Lababidi @ysl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Celeste Roberge’s sculpture “The Weight of Grief” #art
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MK Alexander @smartreads.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you've ever thought about reading one of my many books, today would be good. It's my birthday! 🎂 www.amazon.com/stores/MK-AL...
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No reviews on my book yet... I am like Boriska in the movie Andrei Rublev, waiting to see if the bell is going to ring.
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Ian F James @ianfjames.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#PleaseRepost Being alone was scary... 🧟 mybook.to/DoZombieDogsInfect #KindleUnlimited #Horror #BookSky
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Gone Like a Goldfish @gonelikeagoldfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gone Like a Goldfish is free from 6/17-6/21 An alcoholic novelist plans to kill himself after one last sex-trip to Japan with his ex, but a death in the family interrupts. It's all downhill from there. Sad, vulgar, disturbing, funny. Transgressive fiction. Written anonymously.
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Amazon.com: Gone Like a Goldfish eBook : Anonymous: Kindle Store
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