Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 20hSorry I was late for work, I was telling my dog I love him. 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Whoever this is should spend less time looking like a dead-center-average stock photo Cs-get-MDs asskissing burnout and more time praying to their god for forgiveness. 000
Reposted by Golden Pothosworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026get in, loser. we're posting bullshit on the internet. 533966
Reposted by Golden Pothosderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings 1166158645
Reposted by Golden Pothos🏳️⚧️ ⛧ Nɯvꝡɩɛl ⛧ 🏳️⚧️ @nuvy-iel.northsky.social · 09/10/2026🦇 Libs are just Isildur-posting right now. 1031377
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I feel like I always get so many smiles when I wear my keffiyeh ☺️ 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The children yearn for the choking hazards 😂🧡 040
Reposted by Golden PothosAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel like whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple. 3253019172
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So true. And they'll forget once it stops hurting them. 030
Reposted by Golden PothosoptiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation. 361511278
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why does he look like a stupider George W Bush? 150
Reposted by Golden Pothoscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Democrats will be like "you have to vote for me so we can fight against fascism" and then don't fight against fascism 370199
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Not much is known about him, but around these parts he's called the Newsom Beaver" 010
Reposted by Golden Pothos8bitJosh @8bitjosh.com · 21/09/2026Washing all the dishes only to turn around and see that fuck ass pan still sitting on the stove. 1422419146
Reposted by Golden Pothospixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life 543276367
Reposted by Golden Pothoscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026well the good thing is it's not like we live in the most car-brained society in the world and all our infrastructure wasn't built around driving and parking and everything is walkable and we have lots of efficient and dependable public transportation. at least there's that 231626300
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hard orange: when you forget about that definitively not organic citrus fruit you bought 2 months ago 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Anyone who wants to push trans people back into the closet or worse can fully get fucked 000
Reposted by Golden PothosKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ICYMI we as Palestinians voted to give DJ Khaled’s Palestinian card to Macklemore years ago, the vote was unanimous 223232205
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Incels: I can't tell when a woman is wearing makeup Also incels: All women should look like Barbie dolls 100% of the time for my pleasure 180
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nice try, Cyberman 1.0 Go vibe code something and leave us and our data alone 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One Weird Trick Lesbians Don't Want You To Know 0100
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Entire petabytes of the internet refute this whole concept in multiple ways 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Tag yourself, I'm "inexplicable pair of Ray Bans" 010
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh good point, The Guardian. We should make sure production is halted immediately. 010
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dead racoons are an important source of mega rabies 000
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I saw too many children on my way to work this morning and now I'm a bitch 000
Reposted by Golden Pothosworms cited @christa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026New from Kathleen Stock: I am too dumb for climate change 931556198
Golden Pothos @gold3npothos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm exercising patiencestatic.klipy.comYzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader!Alt: Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove dramatically removes her funeral cloak to reveal a long sparkly pink gown and feather headdress and announces "Well, he ain't getting any deader!" 010
