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Been other people other places but this is who I've always wanted to be.

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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I worry that we're never going to figure out my sleep schedule for this job.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't been able to keep up lately, but what happened to Dante Martin? The haircut is a thing, but he was really slow, looks tired,.amd he seems to be bulking up.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At this point, Cardblade should be made a full-time, permanent member of the Bang Bang Gang. #aewcollision
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Far be it for me not to be cool with the catholic church becoming unpopular, but perhaps "how many Ai models do you run, Pope Not-An-Ai-Influencer I" is not the way to go.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yknow, I wonder if I could become a billionaire by just posting on social media "I have nothing to offer society, but I promise not to use obscene wealth to take away from it and instead pay for stuff." And link to a PayPal. Probably wouldn't work, but I feel like I would thus be a moral rich guy.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let's be honest: La'An the most uncomfortable wrench in the lore of Trek in a long while. #SNW But dammit if Christina Chong doesn't just have crackling chemistry with everybody all the time and I can imagine that it makes it very easy to write those plots.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make band edible: The Meatles.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What is wrong with me that no matter what kind scheduling I do, I always get booked to work at the most disruptive time possible?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why are there so many Talks about premise For a show that has always Had one? The Muppets are gathered, The curtain then rises, And famous people are Chaos-prone.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A few weeks ago, I reactivated my Facebook after 3 years for access to chat with my kid, and immediately realized why I left. Today is my birthday, and part of the reason I am sad is because all of the Facebook birthday messages mean i finally get how shallow my relationships with everyone were.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's #StarTrekDay, but it's kind of weird that after 10-ish years of the show being produced here in Toronto, we have literally nothing going on. Meanwhile there are things happening in London, in LA, etc.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dear the Universe: you took Dolly and Tim from us. You owe us a Mitch for the Trifecta, please.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It always surprises me how much more active both fish and snails get after a water change.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's weird that I agreed with someone recently about beaches being too crowded over the Canada Day weekend, but disagreed that they were too busy because of "all of the immigrants?" Like, that's just a weird addition to the gripe about people "enjoying the sun" (ick) in a big public place, to me.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This whole thread. I always called it "the Watercooler Effect," and LOST or the X-Files would have tanked without it. Binge-watching is for reruns, shows that have their base (like the Office), not for new shows. Binging +spoiler culture makes it nearly impossible to speculate together.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No sir, I don't like it.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So tomorrow Trump's gonna post "nobody understands how this very low-energy "football" (or soccer as it should be called since we already have a more superior, and also exciting, game called football) is actually played, let alone the USMNT. Clearly they were sent in to a trap!"
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay, whoever designed these fireworks have thus far managed to make them kind of enjoyable to look at, and this band is alright as well (but watch out, singer Rodriguez, ICE knows where you are now).
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I also can't help but think that Trump is so very pleased that he can salute like a soldier.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's especially offensive that all of the soldiers who escort the guests out are people of colour, women, etc.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh shit, I'm kind of disappointed that the Artemis crew are there.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This audience really cheered "defeated Nazi fascism forever" without a single iota of irony, hey?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Man, also would love it if one of these guests pulled their shirt open and had "DEFUND ICE" or something while on stage.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Man, Donald really wants to head to bed.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This Freedom 250 livestream on YouTube reminds me of just how fucking intrusive the ads are. They really think "oh yeah, when you're watching a livestream you don't want to hear the host, just the inexplicable ad that plays over it." Like come the fuck on, YouTube.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/07/2026
america 250 immersive fyre festival experience
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That was really weird timing, because that arc started the *very week* that Trump posted the AI Dr. Donald Jesus Trump image.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've ha'd your last A-. You've feared for your last tear. You've crashed your last test dummy. You've backstreeted your last boy.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#HouseoftheDragon finally listened to me and rearranged the theme with heavy drums. Not far enough (imho), but at least it isn't the original theme any more. Was this the big action thing @theabigailthorn.bsky.social was training for?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What does it say that a football player breaks his leg and I'm like "let me find the replay online" and my brother is like "okay I'm gonna pass out three times and throw up at this pub we're at."
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
One of my favourite parts of #WelcometoWrexham is when they cut to the two old ladies having coffee and talking football.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Am I the first to suddenly realize that "I aced every cognitive test" could actually be him misunderstanding the "high likelihood of dementia" score?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"How dare we allow people inelligible to pay too much for health insurance to pay too much for health insurance!"
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I don't know what it is, but always saying "a nuclear weapon" in the singular feels like folksy pandering.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Toronto Police really need to post in Bluesky. I don't want to go to a Nazi site to learn that my daughter's school evacuated due to a bomb threat.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wait #ProjectHailMary why did I just this minute realize that the ship is the "Hail Mary, full of Grace?" This was the obvious reference, right?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorry, #aewdynasty, but Thekla won clean. Stephan Smith was already down on three as she grabbed the rope, and Hayter wasn't really kicking out.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Also it's weird that their line on Iran is always "a nuclear weapon" in the singular. It keeps giving me flashbacks of Farscape, with the Scarrans always demanding "wormhole weapons."
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's weird that Trump thinks "the entire college of cardinals decided a Pope that would be a good opposition to me" was a flex he could make, right?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I gotta say, season 5 of the Boys kinda underprovided out on the traditional Season Premiere Dick Destruction, but it still worked because we got to see someone literally choke on his own dick, and it's been a five year build.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm so glad I voted for this party, you guysssss! Such a strong leader who says clear things very clearly and leaves no doubt in taking a very strong position on important issues! www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...
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Carney urges 'all parties' not to target civilians, civilian infrastructure - Trump says a 'whole civilization will die tonight' as deadline for Iran to reopen Strait of Hormuz looms
Prime Minister Mark Carney is urging "all parties" in the war in the Middle East not to target civilians or civilian infrastructure and to respect international laws and humanitarian responsibilities....
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey, the rest of us in the world: you notice how America isn't doing shit about their presidents escalating, insane aggression? Maybe we need to do something about it. Together. As a group. Maybe we shouldn't just write statements and make speeches and wait for them to handle this themselves.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting at a table with a sign that says ' stv ' on it
Alt: The iconic crew of porcine puppets in Pigs. In. Spaaaaace from the original Muppet Show.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Artemis II is away, and even with the US 250th video package, not a single slurp of Trump's nuts. So all in all, I cannot wait for Earthrise 2026.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I was just thinking that One Piece really avoided having big names in their show, and then Dastmalchian shows up because it's not like he's busy being in everything else, huh?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm pretty sure I mentioned that the SNW conclusion announcement along with "they're filming Starfleet Academy back-to-back with a second season renewal" at the same time as the ParaMAGA merger basically told me that Toronto-based Trek was done, and that told me that Trek as a whole was out.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Am I weird in always being distracted by the reflections on the desk during @lastweektonight.com because they don't reinforce it well so it bends every time John Oliver puts weight on it and that one light always bounces?
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When anthropologists look back at the 2020s and see the chaos we have wrought, the saddest part is they won't have our digital archive where we actually talked about it all collapsing the entire time. If anything will be saved, it'll be fucking X the Everything App and Facebook.
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GoGreenRanger @gogreenranger.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Imagine dying in the middle of a war started by a president whose first term was marked by you *literally begging* your bosses to stop him since you didn't have the authority to do it, but they pretended you didn't. Old age, sure. But if it were me, I'd die from a broken soul, too.
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