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Goddes Elli

@goddess-elli.bsky.social
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Funny. Liberal. Bookish. Gamer. She/her. Bi. Human.

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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We can do stuff in Tarrant county all the time as far as I'm concerned." -- @maddow.bsky.social YES PLEASE!!!! #TogetherInTexas was amazing
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What IS the deal with car dealerships and ginormous flags???
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I broken ankle didn't hold me back! I limped my way up to my seat, and I'm so excited for @msnowevents.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social #TogetherInTexas
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know it's bad when the Cuban Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs has a point when he points out that it's hypocritical of our President to be calling out Cuba on corruption and disparity of wealth. @pbsnews.org
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes I wish I had @maddow.bsky.social on speed dial so I could #PhoneAFriend when trying to articulate my arguments against deeply conservative people I know. I just don't know how to get through to them that the #ReaganParty is dead.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've taken a break from @bsky.app, but it's time to get back out there. I am only one voice, but it still matters.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I usually agree with @jonathancapehart.bsky.social over #DavidBrooks, but I've been thinking about what he said Fri on @pbsnews.org. The century started on #Sept11th. Our culture, govt, world view, etc. changed dramatically on that day. I was 18; I see how much it changed my life path as well.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watching the Portugal/Croatia game, I'm going to suggest that all players shave their heads. They don't want to lose by the flick of their hair. #WorldCup
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If I was a teacher in Texas, I would post the ten commandments in size 5 font. That legally meets the requirements, right?
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The tan suits today made me so happy. Can you remember when that was the big scandal?
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
OMG I miss Brooks so much. @jonathancapehart.bsky.social is taking some deep breaths. Apparently @pbsnews.org found this guy on #Earth2.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
You know, if there was ever a year that needed some #FireHorse energy, it's 2026. #LunarNewYear
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social I want to show a friend the "if predator was sexy" clip that you guys have before the #PredatorBadlands movie. Where can I find that amazingness????
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I don't understand this argument that it's unfair for people to have health insurance if they don't even use it. Isn't that the whole point? You invest in insurance in the case that you may need it. Not to mention that people should be using it for preventative and maintenance care.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
For the last few days I've had this background sample of a beat and a baby making a cute noise stuck in my head. Everyone thought I was hallucinating that this was a song. It hit me out of no where today: "Are you that somebody?" By Aaliyah. I knew I wasn't freaking crazy and it is a song!
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The way @warren.senate.gov looked when RFKjr said anyone in the US can get a vaccine at any pharmacy is about what my face looks like every time he opens his mouth. #RFKHearing
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
#Costco, please fire whoever changed the packing of your half sheet cakes. The flimsy plastic bottom cannot support the heavy cake, and the top pops off continuously. Go back to the heavy duty cardboard boxes they used to come in. Those could actually support the weight and were easier to carry.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Look at the shoes you're filling Look at the blood we're spilling Look at the world we're killing The way we've always done before Look in the doubt we've wallowed Look at the leaders we've followed Look at the lies we've swallowed And I don't want to hear no more - Guns and Roses, Civil War
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Life goal: sleep 20 hrs a day like a koala Reality: takes 10,000 micronaps a day like a nesting chinstrap penguin ....still think the penguins get more sleep than I do though.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
After watching #Ballerina, I feel the need to have a #mythbuster style experiment on flame thrower vs fire hose.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
@theblackkeys.bsky.social concert was life changing. I seriously started crying from happiness during #LittleBlackSubmarines. I'm seriously thinking of going to the Austin concert. Amazing tour opener!!!!!
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Still waiting here for my protesting check #ElonMusk and #Trump said I'm getting.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Some conservative education think tank just cild called me asking for money to stop the #LiberalProgressives from taking away the equality of "free speech" in schools. Yeah, because clearly we should protect the banning of books. 🤦‍♀️
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't plan to ever be in the situation, but if I was on death row, my last meal would totally be @txrh.bsky.social ribs and rolls.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Nesbit now has more plants to hide under! #TortLife
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I think that'd @maddow.msnbc.com was right, but @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com's #Donny2Dolls made me laugh so hard.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
🧵 Who at BCBS/Optum decided that it's a good idea to have a "pill limit" for medications??? I am so glad my #insurance knows so much better than my doctor of how much antidepressants I should take. I'm sure I don't need these meds that keep me from throwing things at idiots. Also........
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Friend who has been in the restaurant industry forever told me it's pretty common for people to hook up at work. Which is disgusting, and I'm going to pretend that never happens anywhere I have eaten. I told him that no one ever does that in software. He told me they do, I am just that oblivious 🤯
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com is cracking me up laughing tonight. #STRUMP! I wonder if it's strumpets working those Fox-y polls.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com saying "Fox-y polls" immediately made me burst out laughing, thinking of some foxy ladies on poles. Brings a whole knew meaning to #PeteHegseth bringing coworkers to strip clubs.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#FunFact: you don't need a religion or organized group to do the ethical thing and be a decent human. #JustSaying
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#Easter, #passover, #candy going on sale, #420day, #NoKings protest...is there anything this weekend doesn't have going for it?
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The Easter Bunny visited Nesbit! #easter #TortLife
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I live in suburban sprawl. Most of the rural communities on the outskirts have been taken over by mansion communities. But go even further and you'll find these tiny one traffic light towns. You get a good look at them going through the 30 mph speed trap. 🧵
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy eat all the chocolate and do the things you gave up for lent day!!!!!!
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
#Trump: "A judge wasn't elected, I was elected." Spoiler alert: Federal judges aren't elected. Also, can a grown man sound any more like he's throwing a tantrum? I'm surprised he didn't stomp his feet and throw himself on the ground dramatically.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
According to #Trump, #EggPrices are now "too low." Really? Then why are all these people decorating marshmallows instead of eggs this year?????
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My therapist says my tortoise is bougie because I made him a mansion. But he seems to like it! Just have to finish it up this weekend, including getting a stand for his day lamp.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Today I discovered @heardislandgov.bsky.social. This has improved my day so much!!!! #FlippersUp
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Good news: Nesbit's new home is finally here! (Turns out #Fedex does not teleport packages.) Bad news: The "perfect fit" was measured using the inside length. So it's too big by a few inches. #EpicFail on my part. 🧵
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Apparently you have to register your car even in the visitor parking at my apt complex. Which we learned after my friend's car disappeared. Our main takeaway from the night: tow trucks are awesome! They have these little arm things that come out and hug the front tires. It's really cute.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Last night I went to dinner with friends. We seriously spent a good portion of the conversation sharing ideas and information on how to leave the country. It turns out I'm not the only one scared.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#FedEx must have invented teleportation or something. I have no idea how Nesbit's new home is supposed to be here today, much less now, when it's on its way to Louisiana.
FedEx tracking screenshot. On the way to Gibsland, LA. To Richardson, TX today.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Damn, the first season of #ThePitt was amazing. I can't wait to see what they come up with for the next season. I really hope they stick to the hour by hour format. It gives the show a depth and flow that other medical dramas don't achieve.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Today I had thoughtful conversations with people online that didn't devolve into being threatened, harassed, or degraded. It's nice to know that can still happen. Even if it started as sleep deprived rambling into the void on my part. It gave me a lot to think about today.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
People seem to think I would be crazy bored if I won the lottery and quit my job. Really, I wouldn't. But if by some crazy chance I did, I would just go volunteer as a page at the library. What could possibly be better than shelving books all day???? #NationalLibraryWeek #BookSky #ThatBookSmell
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Happy #NationalLibraryWeek, #BookSky! Go get a FREE library card! Donate old books and movies! Not into physical copies? Check if your library is on #Libby for eBooks and audiobooks. The #IMLS has been slashed; we must fight to keep these local gold mines of knowledge and support.
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This Podcast Will Kill You @tpwky.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We're back with season 8! Already! We've got a big season planned but first up is a two-parter on childhood vaccines. What's included in the schedule and what diseases are we protecting against? Tune in now for all the details! Image from Science Museum of London.
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Why are all these people asking if this was what 2008 felt like? It is not like everyone wasn't here for it. It was only seven............teen.....years ago. Fuck. I somehow got old. #recession #tariffs
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Goddes Elli @goddess-elli.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm getting tired of the what-about-ism when it comes to the Israel/Palestine disaster. That area of the world has been a hot mess for millennia. I highly doubt that there is any US President that could get Netanyahu to stop. And turning it into a resort definitely won't help.
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