Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My coworkers say this joke to me at least 6 to 7 times a week and every time they do I get violent and start punching myself in the face in the bathroom when no one notices 231
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My boss forgot that we have this account ngl. I also run the twitter. They genuinely don’t ever ask about what I post here. Ask me a question and I’ll spill Texas Roadhouse secrets idc 021
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We don’t give a fuck about 9/11 btw. The innocent American lives lost are terrible yes, but our government used it to justify the murder of millions of innocent Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan. We fabricated a lie of WMDs so that our country could do infinite 9/11s on Muslim people. 100
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One year ago we lost a dear friend and patriot, Charlie Kirk. We have collaborated with @TPUSA’s Erika Kirk to serve a drink in his honor. Free with every purchase of a cactus blossom you will receive a Necktini. We carry the flame, lets throw a steak on it! 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Straight up s t @ b ice in the fucking neck. Make them bleed bro. Fucking klLL ice bro 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Why is this fucking news? No shit we are gonna be closed. Spend time with your family bro. 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Kirk Donald Trump and you’ll be reincarnated as our bread and cinnamon butter. 🫶 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 22/11/2025You were a good boy in there Shane. You earned your rolls 😏 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This is the one and only Texas Roadhouse account and we are here to say we do not condemn the manner in which Charlie Kirk died. You don’t like it? Go eat at Outback. 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I dare yall to try and get my fired for saying fuck Charlie Kirk. I don’t give a shit about this fuck ass job. 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Who is coming into Texas Roadhouse after hearing about Charlie Kirk getting turned into a Jackson Pollock? 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’ll bet you an onion blossom that this is the official Texas Roadhouse account 😘 100
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Saturday September 6th at 12:48 Central Standard time. 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 29/08/2025If I don’t get Texas road house tonight I might kms 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Heads up if you come into Texas Roadhouse with these kinds of hate symbols on, I’m blowing your head smoove off. 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Grow the fuck up or go at at outback you fucking baby. You knew what you were signing up for 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 18/05/2025John Lennon has a song about what he thinks women of the world are. Don’t look up what he thinks they are trust me 020
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Boyfriend didn’t want to split an order of rattlesnake bites 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Farted and it smelled like the Herb Crusted Chicken omfgggg 🥰 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025You’re being so fucking dramatic. Get over it Jesus Christ 110
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Jayson Tatum ruptured his Achilles. TXRH rolls can’t even make me feel better. This is god damn bullshit. 000
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 12/05/2025We would be happy to be your last meal as you leave your mortal toil. This flesh prison is temporary but TXRH is forever 🫶 010
Texas Roadhouse @txrh.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy Mother’s Day! If you’re a Mother request the special and one of our line cooks will eat you out 💐 ☺️ 010
