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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Inspirational tbh
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marawis @marawis.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
#inktober #inktober2023 Day 2: Spiders For a mindflayer is not enough to have a big brain, you also need to know where to place the big INT I guess. Zolin "Trickster" the magenta ulitharid is a character by @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social #marawisart
A magenta ulitharid, with a deranged look, says “We have the means, the understanding, the technology, TO ALLOW SPIDERS TO TALK WITH CATS” as they unveil a cat and a spider on a box each, connected with a cord telephone.
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MaaronSpiderweber🕷️🕸️🎃 @maaronweber.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Early 90s, outside of Denver Co. Exploring a 1/2 built neighborhood development on edge of town w/friends. Supposedly on cursed/haunted land. After a while we hear an old timey record player come on? It gets louder & louder till it’s so loud we have to run away from the painful sound. W…tf?!
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Hot girls be like “oopsie hit the curb hehe”
A car flying thru the air
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Punto / Toby - Looking for Work @punto.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Lil Astarion doodle. I'm in love with his shape language
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Black Wand Leather @blackwand.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I debuted these wrist cuffs at the NYC Comic Con back in 2019 when I was just a wee little leather crafter. I think they could probably use updated product photos 😂
Black leather wrist cuff with ttrpg dice shapes cut out showing a red suede backing.Brown leather wrist cuff with a braided leather band across it.Double wrapped leather bracelet with "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" stamped upon in Runic code
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
psst. if any of you are monster fuckers and really like mindflayers, here you go. archiveofourown.org/works/499244...
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 06/09/2023
DICK PUNCH EVERY SUIT is still coming. Check out some of the work done! Things are getting very close to done. Just been consumed lately by gig work to squeeze out survival moneys. But TODAY you will be able to live the DICK PUNCHing dream! #TTRPG #IndieGameDev #Capitalism
Cover image for PDF book "DICK PUNCH EVERY SUIT"
light tan background, with two businesspeople in the foreground both in tailored black suits.
figure on left if a blonde woman wearing red boxing gloves and heels, kneeling on one knee, punching the man on the right in the dick
figure on right is a man wearing black boxing gloves screaming in pain as he receives a blow to the groin

top left text in messy typewriter style "DICK PUNCH EVERY SUIT"
before the woman at an angle in red text "Though Punks"
underneath in the figures in bold typewriter text "by rev casey corpo smashing ttrpg".Black and white sketch art of woman in boxing gloves punching a man in the groin as he screams in pain, both in formal businesswear

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Corporations went too far. Executives too out of touch. Managers cared too little. Workers had too much. The REVOLUTION began. 
Office buildings are now hardened fortresses. Even a minor delivery undergoes deep background checks before gaining entry. 
Full files and work history were generated on your behalf. You are part a key REVOLUTIONary cell, after all. In place for months, you finally receive the signal. It is time. You must fulfill one simple mission: DICK PUNCH EVERY SUIT.

WRITTEN BY REV CASEY
PUBLISHED BY THOUGHT PUNKSYOUR DICK PUNCHING REVOLUTIONARY
•	Deep Cover: Department (any but HR) and (non-management) position
•	Bad Day: Describe the Very Bad Day™ you had that sent you over the edge.
o	Describe one type of corporate BS part of it you’re now immune to
o	One type you can no longer resist or stand up against
o	One that makes you insubordinate
•	Particular Set of Skills: Describe your overall expertise persona or character concept.
o	One career, interest, or hobby pursuit you auto-succeed at, but nobody believes your expertise
o	One you auto-fail at, but everyone believes your expertise
o	One you auto-succeed at, but believe you are terrible at
o	One you auto-fail at, but believe you are a leading expert in
•	Breakroom Buddies: Describe one shared memory when you worked together on a work issue or banded together on a workplace committee.Game System
Set the scene. Where are you? Who is around? What’s happening? Then decide what your character would do.
Describe what you are attempting to do. If the outcome is interesting and uncertain, make a roll. Roll 2 dice. Keep the highest die. If there are disadvantages, roll 1 die. If many or severe, roll 2 dice and keep the lower result. If there are advantages, roll 3 dice. If many or strong, roll 4 dice.
•	1-2: Full failure; suffer strong consequences, enemies win.
•	3-4: Mixed results; partial consequences and partial success, weak consequences to both self & enemy
•	5-6: Clean win; avoid consequences, fully succeed, overcome enemy
•	Multiple 6s: Epic win; succeed beyond expectations, receive extra benefits
Never auto-fail or auto-succeed for DICK PUNCHing. DICK PUNCHing is by default considered to be difficult with a simple disadvantage. Suits are all management and executive employees, as well as their sycophants and apologists. 
•	DICK PUNCHed Suits fall out of commission
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Abby 🦑 @abby-splaty.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Hi I draw funny Splatoon images
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I see that bluesky finally added native emoji.😍🤩
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Alyssa Homan 🖤🦋 @ohmanhoman.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
He's been bird peeping all morning. @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Lol working fast food at a college campus. The customers are nice at least!
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Jenni S-G @jennisg.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
I’m having fun with watercolors
Watercolor painting of petals and leaves in different colors
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
If you're an artist that draws like hot robots, hmu pls
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqsvg_eX5w
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The Very Best of Jazz Divas Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Mildred Bailey
The Very Best of Jazz Divas Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Mildred Bailey The Very Best of Jazz Divas Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Mildred Bailey ...
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
i wanna eat a fat fuckin borger
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cats with confusing aura @catswithaura.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
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Rummy 🔞 @rumlockerart.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Guardian Exo for @kit.vision from @karew.wtf
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 13/08/2023
more Baldur's Gate 3: Karlach my beloved (also, you can use channel points to have gobbo say stuff!) www.twitch.tv/jocat
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 13/08/2023
L+ratio+you have no housecarls+you arent a thane of any holds+your ass isnt going to sovngarde
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
WOTC: We're not gonna ban Ilya from working with us because ThAt WoUlDn'T bE fAiR! It wasn't fair to April Prime to have her concept art fed through an AI either.
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
WOTC is gonna continue working with Ilya lmfaooooo
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Ilya Skhipin: *submits art with wolves for human paws* WOTC:
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Pic of a rainbow I took on a walk with hubby
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
New shoes 😻😻
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Caitlin 🏝️ @cvh.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
someday I'll shut up about the unicorn tapestries but have you considered: -bunny butt -chill frog
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Just thinking these oddly erotic bullying stock images again. Why was the one girl wearing two jackets and 3 shirts???
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
hungy
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
The shit I find on Temu is hilarious.
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I'm so eepy
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Why aren't there any emojis on this damn website? :)
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Snakes in Hats @snakesinhats.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
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cats with confusing aura @catswithaura.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 28/07/2023
These guys will pay so much money to not learn how to draw.
Monthly cost breakdown of AI image generation tools from an idiot on twitter
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/07/2023
I'm starting a crew who's in
picture of Eric Carle's Very Hungry Caterpillar captioned 
REJECT TASKS
EMBRACE COCOON
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
does anyone on here like splatoon?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/07/2023
"Use the pool water to flood the server room to delete the surveillance footage" is the most Sierra adventure game solution to a problem I've ever heard
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Snakes in Hats @snakesinhats.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg1B398YD5A
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Elon Musk is going to Jail | Hasan reacts
Elon Musk is going to Jail | Hasan reactsHasanabi (AKA Hasan Piker) is an American Twitch streamer and political commentator. He is known for covering the ne...
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Alan Kyle @alank.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
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Marika Paz @marikapaz.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Just wanna go find a good spot in the meadow to read my book
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Are there any TTRPG people here on bluesky yet?
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOJkUpAQBw8 Oh boy. WOTC out to ruin another classic setting.
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Planescape Limited Edition Cover and More of My Thoughts | Nerd Immersion
So we received a little more information about Planescape: Adventures in the Multiverse that I wanted to showcase. Also several of you asked me to express my...
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
holy shit this is the first social media to convince me to download it's app. congrats ya'll.
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Lesbian boyfriend @deadflowerdotexe.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Ok bluesky today's Spanish phrase is "muerte a la burguesía". Can you say muerte a la burguesía? That means death to the bourgeoisie! Very good
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Why you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
When I open the box of food
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Goblin Dice Addict @goblindiceaddict.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Oh to be a fly on the wall in a twitter board meeting.
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