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Mr 'DG' Goater

@goatermaths.bsky.social
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✝️ Surrey boy moved to the Midlands. Teach Maths in Leicestershire, #CoreMaths lead

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.
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Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
Alt: Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've just started wearing my smart watch again after many months of not and I've remembered that I hate how it says I've had excellent sleep when I really haven't. This morning even the watch is saying I had a bad night. Just under 8 hours in bed, just over 5 actually asleep 🫩🫩🫩
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My kids have often referred to Lindors as Dumbledores 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decided to read an Austen next. Trying to decide which of the 3 I've not read yet to do so I looked up some rankings. Both myself and my wife were appalled to see Northanger Abbey at the bottom of several people's lists!? NA is hilarious, possibly my favourite so far. #BookSky
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I got told off by a year 8 in #MathsToday. I was saluting General Form, as you must always do whenever he's mentioned, without explaining myself, as ever, and when I was later circulating she told me I was doing the US salute rather than the British one!? Just looked it up and she's right 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woah. Get home from after-school footie to see the football news 👀 the hammer is finally going to fall! 🔨
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Zero. Yuck.
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Ted Lasso: Jason Sudeikis Hates Tea
Alt: Ted Lasso: Jason Sudeikis Hates Tea
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James Murphy @jamespmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly this. The idea that working class kids need something ‘different’. The utter snobbery and patrician condescension. I’m mostly centre left but this drivel from Labour is so tired, lazy and inadequate.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Amazon have apparently cancelled Ride or Die 😭 they keep making Rings of Power but cancel Ride or Die (and Stargate before it even got made). Just ridiculous
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I genuinely got my SAD lamp out on my desk at school yesterday with no recognition of the date 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoops. Went to a Lego fair thing today. #TheTruthIsOutThere #X-Files #LEGO
A LEGO X-Files set box with a handwritten price reading £160
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's a pirate's favourite letter? R. But I also be accepting the C! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's a pirate's favourite crime? Tax evasion! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THREEEEEEE NIL #COYB
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Discovered I was a fair bit ahead of the other yr12 mechanics teacher so #MathsToday I used the "Floppy Hair" problem from Underground Maths to do some deeper differentiation practice. Really good level of challenge for the class :D
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What... The... 😱
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went to Prezzo tonight with family and parents (their treat, obvs 😍) and had something new - the beef and mash, rich gravy with tenderstem broccoli. Oh my. They weren't kidding calling the gravy rich. The beef was so tender too. Just... phwoar.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There's nout much more satisfying than wrapping a present really well 😁
A well wrapped present in recyclable Happy Birthday paper
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨 WHEN WILL I USE THIS IN LIFE ALERT 🚨 last night's Taskmaster has a task that requires them to work out the height of a tower (in beans) and tries to get them to use trig 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm still reeling from seeing this before school today. It's so staggeringly dumb
Advertising for the chartered teacher qualification that reads "I don't think you can *under*estimate [emphasis my own] how it changes you as a teacher, having completed the CTeach"
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In #MathsToday, I shouted "PLUS C" a lot as I introduced integration to two different year 12 classes 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm sorry, you don't think you can UNDERestimate how it changes you!? Interesting marketing technique...
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got caught short today and had to use a public car charger for the first time. Really exciting 😂 half a charge for just over £3 👍
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well that was a terrible night's sleep 🫩
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A few lessons into teaching a foundation yr11 set (new to me) in #MathsToday after finding them scarily weak on equation solving 3 lessons ago, had them solving inequalities with the variable on both sides. Satisfying progress :)
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Doing some fun looking up of classes of yr 12 students in order to know who to target to recruit more to #COREMaths using xlookup - so handy :D #ExcelToday
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CantabKitty @cantabkitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Delivering my first all-staff inset. Two speakers before me. 1st: "I have adhd" 2nd: "over the summer I was diagnosed with adhd" Me: I don't have any diagnoses My colleagues: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HT: not yet! My HoY: laughs THE LOUDEST
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Alison Charlton @alicharlo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hand drawing of Mr Coyote holding a blank sign. 

Q: here i made you a template, you can keep it

do you think i could be an animator someday, my mom says this is a masterpiece.

A: Photo of Mr Coyote holding up hand drawn sign
Q: Hand drawn template with image of photo of Mr Coyote holding up hand drawn sign
A:  Photo of Mr Coyote holding up hand drawn template with image of photo of Mr Coyote holding up hand drawn sign
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YES! This show is so so good. Come for Hannah Waddingham, stay because it's a damn good show
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
First lesson with my second yr12 A level group #MathsToday. Differentiation from first principles! I'd never taught it before this week, don't even remember it from being a student haha, but it's good fun isn't it? Some good old solid bashing through some algebra
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#MathsToday had me doing compound growth and decay problems with top 11s. I struggled to know how to break it down to mwb-able tasks so it wasn't a great lesson for me. All the questions are just so wordy. Many were weak on rearranging which got them stuck, others just flew through
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New job, I'm commuting by car properly for the first time. Bought an electric for it, but wife has done her knee in so I'm using the manual petrol. Just put £40 in and realised that'll do me about 6 days of commuting. WHAT!? Insane amounts of money :(
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Jonathan Mountstevens @mrmountstevens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hate being forced to say that I agree with a Tory politician, but I fear Laura Trott is right about this.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
An amazing #COREMaths resource in here!
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching Prince of Egypt with the kids. I forgot how brilliant this film is 😍
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just won a game of Scrabble against my creative writing and English Lit graduate wife 😁
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well that was a wonderful match for my #FPL team 😁
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Emily Rae @ecrmaths.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I suspect the people at Tesco probably don't care about the return of the SD button as much as we do 😄
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#MathsToday I had a beautiful one off day. Year 12s don't start till next week, I'd normally have yr12 lessons 1-4, finishing off with yr8 lesson 5. So the noise cancelling headphones went on and I got my head round loads of #COREMaths admin. Satisfying. Ending with % decimal multipliers with year 8
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The two year old just threw his dinner across the room because we didn't have any more broccoli to give him... he'd already had some of our plates and demanded all of his 5yo brother's. So, yeah. That's a thing that happened
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, now Tim Curry too :'(
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#MathsToday was wonderful to be back in the classroom at long last! Literally staggered through the front door and collapsed into bed for an hour's kip when I got home 😂
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh dear I've done a post that requires both reading comprehension and a sense of humour. Whoops.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday morning Match of the Day! The season is back 😁
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎵 ooohhhhhh wanna dance with Sangaré! Wanna win the league with Sangareeeeee! ... with Sangaré from Mali! 🎵 Brentford new boy getting my first assist on #FPL of the season 😀 #COYB
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To celebrate being back in work today, just got back from finally seeing The Odyssey at the cinema with friends. Yeahhh, that was pretty good, wasn't it? 😄
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So, I haven't spoken about this on here before. I'm not going into details, but I've been out of work since April. It has been horrendous. Tomorrow I start my new job at an amazing school, in an incredible department, with my first TLR! Beyond excited 🥳🥳🥳
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh my. I just ate my first TimTam. Saying they're like Penguins but better is massively underselling them!
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The student I tutor got a 9 😃 so I'm going to go round saying that 100% of the students I've tutored through GCSE have got 9s 😂 (as we all know, it wasn't me, she worked her socks off)
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