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Mr 'DG' Goater

@goatermaths.bsky.social
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✝️ Surrey boy moved to the Midlands. Teach Maths in Leicestershire, #CoreMaths lead

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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uggh. This victim mindset is the worst thing about the recent explosion in awareness.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've ranted about such rules on here before, I'm now working under one! It's not quite as bad as I imagined, but it certainly does have it's frustrations. Still not a fan
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love that town :) last Friday saw me realise how unfit I am, playing 5 a side after work. Sunday saw me do a (very) little run, promising to get back into it. Been ill ever since!
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My last place had everyone in normal smart wear for INSET. Which no one told me before my first day...
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So this lineup of Celebrity Traitors has convinced the wife and me to watch. We've never seen an episode before (I cannot stand a certain fringed presenter and do everything to avoid her). What do we need to know? Is it just a big complex game of mafia?
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Book #28 (Audiobook): Well I couldn't not, after so enjoying the first. This is a fantastic follow up. So so funny, yet so so gripping. The twist in the post script was *chef's kiss*. Loving the free Audiobooks from my local library via BorrowBox! #BookSky
Audiobook cover for "The Hotel Avocado" by Bob Mortimer. A plain mustardy yellow background with an outline of a sliced avocado in the centre, a squirrel sat in the hole where the stone would be. Author name up above in bold, book title in a cursive handwritten style underneath
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I only discovered the convention a couple years ago. ~6 years into teaching, after a Maths degree, maths and further maths a level and everything below, all way after 1925!
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One time my wife added them to enchiladas to try and get more good stuff into the kids. Eldest found one and freaked out. To this day whenever we have anything with a sauce he'll ask if there are lentils in it! He did it to a lasagne just this week -_-
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.
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Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I only have to charge it every 4 days or so :) I've never had an issue
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My throat has been sand paper all night. Plus the almost 3 yr old was also coughing through the night. Uggh.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've just started wearing my smart watch again after many months of not and I've remembered that I hate how it says I've had excellent sleep when I really haven't. This morning even the watch is saying I had a bad night. Just under 8 hours in bed, just over 5 actually asleep 🫩🫩🫩
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was gonna say the whole revamp strikes me as a teacher selling off their website they'd built up with a massive user base to a corporation
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before moving, my eldest's class had a group, it was just used for reminding each other of events and then arranging Christmas and end of year teacher gifts haha. I'd be happy with my classes having groups like that ;)
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My kids have often referred to Lindors as Dumbledores 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the satire is the thing, the reason I love it, the reason many don't - they just don't get it 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the record, I've read NA, P&P, and S&S. Going for Emma next
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decided to read an Austen next. Trying to decide which of the 3 I've not read yet to do so I looked up some rankings. Both myself and my wife were appalled to see Northanger Abbey at the bottom of several people's lists!? NA is hilarious, possibly my favourite so far. #BookSky
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's just one school so can't say for sure it's due to the exam board... 👀
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of our intake schools does OCR for GCSE and so they haven't met function notation and they always seem weaker on their algebra
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks, I literally had no idea 😄 and now I know
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G.I. Joe: Knowing Is Half The Battle
Alt: G.I. Joe: Knowing Is Half The Battle
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Book #27 (eBook): oh my word. What a terrible terrible bore fest! I can't get over the contrast of how bad this was compared with how good Journey to the Centre of the Earth was. I had Moby Dick lined up next but I'm not risking another sea bound bore fest. Uggh. #BookSky
Puffin Classics book cover for Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Red Dwarf Rimmer's Iconic Salute
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I got told off by a year 8 in #MathsToday. I was saluting General Form, as you must always do whenever he's mentioned, without explaining myself, as ever, and when I was later circulating she told me I was doing the US salute rather than the British one!? Just looked it up and she's right 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, I cannot believe how unfit I am now that I'm not cycling to and from work every day 😵
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woah. Get home from after-school footie to see the football news 👀 the hammer is finally going to fall! 🔨
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Zero. Yuck.
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Ted Lasso: Jason Sudeikis Hates Tea
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James Murphy @jamespmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exactly this. The idea that working class kids need something ‘different’. The utter snobbery and patrician condescension. I’m mostly centre left but this drivel from Labour is so tired, lazy and inadequate.
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Amazon have apparently cancelled Ride or Die 😭 they keep making Rings of Power but cancel Ride or Die (and Stargate before it even got made). Just ridiculous
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I genuinely got my SAD lamp out on my desk at school yesterday with no recognition of the date 😂
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Book #26 (audiobook): I don't go for recent fiction usually, but this was recommended me and I love Bob Mortimer so I gave it a go. So glad I did. Too funny 😁 fairly gripping story to boot. Audiobook read by the man himself and Sally Phillips was sublime #BookSky
Audiobook cover for The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer. A blue background features a large orange satsuma with the silhouette of a squirrel standing inside it along the bottom
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also this
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whoops. Went to a Lego fair thing today. #TheTruthIsOutThere #X-Files #LEGO
A LEGO X-Files set box with a handwritten price reading £160
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had my first experience of an Odeon Luxe the other week for the Odyssey. I don't think I can ever go back haha
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's a pirate's favourite letter? R. But I also be accepting the C! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's a pirate's favourite crime? Tax evasion! #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it the one with Alan Cumming? That's an amazing audiobook
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another vote for C0
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THREEEEEEE NIL #COYB
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the hell? I can't even work out what this means
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, and the cost of course lol
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My biggest issue with it which DrFrost does a million times better is the help videos
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DrFrost is far superior to... that company IMHO. I spoke to him at a MathConf the other month and when I said the only thing it's missing is automated homeworks, he said that it was in the pipeline!
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ooh! Another reason to use GEMS that an ex-colleague used to talk about, we'd get to use SMEG when reversing 😂😂😂
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Smeghead Sign Reveal
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do it. 100%
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Discovered I was a fair bit ahead of the other yr12 mechanics teacher so #MathsToday I used the "Floppy Hair" problem from Underground Maths to do some deeper differentiation practice. Really good level of challenge for the class :D
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, I graduated my maths degree in 2015, I still did all my notes on paper 🤷
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Mr 'DG' Goater @goatermaths.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wooo woop! Big up the SFC crew! 😁
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