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Lisa Dusseau

@goalie39.bsky.social
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Playing goalie is like trying to be athletic while wearing a sofa.

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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Fired because they had been investigating retention of classified documents at Mar A Shit Lagoon.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
They're ghouls. All of them. MAGA, eff you for what you've done.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's regime change. It's not about regime change. It will take a couple of days. It could take weeks. Iran was a threat. Israel was going to anyway. I'm not easily distracted. Look at those drapes. I'm not about forever wars. Forever wars can be won from the air. We might need boots on the ground...
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The next week is going to be busy in my house, taking care of all the things that didn't happen during the Olympics. Yes I love sports! 😁
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wow, thank you for bringing this to light. It's absolutely sinister to do something like this.
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TruBlu 🌊🌊🌊 @trublu268.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I hope they feel like fucking assholes right now.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
The Gravamen of the Disclosure

4. The gravamen of the disclosure is as follows: 
a. By memorandum dated May 12, 2025 (“the May 12 Memo”), Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons authorizes ICE agents to forcibly enter into certain people’s homes without a judicial warrant, consent, or an emergency.

b. Specifically, in the May 12 Memo, the Acting ICE Director authorized ICE Agents to rely on Form I-205 (which is not a judicial warrant) to enter the residence of an alien subject to a final order of deportation, without consent, including by “a necessary and reasonable amount of force.”2c. While addressed to “All ICE Personnel,” in practice the May 12 Memo has not been formally distributed to all personnel. Instead, the May 12 Memo has been provided to select DHS officials who are then directed to verbally brief the new policy for action. Those supervisors then show the Memo to some employees, like our clients, and direct them to read the Memo and return it to the supervisor.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I see The Frangelico Fuhrer is at the NCAA National Championship game tonight. He'll probably want that trophy too.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.
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💙❤️💙Mia💙❤️💙 @mommamia.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No words.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Please SHARE if you agree!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Well, the huge scandal surrounding the University of Michigan football team has provided a much needed break from Trump. (heavy sarcasm).
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I just came up with my next protest sign: GOP = Ghouls Or Pedophiles (You choose, either is correct)
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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Repost. Or make your own. It’s time everyone speaks up.
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 30/09/2025
They’re gaming the midterms by erasing districts like Jasmine Crockett’s and silencing Black and Brown voices. California, you can stop them. Vote YES on Prop 50❕
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Lots of people making money off the TACO...
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theglovesareoff.bsky.social @theglovesareoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
No further comment required.
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RiffRaff @riffraff79.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#Blutoid
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
OUTRAGEOUS 🤯 Trump denying hurricane relief to North Carolina because voters there rejected his flawed endorsed candidate Mark Robinson and elected Democrat Josh Stein as their new Governor Get ready for it America: vengeful Trump will withhold disaster relief from your community too
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Seen in a London gift shop. They don't like him either.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
DID YOU TRY TURNING THE UMPIRE OFF THEN BACK ON AGAIN
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
As reported this morning on Detroit's NBC affiliate WDIV, 47's new tariffs on autos and their parts might add $15k to the price of a new car. All that "winning" as he absolutely tanks the economy. Hey MAGA, how's your 401k doing?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Share if you agree. 🇨🇦 🇲🇽
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Mark my words, at some point in the not too distant future, large protests will become too much of a threat and martial law will be enacted. Will the military follow dear leader or the Constitution? Will SCOTUS? For us, I pray it's the latter.
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 25/02/2025
Brad Schimel is lying about abortion! Behind closed doors, he says he'll ban it. Susan Crawford will uphold the freedoms that Wisconsinites hold dear. 🗳️ Toolkit for WI Supreme Court race ➡️ social.demcast.com/toolkit/WISu...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This gets my vote for tweet/post of the year. This is a RED ALERT post. This is exactly why he’s doing it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/02/2025
Crockett: He went from being the dork that was jumping around on stage to allegedly being this amazing genius that's gonna save a country he wasn't born in, and one that maybe he doesn't agree w/the idea of a democratic republic, considering the fact he may have been more on the side of apartheid.
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Kathy W @jabber-wocky.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Please repost and amplify!
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Let's be clear: Rethiglicans are sitting idly by while Elon and his orange sock puppet eviscerate our democracy. Anybody with an"R" by their name is complicit with treason.
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The Dangerous Ones @thedangerousones.com · 14/02/2025
Who else thinks the Democrats should form a SHADOW CABINET to organize against Trump’s appointees? ✋ Pass it on:
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Why Democrats MUST Form a 'SHADOW CABINET'
Rep. Wiley Nickel breaks down how we should organize our opposition to Trump.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Watching "GMA" this morning and they are talking about the destruction of our government like it's being sent to Weight Watchers or being put on Wegovy. "Reduction" "Downsizing", when actually it's more like this scene from "Fargo":
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Thom Hartmann talked about this last week. The article said that the head of the Betar Zionist group is working with pro Israel senators Cruz and Fetterman in hopes of getting protestors deported. What. The. Hell. is Fetterman doing? www-timesofisrael-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.time...
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US Jewish group targets anti-Israel protesters in hopes Trump will deport them | The Times of Israel
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Were you the first person to say that 47 wanted Gaza for a resort? Someone on Progress did.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Rashida Talib has gone dark. What a surprise. She convinced Arab Americans that Biden was the devil, turned Michigan red with her fucked up "protest votes". She sold her own people down the river and now she's silent as ethnic cleansing in Gaza commences. Good job Dearborn, well played.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Americans are about to learn some economics.
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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If a Black child took a candy bar from a supermarket without paying, 10 cops would have them face down on the pavement. Elon and his Hitler Youth Brigade are literally ransacking the government as we speak and NOT A SINGLE SENATOR has gone over with security and with media to stop them.
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don't know if the sorry state of the organic produce at my Kroger is because they don't take care of it, or if I'm seeing the result of farm workers being scared to show up. The produce is wilted and limp. Either way, I was shocked to see this today:
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I'm afraid we're beyond a coup helping us. The USA and its ideals are gone in less than two weeks. Welcome to the newest shithole dictatorship in the world.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Go protest Trump this weekend, use hashtags: #3E #USprotest #endimpunity
Cool little visual
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Tracy Eastwood @tracyeastwood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
📍January 20: FAA director fired 📍January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen 📍January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded 📍January 28: Buyout-retirement demand sent to existing employees 📍January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
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Lisa Dusseau @goalie39.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
47 Is at the lectern now for a press conference about the crash. I could only tolerate 15 seconds before I turned on classical music. That guy is a complete fucking moron of the highest (or lowest?) level. I have no idea how we survive 4 weeks, let alone 4 years.
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