Reposted by Gnomey the Pirate Lover
I liked it better the way I heard a cardiologist say it: “The good news is it appears to be quite difficult to kill you.”
Gnomey the Pirate Lover
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![[first day at Domino's]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don't f*ck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don't f*ck them
Cook: don't f*ck the pizzas dude
Me: I'm n-
Customer: that guy's not gonna f*ck my pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he won't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreihcqfdtegus5zfua26v7mc4rvvkanxgv22cuo3xmksea6dke6tzs4)
![@feraljokes on x
This reads different if you were unaware there was a film called Heat
@cinemascene4
al pacino in heat
[pics of al pacino - one where he looks feral]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreif37kaxcwii2p3rglovnhbyggvayf6ofupl46w52attnmm2ztznda)
