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If anyone’s looking for a Canadian green card husband, hit me up. I’m basically sexless, have two cute doggies, and I do most of my crying in the car. Weirdos only.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Watched the news for five minutes and I gotta say, I’ve never been less horny.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Wanna come over and hit me with a frying pan?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

*at McDonalds This happy meal better fuckin work.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

It’s a great day to be a stupid motherfucker.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Someone knocked on my door last night, so I yelled, “I’M NOT HOME!” and I think I handled that really well.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

This account would be way better if I had a sense of humour.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

*absolutely engulfed in flames I’m doing okay, I guess.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Happy Pride to all the closeted married guys I’ve given blowjobs to!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

But what if being batshit crazy is the only thing keeping me alive at this point?

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

*getting stabbed to death Oh wow, you have a really pretty smile.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Missed my workout today, which makes it 4,257 consecutive days.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Please stop trying to include me in things, I’m not interested.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I’ve never fit in anywhere in my entire life and I could not be more grateful.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Sometimes things work out and sometimes you’re me.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

The News. Watch. Wince. Repeat.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Anyone with laryngitis can be a hoarse whisperer.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I'm not so much a social butterfly as I am a misanthropic moth.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

The world is dangerously close to running out of food for thought.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I got snapshots of my grandfather living in the old country and from his years in the US. We call the photos Be Foreign After.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I remember years ago when anthropologist Jane Goodall reshaped our understanding of chimpanzees. I really miss the Goodall days.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

We reached the midpoint of 2025. Half a great rest of the year.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

As it happens, I wasn't prepared for this month. It was too much, too June.

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