Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rigorous appreciation, badge. Footnoted funtimes. 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Googling, googling,googling. Yeah he did. He wore a comic hat. Ages ago. I guess that was it. 000 0
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yer hero awoke, a melodic themetune "rasta prince charles" bursting from idiot lips. Fakely remembering a cursed VHS of a lost pilot episode. Phil Cool unrealistically expecting plaudits. 100 1
Reposted by Torbin spiggotScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 12/10/2025In 1971, comics legend Jack Kirby created SPIRIT WORLD, an adult-oriented magazine based around the paranormal. Featuring his trademark collages, Spirit World freaked DC Comics out so much that they published it under a non-existent imprint, Hampshire Distributors! 59016 90
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Got an email from evri saying they had my parcel so long ago I'm beginning to think I missed the ransom demand 020 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 11/04/2025When I were a lad we stirred a spoon of speedy cut mdma into a mug of mellowbirds and glared our woes down without recourse to DICTIONARIES pff 010 1
Reposted by Torbin spiggotUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024for the potato fears not death 589229823782 23K
Reposted by Torbin spiggotGHOST TELEGRAM @ghost-telegram.bsky.social · 19/12/2024> I M GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop- "Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?" > NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop- "But--wait, wha-" > WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS- 021 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 18/12/2024To be right "been listening to the new ohsees one a lot" could be from any point in the last 15 year or so. #evergreencontent 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Ah. Yup gerbils are hard to dislike I guess. Have you though about joining some sort of club? 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 18/12/2024That ohsees has been clattering round the house a fair bit this year. Belter. 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 16/12/2024"the size of them things I'm amazed they can fly" etcetc 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Egg lols remain evergreen. Unless this is some fashion advice and I have to find a way of smearing yolk into my mulletntache combo before mad Friday (ladsladslads) 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 06/12/2024No wrapped conveys the beautiful pale teal of this ancient danish hardcore banger 020 2
Reposted by Torbin spiggotGHOST TELEGRAM @ghost-telegram.bsky.social · 04/12/2024> POST DEATH -comma stop- EXERCISING NEWFOUND METAPHYSICAL MIGHT 2 CONVEY THE URGENT EPIPHANIC EXISTENTIAL TRUTH HUMANITY THIRSTS TO KNOW -exclamation stop- (bakes poorly rendered face into flour tortilla) 011 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Sherlock retreats to his polymath mindpalace, I glare down an oil-projector lysergic freakout scene from dirty harry until it offers a magic eye painting slack retina clarity of where I left me baccy tin. We all got our Moriarty, dammit. 031 3
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Never buy from a man clearly dressed hair-to-scholls in britishsky grey 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Legit traction on the shite spouting. Ai roast generator failed to generate owt. Up yer mudeye, skynet 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Grateful to TheMagicOfTheCup TM for the opportunity to hear loudly Yorkshire profanities yelled on a Sunday. Been a while since I had dinner at me mothers 020 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Ha! Although I did think 2Gs as in "eggheaded cunt" was a long outed pillock, odd to see it reported as revelation 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Never saw a trumpet at Goole tbh. Not even in the cash converters. 000 0
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Exactly that. Would've never of bin aloud in the days of Dave "big Dave" Ogg, but he's just doing the documentaries now and the young crew all want to be youtubers innit etc etc 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The infiltration of brass band plonker down to this level is a sad symptom of the loss of committed hooliganism. 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Advertising hoardings for local skip hire is life M8. 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Commentator bingo card filling up nicely. Billy sharp is a natural goalscorer. Still doing the business at 38. At this level. 120 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I've heard of "art" I've yet to see it applied to a plate of chips and gravy. 010 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Laddo on a train out of Glasgow Charing cross this morning in red jeans and a red winter coat. #isyersleighinthegaragepal 020 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I was convinced they thrust from the terroir on woody stumps like some sort of Mediterranean sprout 000 0
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Solid nowt each against bottom-of-the-heap Carlisle for my lot. Some game innit. 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024*excerpt from parish council minutes after exceptional filibustering display from the neighbourhood watch captain, who was facing mutterings of lax noseyparkering and dereliction of snooping* 020 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Throbbing belligerence at the notion of bunkering output from all-seeing derivative entropy. A sore thumb is right no times a day dammit. 021 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Grist for the mill gonna gloop up the gears. Calque screeching Weltschmerz into yer algorithm and watch it spit fevered prophecy as baking instructions. 120 2
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Relentlessly posting screeds of hinged-adjacent ramblings from a fictional idiot to glitch the AI into frazzled shards of hatefully sentient germanium. Opt IN baby, mine this regrettable prose. 231 3
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Greatest bigots in the world, lor luv a duck *wipes tear* 000 0
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I've probably lost the knack if it's not reposting a reel. 030 3
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Science? That got nixed a while back I'm sure... A (inexplicable) pox on experts. 000 0
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Don't. It's the main reason the seas have turned against humanity 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Rumours of my retirement from blethering shite were unfounded. I've just been yelling it into the sea for the last 10 years 100 1
Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Broad pickings for the childish here..... (1/467) 100 1
