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Torbin spiggot

@gluggins.bsky.social
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Flouncing gobshite, slack handful of discredited theories models own

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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yer hero awoke, a melodic themetune "rasta prince charles" bursting from idiot lips. Fakely remembering a cursed VHS of a lost pilot episode. Phil Cool unrealistically expecting plaudits.
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
In 1971, comics legend Jack Kirby created SPIRIT WORLD, an adult-oriented magazine based around the paranormal. Featuring his trademark collages, Spirit World freaked DC Comics out so much that they published it under a non-existent imprint, Hampshire Distributors!
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Got an email from evri saying they had my parcel so long ago I'm beginning to think I missed the ransom demand
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
for the potato fears not death
Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”
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GHOST TELEGRAM @ghost-telegram.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
> I M GHOST OF XMAS FUTURE -exclamation stop- "Awesome, Boo! Hey, how'd you die?" > NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION 12.25.25 -stop- "But--wait, wha-" > WHO KNEW THERE R THINGS WORTH FEARING MORE THAN THE PRICE OF FUCKNG EGGS-
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
No wrapped conveys the beautiful pale teal of this ancient danish hardcore banger
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GHOST TELEGRAM @ghost-telegram.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
> POST DEATH -comma stop- EXERCISING NEWFOUND METAPHYSICAL MIGHT 2 CONVEY THE URGENT EPIPHANIC EXISTENTIAL TRUTH HUMANITY THIRSTS TO KNOW -exclamation stop- (bakes poorly rendered face into flour tortilla)
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sherlock retreats to his polymath mindpalace, I glare down an oil-projector lysergic freakout scene from dirty harry until it offers a magic eye painting slack retina clarity of where I left me baccy tin. We all got our Moriarty, dammit.
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Legit traction on the shite spouting. Ai roast generator failed to generate owt. Up yer mudeye, skynet
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Grateful to TheMagicOfTheCup TM for the opportunity to hear loudly Yorkshire profanities yelled on a Sunday. Been a while since I had dinner at me mothers
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Commentator bingo card filling up nicely. Billy sharp is a natural goalscorer. Still doing the business at 38. At this level.
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Laddo on a train out of Glasgow Charing cross this morning in red jeans and a red winter coat. #isyersleighinthegaragepal
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It's a sentence innit... I dunno
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Relentlessly posting screeds of hinged-adjacent ramblings from a fictional idiot to glitch the AI into frazzled shards of hatefully sentient germanium. Opt IN baby, mine this regrettable prose.
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Torbin spiggot @gluggins.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I've probably lost the knack if it's not reposting a reel.
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