glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I can't be funny until I get a job. unemployment does not make for good bits 010
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialI Honsed Bitch @vulpesokamis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The Backrooms is 4chan’s All or Nothing except it actually got made and succeeded 181
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/05/2026love to be ensconced in a bubble 2361318
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026at my graduation they will introduce me as The Bioweapon 000
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake 123697873
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026divining the next breakup in the friend group using birds bones because this shit is getting impossible to predict by conventional means 010
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026if I start sacrificing to Dagon will my digestion get better 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Fighting understimulation by finding out how fast a person can eat one jar of chili oil 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026at some point in the last sixth months I complained that there was no drama and now that the monkeys paw has spent the last three weeks beating the shit out of everybody I would very much like to apologize 010
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialMaggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/05/2026it's Sundayyyyyyyyy 1591
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Stress is the lifeblood of academia and fear is its beating heart 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026the bots love me, the spammers love me, I am the necromancer lord of the dead internet 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026the heat at music millennium could turn sand into glass 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I intend to remain frightfully busy for the rest of my life 000
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026rip to your land war in Asia but I'm different 479951
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026yall better hope that dreams aren't omens because if they are then I may have inadvertently heralded the doom of the world 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026what if we just all decided to be nice one day 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026my rendition of the national anthem has been interrupted by hordes of furious posers who are saying that my gigantic sans serif DEATH TO AMERICA chest tattoo is in poor taste. the first amendment is dead 010
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialNelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 23/03/2026All art is political except for political art, which is about sex. 59411
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I just realized they stopped doing "Last year's Best Actor gives Best Actress" because last year's Best Actor was Adrien Brody and he can't be trusted 833930
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026it really is only a matter of time before skipping YouTube ads becomes a fail-able QuickTime event 001
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I choose to believe that the "Hamnet" is part of the same universe as "Shakespeare in Love" and the plots of both are happening simultaneously 427017
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialMaggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 11/03/2026You should be able to rent a Switch 2 at the library 😤 619014
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026if I could go back in time I would kiss Maurice Ravel on the lips 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026it is quite funny that American evangelicalism runs on Euron Greyjoy logic. if we kill enough people we can ascend to godhood bro trust me 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I have complete and incurable NYT derangement syndrome. every time my dad and I call I end up complaining about it for like 20 minutes 000
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward. 241754166
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Every titanfall 2 lobby has: - SMG + Stim + Tea Bag patch - Kraber guy who is technically competent but can't break 7 kills - Phase pilot who keeps forgetting what their kit does - Ronin Prime with lethal amounts of white boy swag - kinda mid Tone player 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026if Chuck Schumer got sucked up by space aliens it wouldn't fix the democratic party's hostility to liberation but it would make us all very happy 000
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialstone cold steve autumn @bradis.online · 05/02/2026Thai food will heal me. I know it. 5882746
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026a piano will make you fork over 3+ hours of your day in exchange for the occasional feeling of competence 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026andor is legit about to make me lose all my self preservation instincts. may I seek neither glory nor exoneration. may the good I do be honest and invisible 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026we should start telling non-autistic people that we can tell how long it's been since someone has had sex down to the minute 000
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialIngrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Organizing books by colour is pervert shit. 2903831266
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Uranus is the Midwest of the solar system. 100
Reposted by @glue-boy.bsky.socialmaeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 17/12/2025i can't believe i littered today fuck.. i should book therapy 115410
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025the blurred lines guy is gonna make a right-wing push soon I'm feeling it 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Guitar tone so clean it makes me consider the monastic life 000
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I show up I post heat I vanish for three weeks 110
glue-boy.bsky.social @glue-boy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Billy Strings fans will become the gen Z equivalent of old dudes who refuse to acknowledge any guitarist except Stevie Ray Vaughan 000
