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@teesprout.bsky.social
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
made a to do list today for the first time in monthsss so you know it's bad.
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Brynn @rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they're clocking me at the oyster bar
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
clawing at my walls I Need To Fucking Move
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Brynn @rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can I get my chicken wet and my sprite purple please? and Wendy will say Yes of Course
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Brynn @rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah hi can i get the wet chicken. can you make it sloppy. can i just get whatever's wet
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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bad bitch i pulled by being a delight
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i get home and forget i'm a person
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aauuggh eeueughh augh...
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
being naked in your own house is soooo nice wow i can't wait to never put clothes on again
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they call her « catholic jane » @manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“doggy in the window sniffing up a BIG wet fuckin spot!!!” @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting fucked up on 4 cookies #cookies #mycookies
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they call her « catholic jane » @manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
evil wicked unkind no love heartless 😔
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
does anyone know .
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i should call them (my grapes)
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"straight up swimming in it and by it i mean her fountain"
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laney ✄ @41days41nights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"you are scarfing the hoes"
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my love language is wiggle on it
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this edible ain't shit
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Bone themed butch @comnlink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vague posting 2: 2 vague 2 post
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
does anyone want to hang out. where is everyone
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Bone themed butch @comnlink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Girlhood exists in many forms
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laney ✄ @41days41nights.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they shot the orca sized blackberry blonde dead in peacocks
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
UNRESTRAINED FALL FUN!!!! 🍁🎃🌾 🍂
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sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am so full of joy today i feel like this.. i hope everyone is doing well i love you i am sending you all healing sun rays
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
beautiful owl outside my window i love you
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who up wrecking it⁉️⁉️⁉️ And by it 🫪🫪🫪 I do mean.... My shimp ⛵⛵⛵
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laney ✄ @41days41nights.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yesss do not pack a life jacket aboard our vessel
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www.hotdog.com @chasida.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🚢💥🤯
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laney ✄ @41days41nights.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
look at my crew dawg we’re getting shipwrecked 😫🤯🤣
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dinner tonight is a pound of blackberries
a bear staring straight at the camera with a snowy background
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beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social @beetchfeukyoue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Me when a genie gives me 3 wishes, thinking I can solve all world problems with my 3rd wish: can I have my green winter hat and my pastel winter hat back Genie: a winter hat is 1.5 wishes Me: noooo
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh i love hearing the geese hehehehe
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
stupid loud fireworks out my window againnnn i am so sick of this
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i want to stay up and eat everything
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lunch is for SUCKERS if I eat breakfast late enough and dinner early enough I can have 33% more meal per meal #protestantism #forgoingpleasure #efficiency
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
we should be spending our money on important things like blimps looming over every major metropolitan area
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Brynn @rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
decided I'm gonna start getting really irresponsible with money
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
never think to yourself "wow this new medication isn't giving me any side effects yet :)" it's a trap and you're actually about to lose your marbles big time
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Beer before wine, spider looking fine - wine before beer, spider grows near
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
eating my expired mac and cheese. so hopefully this is not the last you hear from me
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my favourite puzzle game that i open and immediately get pissed off and then close again
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maeve @teesprout.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i think i like swatching markers more than i actually like colouring
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they call her « catholic jane » @manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you guys really loved me you'd put me in the microwave for a carefully calculated amount of time until im warm and tender throughout but not burnt or crispy on the outside
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they call her « catholic jane » @manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
no more DSM no more diagnostics no more psychology as a field. from now on there are two kinds of crazy: « bugs everywhere » and « everyone hates you » and they each exist on a scale of 1-10
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they call her « catholic jane » @manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i think maybe i have some new disorder where i need to be touching another human at least 85% of the time or my brain forgets to produce serotonin.
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APR1L!!!!!!!!! :3 @3ther34lboxy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Breaking news: world's nicest girl convinces herself she's a heartless bitch
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laney ✄ @41days41nights.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
what if instead of beating the horse we nourished her with oats
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