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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Driving down the highway, windows down, taking my 6-year old to get ice cream, both of us singing "Islands in the Stream" at the top of our lungs together. The world is on fire, but some moments can still be perfect.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The reason we have so many horrible old guys in charge of everything right now is that we don't ruin young rapists' promising futures.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That was me! Has one of my threads escaped containment?

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wrap this one up in maroon and white! #HailState

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As a @unitedmethodist.bsky.social, hearing #AdamHamilton of all people being called a radical leftist is the most surreal, ridiculous thing I could imagine. It's like saying oatmeal is spicy.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Ushers should issue life preservers and signal flares; they should lash us to our pews. For the sleeping god may wake someday and take offense, or the waking god may draw us out to where we can never return. ” ― Annie Dillard

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"The churches are children playing on the floor with their chemistry sets, mixing up a batch of TNT to kill a Sunday morning. It is madness to wear ladies’ straw hats and velvet hats to church; we should all be wearing crash helmets.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“On the whole, I do not find Christians, outside of the catacombs, sufficiently sensible of conditions. Does anyone have the foggiest idea what sort of power we so blithely invoke? Or, as I suspect, does no one believe a word of it?

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The interlocking MSU logo is evoking a lot of feelings. #HailState

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

As has been said, she practiced her faith without ever using it as a weapon. May she rest in the loving arms of God and may we remember her by following her example.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She created beautiful art and used her considerable resources to help as many people as she could. I don't get choked up about many celebrities, but Dolly was a point of light in an often dark world.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Don't get me wrong: she was wealthier than any of us will ever be, but she used that money to give books to children, fund vaccine development, invest in minority-owned businesses, and give direct relief to survivors of natural disasters; all while writing and recording multigenerational bangers.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A reminder that the only reason #DollyParton wasn't a billionaire is because she gave away so much of her money to good causes.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What's happening with these recalls isn't coincidence. It is systemic sin. It's evil. The CEOs knew they'd probably kill people. The administration knew laying off inspectors would kill people. None of them cared. Because we aren't as important to them as another point on their stock price.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It becomes a disease, a mania. There's never enough. Not only will they not enter the kingdom, they'll make sure the rest of the world is as desolate as their own souls.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The ultra wealthy will almost without fail do anything to get more, even endanger other lives. It doesn't matter that they have more than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Jesus once told his disciples that it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven. This is exactly what He was talking about.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Almost immediately, large food production corporations rolled back procedures that prevented contamination. Why? Those procedures cost money. They were making billions in profit, but without guaranteeing safety, they were able to add a few pennies to their stock prices

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Almost every day for months, we've had a food recall in this country. It's not a coincidence. Last year, this administration laid off thousands of officials responsible for food and product safety while also loosening safety guidelines. Those guidelines and officials existed for a reason.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He truly is the biggest loser in the history of ever

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My kid started a new grade in school today. I can believe it and I know exactly where the time went.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The entire #MCU since Endgame has been a 7-year meditation on grief.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Man, I don't know. Maybe the centrist Democratic leaders who have managed to lose every branch of government to a pedophile con artist and his fascist supporters aren't the right people to lecture anyone on how to win elections. #Democrats

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I cannot overstate how little I care if someone is undocumented. No, I'm not afraid of someone because they crossed an imaginary line without filling out paperwork.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's weird how people who don't know how science works also don't know how the 5th Ammendment works.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I will never get over that #WWE had The New Day, MCMG, the Usos, the Lucha Bros., DIY, the G.o.D., the Street Profits, Fraxiom, LWO, and Los Garzas on the roster AT THE SAME TIME and couldn't figure out how to book a long-term sustainable men's tag division.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

They're not a little overzealous in deporting gang members. They're hunting brown folks, regardless of legal status. That has to be hammered home.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

HOWEVER, it is also worthwhile to point out that Guerrero was here legally because it's necessary to make clear that ICE's narrative that they're going after "criminal aliens" is a lie.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It absolutely does not matter that Joan Sebastian Guerrero was in the US legally. #ICE agents shouldn't be murdering undocumented immigrants, either.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Suffering explosive diarrhea to own the libs.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

At least when McCarthy was promulgating the Red Scare in the 1950s, he could actually define "Communism."

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is my thing: they spent decades making the General Motors Church happen and then are shocked SHOCKED that the UMC doesn't want them forming their pastors. Honestly, this is 30 years too late.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Pastors, as the world burns around us, don't let anyone tell you the worst thing you can do is hurt the feelings of the ones holding the matches.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Big week for the US: We lost wars to Iran and algae.

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Honestly, I just want the Democrats to fight against this administration at least as hard as the algae is

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