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Lance Presley

@glpresley.bsky.social
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Preacher 'n stuff. Mississippian in Virginia. #HailState #umc he/him

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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Driving down the highway, windows down, taking my 6-year old to get ice cream, both of us singing "Islands in the Stream" at the top of our lungs together. The world is on fire, but some moments can still be perfect.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The reason we have so many horrible old guys in charge of everything right now is that we don't ruin young rapists' promising futures.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wrap this one up in maroon and white! #HailState
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a @unitedmethodist.bsky.social, hearing #AdamHamilton of all people being called a radical leftist is the most surreal, ridiculous thing I could imagine. It's like saying oatmeal is spicy.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“On the whole, I do not find Christians, outside of the catacombs, sufficiently sensible of conditions. Does anyone have the foggiest idea what sort of power we so blithely invoke? Or, as I suspect, does no one believe a word of it?
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The interlocking MSU logo is evoking a lot of feelings. #HailState
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A reminder that the only reason #DollyParton wasn't a billionaire is because she gave away so much of her money to good causes.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Almost every day for months, we've had a food recall in this country. It's not a coincidence. Last year, this administration laid off thousands of officials responsible for food and product safety while also loosening safety guidelines. Those guidelines and officials existed for a reason.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My kid started a new grade in school today. I can believe it and I know exactly where the time went.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The entire #MCU since Endgame has been a 7-year meditation on grief.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Man, I don't know. Maybe the centrist Democratic leaders who have managed to lose every branch of government to a pedophile con artist and his fascist supporters aren't the right people to lecture anyone on how to win elections. #Democrats
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every day in this administration is another biggest scandal in American history. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
finance.yahoo.com
Capital One Has Closed Over 300 Trump Organization Accounts After Anti-Money Laundering Review: Report
The dispute breaks out amid a larger debate about debanking practices, an issue that has increasingly intersected with crypto policy and financial regulation.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I cannot overstate how little I care if someone is undocumented. No, I'm not afraid of someone because they crossed an imaginary line without filling out paperwork.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's weird how people who don't know how science works also don't know how the 5th Ammendment works.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I will never get over that #WWE had The New Day, MCMG, the Usos, the Lucha Bros., DIY, the G.o.D., the Street Profits, Fraxiom, LWO, and Los Garzas on the roster AT THE SAME TIME and couldn't figure out how to book a long-term sustainable men's tag division.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It absolutely does not matter that Joan Sebastian Guerrero was in the US legally. #ICE agents shouldn't be murdering undocumented immigrants, either.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Suffering explosive diarrhea to own the libs.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
At least when McCarthy was promulgating the Red Scare in the 1950s, he could actually define "Communism."
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If the #UMC had stopped promoting #Asbury 30 years ago like some folks were warning, the last decade would have looked very different. www.umnews.org/en/news/lead...
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Leaders drop Asbury from approved seminaries | UMNews.org
The United Methodist Church’s University Senate has removed Asbury Theological Seminary and Northeastern Seminary from its list of schools that can prepare students for ordination.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pastors, as the world burns around us, don't let anyone tell you the worst thing you can do is hurt the feelings of the ones holding the matches.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Big week for the US: We lost wars to Iran and algae.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Honestly, I just want the Democrats to fight against this administration at least as hard as the algae is
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you think you see someone shoplifting diapers or formula, no you didn't. Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippi-...
mississippifreepress.org
Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Shoplifting Call
A Mississippi police officer shot and killed 1-year-old Kohen Wiley at a Walmart while responding to a shoplifting call.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'll give him this: he truly is the best at losing wars. Lost a war faster than any other President in US history.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
United Methodists are celebrating 70 years of recognizing women's ordination rights this year. Just throwing that out there.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No, Papa John's app. I, and I cannot express this strongly enough, do not want your AI assistant to decide what to put on my pizza. What are we even doing here?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Every single day is another thing that should be the biggest scandal in US history.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In my almost 20 years of ministry, I have not once had to preface anything I've done with "This isn't a golden calf."
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you've been asking how can people still support him, this is it. He is the culmination of a six decade-long plan to re-disenfranchize black folks. And (for now), he's delivered it.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
In honor of #Maythe4th, my annual updated ranking of canonical Star Wars movies and TV. YJA is for young kids, so I'll let it be. Non-canonical works such as Visions and The Holiday Special aren't ranked. Low ranking doesn't necessarily mean bad, just not as good compared to other #StarWars
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don't know man. Thoughts and prayers, I guess.
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Lance Presley @glpresley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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