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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Mike Johnson always looks like he's got something sardonically funny to say but he's just thinking about if The Matrix was only for unmarried women

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

as your next president, i promise you i will spend 1 trillion dollars on producing top quality transgender afro-colombian mice for the great nation of lesotho

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

genuinely infuriating, can’t believe i thought for a minute that Dems were about to do the same thing 1 by 1

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

badly losing my argument with the judge about whether or not shouting “Macbeth” in a crowded theatre is protected speech

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

watching this then going back and watching the golden escalator speech really punctuates how we’re all the frog in boiling water when it comes to how bad his word salads have gotten over the years, you can see the etch-a-sketch doing cartwheels in his fucking brain

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

with all the love in my heart, there is almost nobody on this earth that needs 300 law school professors, 80% of baseball twitter, and six dozen moms from nova scotia on a single account

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

me and my bluesky publicist are making a terrible youtuber apology video for all of you i’ve unfollowed after wrecking my feed with starter packs last year to the tune of 2,000 random people

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

i still feel this so often, especially when i’m trying to sleep or when i’m just waking up in a fright

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

yeah it’s not great :/ have seen some people saying AfD did worse than some previous polling at least but that number is still fucking scary

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

from what i’ve read it seemed to follow the polls, except the left party did stronger than expected. AfD at 20% in second place so not great

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

when in public i always make sure to thank uniformed US military personnel for their service and tip them 20%. 25% if they did a good job at War

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

your outie has clout. your outie is sigma. your outie is the proprietor of an adult entertainment venue in a place called Final Fantasy XIV

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

making a reddit post to ask if i’m the asshole for fucking my girlfriend in perfect sync with this youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...

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The Worst MIDI You'll Ever Hear

YouTube video by GrogFM

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

i have literally never watched a hockey game in my life before tonight and i’m jumping up and down and yelling excessively

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

not long now and they’ll be redefining mixed-use as “single-family mcmansions underneath freeway overpasses”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

elon just deleted “public_transit.exe” from the “infrastructure stuff” folder at the Government because of this post. i’m so sorry

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

the democrats then immediately send 80 million americans a 700-word fundraising text

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

chuck schumer shits himself live at the press conference, says “this one’ll really Dump Trump™️” then winks at the camera

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

new tech startup called Zeitgeist whose only product is a subscription-based machine that tells you exclusively false information and leaks your social security number IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

i am but a humble public servant

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2030. The nation of Kiribati sinks underwater and their UN seat is given to a new, mysterious country called “Israel 2”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2029. Elon Musk has issued an executive order to ban all Punisher comics, re-write them to be “more like a cool dark MAGA cop guy”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

i heard you gasp at the plausibility of that last one, my little minion reading this

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2028. Eggs cost 0.00161 BTC per dozen. California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos. J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

this post reads like it came from a tome of forbidden knowledge

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

my Poster’s Promise to all my loyal bitches on here is this: i will never use so-called “gen AI” to take a shit. i will never do it

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

we can’t let Drumpf know where the baja in baja blast comes from, we will lose everything

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

You’re standing inside the Alfred coffee on Melrose. A man, slightly drenched in sweat and clearly fresh off a bump in the bathroom, approaches you complimenting your crew jacket from the webseries you got half-paid for in 2017. He speaks the accursed words: “So, are you, like, in the industry?”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

shadow president dark brandon will save us all

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

any of you weirdo bot account followers want to cuck me? i’m terminally ill and my dying wish is to watch my wife be defiled by a corporeal avatar of the dead internet theory

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Drumpf Drump Mango Mussolini Teflon Don Donny-Two-Scoops Elmo Couchfucker First Lady Elonia Cheeto-In-Chief Orange Hitler TFG Not My President Don The Con Baron Von Shitzenpantz #resist #kamala2028

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

follow-up notification includes a link to agency’s GoFundMe campaign

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

BREAKING: Amtrak announces all trains now running on time, thanks President Trump in push notification to all 10 users of official app

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

just wrapped up our final goon session with my boys. sadly we can’t goon anymore as we’ve all been called to government service today by God

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

PSA for the influx of new users: bluesky’s higher on-average altitude can make the unacclimated very sick and induce conditions such as poster’s delirium much quicker than other platforms near sea level

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

i’m coining the term sofafascist right here and now, and if the new york times ever asks, this account is a large language model bot handmade by jd vance himself

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

super wild to watch in my lifetime as hashtags went from an ubiquitous new part of language to something mostly moron older people spam in their bio to promote their preferred flavor of fascism from the couch

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

to those in the ticketmaster queue for vip tickets to my 100k follower special at mar a lago next month, please STAY IN LINE, they legally can’t turn anyone away with a blue checkmark

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

brb going to go ahead and announce a 100k follower special and watch as the clout starts pouring in

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

i say it every year, but now more than ever, i wish we still had fred rogers around

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