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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Mike Johnson always looks like he's got something sardonically funny to say but he's just thinking about if The Matrix was only for unmarried women

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

as your next president, i promise you i will spend 1 trillion dollars on producing top quality transgender afro-colombian mice for the great nation of lesotho

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

badly losing my argument with the judge about whether or not shouting “Macbeth” in a crowded theatre is protected speech

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

watching this then going back and watching the golden escalator speech really punctuates how we’re all the frog in boiling water when it comes to how bad his word salads have gotten over the years, you can see the etch-a-sketch doing cartwheels in his fucking brain

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

me and my bluesky publicist are making a terrible youtuber apology video for all of you i’ve unfollowed after wrecking my feed with starter packs last year to the tune of 2,000 random people

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

when in public i always make sure to thank uniformed US military personnel for their service and tip them 20%. 25% if they did a good job at War

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

your outie has clout. your outie is sigma. your outie is the proprietor of an adult entertainment venue in a place called Final Fantasy XIV

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

making a reddit post to ask if i’m the asshole for fucking my girlfriend in perfect sync with this youtu.be/0m1fL-5fp30?...

youtu.be

The Worst MIDI You'll Ever Hear

YouTube video by GrogFM

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

i have literally never watched a hockey game in my life before tonight and i’m jumping up and down and yelling excessively

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

chuck schumer shits himself live at the press conference, says “this one’ll really Dump Trump™️” then winks at the camera

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

new tech startup called Zeitgeist whose only product is a subscription-based machine that tells you exclusively false information and leaks your social security number IPO valuation: 1.7 trillion USD

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2030. The nation of Kiribati sinks underwater and their UN seat is given to a new, mysterious country called “Israel 2”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2029. Elon Musk has issued an executive order to ban all Punisher comics, re-write them to be “more like a cool dark MAGA cop guy”

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The year is 2028. Eggs cost 0.00161 BTC per dozen. California’s 9.0 earthquake/fire tornado/UFO incident relief effort has been cancelled due to it having scheduling conflicts with Davos. J.K. Rowling is being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

the upside of destroying the FAA is that all the flying car manufacturers i see at CES every year will finally get a chance to offer average Americans the opportunity to carry out an affordable 9/11 of their own

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

my Poster’s Promise to all my loyal bitches on here is this: i will never use so-called “gen AI” to take a shit. i will never do it

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

any of you weirdo bot account followers want to cuck me? i’m terminally ill and my dying wish is to watch my wife be defiled by a corporeal avatar of the dead internet theory

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Drumpf Drump Mango Mussolini Teflon Don Donny-Two-Scoops Elmo Couchfucker First Lady Elonia Cheeto-In-Chief Orange Hitler TFG Not My President Don The Con Baron Von Shitzenpantz #resist #kamala2028

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

BREAKING: Amtrak announces all trains now running on time, thanks President Trump in push notification to all 10 users of official app

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

just wrapped up our final goon session with my boys. sadly we can’t goon anymore as we’ve all been called to government service today by God

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

PSA for the influx of new users: bluesky’s higher on-average altitude can make the unacclimated very sick and induce conditions such as poster’s delirium much quicker than other platforms near sea level

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

super wild to watch in my lifetime as hashtags went from an ubiquitous new part of language to something mostly moron older people spam in their bio to promote their preferred flavor of fascism from the couch

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

to those in the ticketmaster queue for vip tickets to my 100k follower special at mar a lago next month, please STAY IN LINE, they legally can’t turn anyone away with a blue checkmark

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

in 2025 an activist will dump a cybertruck in the boston harbor as a symbolic act of rebellion and they will be cancelled online for littering

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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

[coming up from my girlfriends asshole for air] what election

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

petitioning family court for "mutual butt-biting privileges" and got pistol whipped in the balls by the bailiff

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

what if we all agreed to ban cigarettes, but only if it was still legal to hand-roll your own? let’s be real patriots and separate the casual smokers from the fucking professionals, folks

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Back From A Holiday Social Media Detox? Here’s Why Your DoorDash Account Is Actually Terrible For Palestine

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

constantly resisting the temptation to make this into a Serious Discourse™️ account but get scared and piss myself every time i want to interact with all the cool internet people i parasocially enjoy

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

my views have evolved, AI is super ethical and based actually

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

baby sensory 4k political assassinations compilation 10 hours

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

currently being declared “problematic” for not donating my pre-FFS chad jawline to an incel in need

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

call me polaris the way all you bitches be following me

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

this is my pet bottom, Lorem Ipsum, he’s my little worthless placeholder

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

using AI to replace child actors entirely is morally good and necessary

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

if a baddie walks thru the forest and none of my opps are around to rizz her up, do i still have to lock in

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

milf messenger is actually my legal name

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

bubbling my lips and doing a bunch of mimimimimis to prepare my heart and vocal cords to blow you all away with my skeets

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

when spending time with me, just imagine i'm chainsmoking indoors like a 1950s corporate office worker. i am not actually doing this because i've heard there can be some mild health concerns, but otherwise it's canonical to my general vibe and kind of essential for you to perceive me that way

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

looks like bluesky finally dropped my little sunrise icon, all you opps and rival posters better be ready cause im legally allowed to bully the twitter refugees for clout now

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

the labeling bot has given me special status as an "Honorary Bluesky Elder" for my immaculate vibes and desperation for attention

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

extremely distraught about sarah mcbride becoming the first openly trans member of congress as it means i'll have to change my entire worldview and resume trailblazing by becoming the first openly trans republican in congress

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i am at your service mr. president…i am ready to fight and die in the water wars. tell my boywife i love her and paradrop me into ottawa sir

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i just want everyone to savor the moment and remember that we are mere days away from chaya raichik taking time out of her busy schedule getting schools evacuated for bomb threats to come to bluesky and get banned within 12 glorious hours

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i'm not like the other girls on this app who came from twitter, i came from REDDIT which makes me even less attractive

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idiot larper @glowrunner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

investigating reports that trans women on this app are exchanging placements on starter packs for blowjobs with zero consideration for inviting me--more to follow on this

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