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Lisa 🐈‍⬛

@glittermagpie.bsky.social
1.3K followers 503 following 6.7K posts

Not a proper grownup. 3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend. Scouser down South. Friendly introvert. Socialist. She/her

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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 8h
On my own on the train so just had to whisper "cows" under my breath when we went past a field of cows
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 9h
Headed back down South. Did a 1st class upgrade for the longest leg again to hopefully get peace and quiet. Also free wine.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earliest they can do the funeral is the 19th so I'll be heading home for a while tomorrow. I have missed my cats and dogs. And also J.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thankyou so much everyone for the lovely messages and personal stories. I'm not in a state of mind where I can reply to all but I have read them all and cried and smiled and taken comfort. Xxxx
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just felt actually hungry for the first time since me dad died last Wednesday so went down at 1am and made myself a cheese and tomato butty. Grief is such a weird thing physically as well as mentally
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally can collect the death certificate tomorrow. Big relief that we can start sorting things.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me mum has gone to bed so Jack has chosen me as the spare
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead"
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will have to start working again tomorrow as only get 5 days bereavement leave. We haven't even buried him yet. Seems wrong
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still waiting for the death certificate so we are in limbo and can't make any arrangements.
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Peter Ellis @almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day · 28/09/2026
all this reminded me of the time when two of my drunk mates decided to take a nighttime stroll in the countryside and ended up being accused of trying to steal ostriches
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyway, here are me mum's cats
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talking about wills and stuff tonight and me dad never made one but that's ok because it will all go to me mum. But then she started asking about me and J because we've been together 10 years but not married and I've had google and we need to do wills! I have a sneaky suspicion his stepmum
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thankyou everyone for all the love, I massively appreciate it
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
4 hour trains today to get home. I felt emotional as we pulled into Liverpool Lime Street as its so recognisable. Felt that I was home.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad has died. I'm travelling back up North tomorrow.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Walking Scout this morning and a cat shot out of a bush. It was bloody Johnny Cash who had crossed a road and gone into a housing estate! Had to pick him up and carry him home. Ffs
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mabon Blessings 🌗
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had Hep A vaccine for Thailand last year. Getting the second dose tomoz as then I'm covered for 25 years! That's mad. Vaccinations are incredible
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Dr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wordle 1,920 X/6 Wahhhh ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holiday was great but a cat choosing to lean up against me while he goes to sleep is unbeatable
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@missymollymol.bsky.social How is Hopalong Harry?
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gained 1lb from hols which I'm ok with. We didn't go crazy with food and we did a fair bit of walking plus some swimming. Back on it now, I've got a long way to go
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my doctor looking at my bruised and scratched up arms: umm... do you feel safe at home? the person making me feel unsafe at home:
orange cat looking excited to bite me
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video a Chinchilla-shaped fluffy cloud enjoying a brush, this is your lucky day.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Back to work tomorrow
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did the aquarium this morning
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Airport pickup in half an hour. Devastated
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am really going ro miss this view
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hope this is a lost in translation sort of thing
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We're on the balcony enjoying a couple of cervecas. The hotel bar entertainment tonight seems to be a saxophonist playing Beatles songs
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Last night I ordered a seafood linguine and it came with a lobster and some tools. J had to discreetly Google how the fuck I was supposed to eat it and then I pretended this was something I absolutely knew how to do
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have done my usual attempts at speaking a bit of Spanish here and everyone has been very nice about it. The waiter tonight gave me a high 5 😆
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Woodo @woodo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶 If you like making love at midday, In the dunes of the cape, Plod will try and nick you, So better plan your escape. 🎶
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw a couple having sex on the beach (NOT THE COCKTAIL) and get arrested. At 4pm. On a massively packed beach next to the promenade.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Eating the fruit out of my sangria and telling myself it's practically a smoothie
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Done some snorkeling this morning. Bloody love it. Saw lots of cool fish
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We are having a nice time
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not a good idea to swim in a choppy sea while wearing prescription sunglasses. Ask me how I know
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had octopus for the first time tonight and it was bloody delicious
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lunch with a view
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Done some stick on nails.
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We are en route to the airport. Air traffic control chaos yesterday and 2 accidents on the M25 but we remain hopeful that all will be well
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Didn't quite make my stretch goal but I am 9lbs down ahead of my hols tomorrow. Still a long way to go but pleased with progress so far
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I bought Biscuit a cat water fountain once. She never used it
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Out of office is onnnnnnn
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spider season has arrived. Keep finding them all over the house
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Lisa 🐈‍⬛ @glittermagpie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of J's mates is coming to pet/house sit next week so we've done a big clean today and now I want us all to go to a hotel for the next 3 days so it stays like this
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Miss Molly Mol @missymollymol.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A four part cartoon strip by The Oatmeal.

In the 1st square a cat is in an interview. We see the back of its head and the face of a man across a desk with some papers on front of him. He says, What would you say is your best quality?

In the 2nd square the cat is facing us across the desk. It says, My butthole. Have you seen it?

In the 3rd square the cat is now on the table and showing the interviewer its butthole. It says, Let me show you.

In the last square the man looks aghast and says, I don’t need to see it. The cat is pushing its butt up into his face and saying, Look at it.
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