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@glitchknitter.bsky.social
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She/her. AuDHD. Argumentative antithetical dream girl. Cat person. Currently painting Blood Angels. Raised in Wales. 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 6h
How *dare* you I am horrified
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11h
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 7h
Nat you're such a performative reader oh my godddd /s
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 10h
A meeting of the Khans to pick the new ilKhan?
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 10h
...does not needing Grok to buy Lego for me make me smarter than Melon Husk?
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 14h
You can buy your own Kenneth here and I love himb fenrisgames.com/shop#!/FGTBK...
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 14h
Buy the things! They are good things!! I can't wait to move house and actually get space to paint 😭 I still haven't done my Kenneth the Stooltoad!
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having an absolutely wonderful time with Hellraiser: Revival - it is stunning and horrific in equal measure. Screens below. (cw for game spoilers, gore and sexual references) www.flickr.com/photos/arian...
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck's sake why is Accelerando so damn *catchy* Grimes, you have intrigued me against my will, girl
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would watch the shit out of this
A description of a fake film starring Viggo Mortensen, David Thewlis, Jeremy Strong and Jon Bernthal
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was at Sci-Fi Weekender a couple of years back and gave a very funny talk. On his way off the stage he fell down the steps and the whole room froze thinking we'd just killed Brian Blessed, until there was a booming "GORDON'S ALIVE!" from the floor and we all cheered 🤣
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could be actively spanking people in Hellraiser: Revival right now instead of at my office desk, FML
A still from Hellraiser: Revival. A woman in a pink latex full body suit is kneeling on a pink bed. The cursor over her behind indicates the player should click the left mouse button to spank her. Hellraiser: Revival is a 10/10 game.
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Hannah Berry @streakofpith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the reason there’s so much curated cultural outrage over the increase in diagnoses is that SO MANY WOMEN ARE BEING DIAGNOSED LATER IN LIFE. What, are we supposed to fund healthcare for WOMEN now are we?! Gross. No. Shut it down.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking what!?
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HEALTH @health.band · 08/10/2026
JOHNNY HEALTH x WELCOME SKATEBOARDS x DARK SOULS :: welcomeskateboards.com/collections/...
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am not allowed to play Hellraiser until I put the clean laundry away
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Handsome!!
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly it's SO GOOD
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always repost Scouse Pinhead
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
intactics
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Pinhead!
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s so funny to imagine what the UK could be like if it took seriously any of its cultural icons—that aren’t wizards, Shakespeare, or in possession of good fortune but in want of a wife. We could have Tyranid statues at Heathrow. Perhaps a grisly frieze depicting Servitor conversion at Gatwick.
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Slurms MacKrueger @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GW needs to start bribing politicians with early box sets and rare minis Send Andy Burnham a set of those Eldar Exodite dino riders and they'd get everything they'd ever need
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A little ghost girl named Mary and a gigantic anteater that may or may not be Anubis
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, remembering Antubis from the Kingdom Hospital show: no thankyou
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
reach out and touch filth
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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The exact size of the cat and the box may vary, but the underlying principle remains pleasingly consistent.
A tiger in a cardboard box.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have done my sober year and I can have a glass of wine this week and I am VERY excited
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺 @katherineschof8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of year again when we need to remind National Trust members that Restore Trust is a dark-money funded right-wing astroturfing entryist outfit. Please vote, and vote for literally anyone else.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know we're not supposed to root for Julia or Frank in Hellraiser, but having just re-read the book before my rewatch every man Julia brings home for Frank is a downright creep and deserves to be eaten (yes I know the gif is from Hellraiser 2 don't at me)
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Julia Cotton's Hellbound Scene
Alt: Julia Cotton, a beautiful brunette woman, wiping blood from her mouth in Hellraiser II. She is wearing a green dress that exposes her shoulders and large earrings. She is played by Clare Higgins.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a journalist misusing “restorative justice” to defend a rapist they have a parasocial attachment to is goddamn vile. Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Woody Allen, Russel Brand, Neil Degrasse Tyson, John Lasseter, Noam Chomsky, Kevin Spacey, Anthony Kiedis, Jacob Geller, & too many more. burn it all down.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I loved this one!
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sending hugs if wanted xx
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't have the energy to think of a clever Halloween name so have one of my favourite facts about myself instead
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*stares wearily in data protection*
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a new Rusty Lake game and nobody told me!?
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f͎i͎z͎z͎.͎l͎o͎l͎ .°• @fizz.lol · 30/09/2026
This is also one of the most radical ways to protest against the techno fascist capitalist hellscape that is always trying to crunch our spirits and souls. Create. Write. Draw. Craft. Be weird. Be kind.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish to hug birb
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 30/09/2026
Balls
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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I held a human brain once @glitchknitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Underworld Selene with Blood
Alt: Kate Beckinsale as the vampire Selene from the Underworld series. She is a pale woman with blue eyes and dark hair. Her mouth is covered in blood.
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gob-1.bsky.social @gob-1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a very small footprint on social media, but for those that see this could you take a look at this please and respond of you wish to. Google (former motto "Don't be evil") want to build a data center on an Essex wildlife reserve. action.wildlifetrusts.org/page/200909/...
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Defend wildlife in Thurrock from a data centre
The Thurrock Local Plan is the perfect tool to ensure development does not damage nature.
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