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@gleafer.bsky.social
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
Them commercials and trailers take forever!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
And I’m full of jealousy!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
To be fair, lately I’m in the mood to see most men look tortured.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
I’m so tired of the clown car of supporters that appear to try to soften his cruelty.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
Hamberder
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 10h
I LOVE a president that needs his base to explain what he “meant to say!” nonstop while excusing everything as a joke or a miscommunication because he’s too addled brain to do it himself. Fuck that guy. He should’ve never president. Of any country. Ever.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 11h
Love her!
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South Downs National Park @southdownsnp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JOB ALERT: Principal Ecologist (Commercial) 👋 We're looking for someone to provide expert ecological and biodiversity advice, lead high-quality technical work and support the growth of our emerging ecological consultancy offer. Apply here: buff.ly/j129NJR 🔗 Applications close 11 October.
Recruitment poster featuring an autumn woodland path lit by golden sunlight, inviting applications for Principal Ecologist (Commercial) at South Downs National Park; closing date 11 October 2026.
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Caspian🖤🤍 @caspianthegeek.bsky.social · 21h
Chapter two of Avis Rara is up, wherein Crowley gets a delivery from the new wing of International Express...
In the morning, his stomach rumbled. It was time to sacrifice another one of his precious protein bars. He pulled his bag closer to raid it and that was when he noticed the compact green packet next to it.

That definitely hadn’t been there last night. It might have been dark but he’d been aware of his surroundings, and he was pretty sure he’d have remembered a bundle of moss tied up with twisted stems of ivy.

“…the hell..?” 

Impulse and instinct battled briefly. Vague memories of some found-footage horror hinted darkly at grotesque offerings of gore and teeth. Get that thing away from you before it — 

Before what? Before it marked him with a curse? Drew the attention of creeping woodland monsters? It’s just some moss. Maybe kids messing about, which is great — you can’t be that far from people. That or you’re being targeted by the rare International Express Delivery Grouse.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 17h
Good golly!
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JAC of Many Trades @theprocrastinatrix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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💬 0  🔁 4  ❤️ 2 · CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS (art) · Christmas on Our Side: An Anthology of Found Family THE ANTHOLOGY: You can find out more details about the anthology in the Discord Server, but long…
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 20h
Oh noooo!!! What did they say?
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 20h
Me:
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Mr Bean on Throne with Crown
Alt: Mr Bean on Throne with Crown
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22h
The people thumping the bible hardest usually are the ones who haven’t read it.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22h
Sick burns for breakfast!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because of emotional incest and enmeshment.🤮
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One who is deeply enmeshed with the emotionally immature parent. They’re attached at the hip and yes, it is as gross as it sounds.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you eating it or IS IT EATING YOU??
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had receipts!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True story! It is now a favorite core memory of mine!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I heard that in my head perfectly!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Times I’ve pwned my crazy Alt-right family for the LULZ: Crazy Bro: GAYS ARE SINNING BECAUSE SEX IS ONLY FOR PROCREATION. Me: Is that so? Mom told everyone how you hired a hooker last month. Crazy Bro: 🫪🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Me:
Laughing DiCaprio
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still stuck here.😍
Anthony Angel summons Slorch the Vile to translate archaic text
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cat Peeking with 'Soon' Meme
Alt: Cat Peeking with 'Soon' Meme
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eeeee! Heeheehee!!!
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Chris Pratt Rubbing Hands with a Happy Smile
Alt: Chris Pratt Rubbing Hands with a Happy Smile
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Eyebrow Raised Eyebrow
Alt: Eyebrow Raised Eyebrow
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That would be a compliment!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes you need to draw a sapphic, pleather-y vampire.
Sexy vampire over a sexy lady who is holding a crucifix and has been bit
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
Alt: King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pray for my ears. *cue husband swearing like Ralphy’s dad in A Christmas Story*
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we…retiring to MARS??
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That fucking show. I’d have to muffle my gasps when he’d do one armed pushups/backflip combos and leave the room while clutching my pearls when the kids watched it.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven’t!
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🍂Tiggety-Boo👻🍂 @tiggetyboo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you wish to have your very own Slorchmallow pillow to snuggle and skulk deviously amongst your sheets? If yes, please follow the directions listed here! ko-fi.com/s/67cab3a3e0 Photo by @handyginger.bsky.social of a 20" Medium and the 10" Mini add-on matching pillow option.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
Alt: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Black Philip only had to ask me once about the BUTTAH and I was ten toes in. Gimme DAT GHEE GLEE
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Black Goat Rearing Up
ALT: Black Goat Rearing Up
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tixinda | 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 🌈🌸🌙 @tixinda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah books, too, but let's talk about the 8326 ao3 tabs that I have open waiting to be read
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooo lala! 😍
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QRP your skull art! Heh heh heh😈
Death from my ANGSTAGEDDON
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is a good one!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Blade and all the vampires know karate which can only mean one thing… They’re part of the Buffyverse.
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Intense Stare
Alt: Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Intense Stare
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Binkybunnyfamily Brown
Alt: Binkybunnyfamily Brown big mad bunbun tries to bite hand
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So unfair!!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It might be!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Him thinking about how he hasn’t squeezed that cake yet:
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s a perfect ☹️
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Tennant’s sad face is on par with some of the best!
Sad face CrowleySad face obsession Sad face Midsommer
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Katharine @gdgeek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Help @paulchahidi.bsky.social save this community pottery studio.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you, Bushy! Help Paul!
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