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Gleafer

@gleafer.bsky.social
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Art Witch who lays a pox upon anyone using Gen AI to make slop She/her/they www.patreon.com/Gleafer?utm_campaig…

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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 11h
Somehow something like this would happen, I assume!
Aziraphale being a STRONK boi
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 14h
I’m turning my very first Eden Adventures: Apple of my Eye into a 2027 calendar! I’m so excited! February:
February calendar page! Snake with heart eyes on the right looking at an angel about to steal the forbidden fruit
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crowley saying THICCCCCC
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Where my Vampirella fans at??? #spookyseason obligatory sexy #vampire
Vampirella pulling her coat collar tight against a gusty breeze as bats fly in the night sky
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Times I’ve pwned my crazy Alt-right family for the LULZ: Crazy Bro: GAYS ARE SINNING BECAUSE SEX IS ONLY FOR PROCREATION. Me: Is that so? Mom told everyone how you hired a hooker last month. Crazy Bro: 🫪🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Me:
Laughing DiCaprio
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still stuck here.😍
Anthony Angel summons Slorch the Vile to translate archaic text
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes you need to draw a sapphic, pleather-y vampire.
Sexy vampire over a sexy lady who is holding a crucifix and has been bit
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QRP your skull art! Heh heh heh😈
Death from my ANGSTAGEDDON
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
David Tennant’s sad face is on par with some of the best!
Sad face CrowleySad face obsession Sad face Midsommer
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was sooooo close to ruining my lungs by nabbing this cutie! Alas! Perimenopause means horrific allergies (which is COMMON according to my allergist! WTF???)and this cutie will have to belong to a not art witch.
Tuxedo kitten at my vet’s office
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
congratulations! I was sooooo close to joining you today! Alas, my allergy shots only made me able to tolerate, not adopt, minions.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to watch this movie IMMEDIATELY if only to see if I can spot exactly when the director was like “ ya know what? Imma go ahead and make Free Willy 3 after this.”
https://letterboxd.com/journal/deep-cut-erotic-thrillers-starter-pack/
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Share this with any idiots who are still struggling with the concept of consent.
When idiots try to point out Jane Doe showed up as a willing partier.
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I told my husband you have to explain it to these mouthbreathers in simple terms. It's like going to a pizza party and being excited to get the two slices you were looking forward to. Sweet! Two slices! Nice!
But then a line forms and everyone has a slice in hand. They start cramming the slices in your mouth even as you're saying
"no thank you! Stop! I've eaten enough!" But they don't stop and then text other party goers to join in.
You're choking and have a split lip from guests shoving pizza down your throat, so you go tell the host what happened. Then the host says "well, YOU came for pizza, didn't you? I don't see any problem here."
And that's as simple as I can get without drawing stick figures for these morons.
...
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st! Enjoy this #goodomens nonsense
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another #residentevil art? Yes have some!
Bryan runs into Leon Kennedy from the games as he’s fleeing monsters.
He yells at Leon to run.
Leon just does the smug anime chuckle.Leon sashays over to the monsters and annihilates them to Bryan’s growing concern morphed into abject horror for the suddenly sympathetic ghouls.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where my #residentevil fans at?? I LOVED this movie!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Art for the fabulously hilarious @quitequaintrelle.bsky.social Fic linked below!
1970s ineffables stoned and causing mayhem at a theatre screening Star Wars! 
Read the linked fic!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m feeling GRRRRLy right now. Have some lady omens.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if not there…
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welp! AI took my storyboard job, BUT IT’LL NEVER TAKE MY FEET N’ PEEEEEEENS! -Mel Gibson, probably
A picture of John Hamm as Gabriel holding a book with PORNOGRAPHY written on the bottom.

People at party talking about their respectable, normal, civilized jobs: Oh! You're an artist? What kind of art do you do??
Me happily without a care:
Pornography!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Less gravity means less bone density and before you know it, we’re all built like Wall-E citizens!
Wall-e scene showing skeletons of crew
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I do tattoo designs! #tattoo #sherlock fan who loves Mycroft #illustrator #artsky
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally caught this little jerk that’s been evading all my traps. Guess who’s going for a one way ride to the forest preserve, Buster! (Yeah, yeah. I’m a sucker who can’t do kill traps.)
Mouse in a live trap looking at me with betrayed eyes.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Retired NOT expired. #goodomens living their best lives
Man bun Crowley dipping Aziraphale mid-dance and his halo falls right off.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This you?
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mwah mwah mwah AND THEY WERE BOTH BOYS mwah mwah mwah Where my horny Loki fans at?
Loki and Mobius getting handsy and flirty.
Why?

BECAUSE I CAN
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I also like this photo from our vacation:
Me pointing westward and saying fuck off
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This one!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me after dropping some stone cold toad facts straight to your face:
Me posing like an idiot smartypants on a stony beach in Door County
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What it feels like inside my head having imposter syndrome, terminal sarcasm along with a healthy does of existential dread:
A person using another person as a club to beat another person. all labeled “me”
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Naga’nna lie! It looks good on you!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In honor of Texacilian’s meathead brother’s ample use of the word cunt, as if we don’t love ours and take it like a compliment because that means we are warm and have depth.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why are they both making this face?
Otter in a crown
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My hands reaching through the screen to nab these facial refs!
Hands reaching towards you on a black background
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do I have a copious amount of Slorch content on my Patreon since a certain movie release? Yes. Am I going to stem the tide of said Slorch content to a more reasonable amount? This IS me being reasonable. -Scarlet Witch, prolly
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My “Are you seeing this shit??” face hasn’t changed one bit.
My fat-faced baby self having concerned thoughts.


Me, 1978, understanding why cicadas scream nonstop when they emerge.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not jealous AT ALL.
Crowley using his grasshopper legs to kick Mr. Brown into the next century.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I fixed the Finger Kiss™️ #goodomens finger lickin’ good
Crowley kissing Aziraphale during  COITUS MAXIMUS as Aziraphale FINALLY SAYS I love you while looking him in his EYEBALL
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They deserve it. ALL THE RATIO!!!
Ratio yogurt
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anthony needed to translate an occult grimoire so he forcefully obtained the help of the only fallen angel that could do it. #goodomens my name is Gleafer and I am a Slorchaholic
Slorch is glowing chains reading a grimoire while Anthony keeps the binding spell intact, telling him to READ FASTER.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Crowlotl is about to be dragged to The Maury Povich show. “The test says, YOU ARE THE FATHER!” *audience gasps*
Crowlotl holding up a baby LOTL that is being a giant dork just like he is. Clearly the spawn are his. Khkhkhkh!
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
22 and 26 when we started dating and now 22 years married and 26 years together today! You’re my Happily Ever After @brentseehafer.com Happy anniversary!
Our smiling faces at the theatreOur happy faces in Miami
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This might be the cutest thing I’ve ever drawn.
Baby merlotl beeping
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh I can think of a few OTHER things!
Homemade Chocochip cookies
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So Drumpf is going to be 20 minutes from my home in two weeks and I can smell the ass fog already. Be a shame if I showed with a No Kings sign while wearing this t-shirt I just bought.
Always Lake Ontario and The Gulf of Mexico shirt
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also feathers!😆
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No lie detected. *glares at 52% wyt women who voted maga*
"My life's ambition is to make white women as smart as Black women. Because the group of women who still vote against their own self-interest are white married women."
Gloria Steinem, The Humanist interview
[2012]
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If this shitty weather would stop THAT’D BE GREAT.
Pepper the happy centaur not so happy hiding under a tree during another thunderstorm.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SLORCHLOTL BEHBEHS
A few months back Crowlotl and Slorchlotl had a little afternoon delight! Which lead to an unexpected surprise times three.

Slorchlotl enjoying a piece of fruit when his stomach grumbles. They look down to see a wee merlotl pup.
Then two more.

Then Slorchlotl screamt the screaming screamt of jumpscare moms everywhere.
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