Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Redid the background for As It Ever Was to make it a bit more eye-catching 265
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/09/2026MMORPG night at the club, and I went with “sexy necromancer.” I danced a ton and did a bunch of quests (read: a list of little tasks to do, like “drink a glass of water” or “join a group dance”) to earn enough XP to get a plushie (my new familiar, Selene). 261
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/09/2026Pharmacy: Your Progesterone refill is ready Me: Already?! I have so much still! Why does every other Rx have me scrape by on fumes before a refill but prog ends up backlogged? Also me: [Forgets to take her Progesterone for the third night in a row.] 130
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026Hail Mary, full of grace, Alice is Missing without a trace. 0195
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026I want to tell a joke about political wrangling among vampire clans in a modern setting, but I don’t know any, so I’m going to laboriously alter my Dungeons and Dragons joke to kind of work for that purpose. 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/09/2026Spent several hours miserable today because I woke up at 2 and couldn’t get back to sleep. Utterly, even scarily miserable. Then I forced myself to get dressed up a little nicer than I normally would, and you know what? I feel better. Tired, but like myself again. I am, at heart, a simple girl. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/09/2026Something like this? It's not going to top the original guisarme in my book, but I will concede that Little Death wields a nice spear. 0101
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Never pass up an opportunity to dress up like a sexy forest witch. 1112
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Insurance is trying to deny the anesthesia during my surgery; they appear to be deciding that because the claim mentions my BMI (presumably to justify the levels of anesthesia used?) then it is a not-covered "weight loss procedure." Ah, navigating the American medical system while fat. 020
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Repeat after me: I'm hot and everyone wants me. 😘💗 131
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026[Guy who is woefully uninformed about queerness but is trying to have a conversation with a lesbian triad he just met] "So, uh... which two of you are the men in the relationship?" 270
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/09/2026🎶 We built this city!🎶 🎶 We built this city on third wave ska! 🎶 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 05/09/2026The first time I read this I somehow overlooked the label on the factory, and came to the conclusion that Homestuck was intended to save the entire American economy. And I was like yeah, that makes sense. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 24/08/2026I thought that Lesbian Space Princess was really good, actually. I get how someone can disagree. It's weird, awkward, offputting. But there's no good-faith way to call it transphobic. That's Tumblr-brained bullshit from folks eager to dogpile. Sick of social media. Logging off for a few weeks. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 19/08/2026So I’ve been dilating regularly for about a month now and I usually do a crossword puzzle on my phone because, like, gotta do something for 20 minutes. Anyway I do worry that I’m going to develop some sort of psychosexual fixation on EPEEs. 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026So, among the many things I‘ve been doing whilst I recover is jewelry making, as evidenced by these earrings hand-made out of two of the dozens of Lego brick-separators I have kicking around. 151
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026Obviously it’s Very Funny when TERFs misunderstand a before and after photo and shout “you’ll always be a man” at a trans dude. But like. Can they not recognize which photo is happy? I’m autistic, I’m not great at facial expressions, but I can tell a glassy-eyed pretend smile from a real one. 040
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/08/2026Time traveler who did not study very hard in their American Slang of the 20th and 21st Centuries class: “Uh… six seven skidoo?” 170
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there. 091
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Master Appalachia: Undefeated of the South East @wilagames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If a vampire pays their taxes they don't actually need to be invited into the public library. The library belongs to all tax payers. Librarians would argue that the library belongs to anybody even people that don't pay taxes, but librarians don't make the vampire rules and they know it. 032
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/07/2026Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us. 0133
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026Thinking about doing a revised and updated edition of “Penis 2.0.77,” as the genital customization tables failed to account for the look I am currently sporting, which is best described as “The Bride of Frankenstein.” 340
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.) 231
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 22/07/2026I wonder if dilation is the thing that gets me back into podcasts. … listening to them, not making them. Although…? Twenty minute free-form pod exclusively hosted by post-op dolls where every episode begins with the host saying “Just a second, I gotta—oh! There we go! Okay! Okay, hello everyone…” 120
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/07/2026I have been given my discharge papers! I am going home! Consider this bottom: surgeried. 2181
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Amber Piona @geekydancer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I finished my quilt! I actually finished it a while ago, and then -immediately- put it to use. It is, as I hoped, the perfect weight for summer. 021
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 18/07/2026It was nice of the Kickstarter campaign for a really cool-looking pen to have an obvious AI slop campaign video. Easiest hundred bucks I ever saved. 060
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 18/07/2026Just to be clear: if I don’t make it out of the hospital, it’s not because of surgical complications or pneumonia, it’s because I got so bored I decided to eat my own face. (I know, I know, bored is the best way to be in the hospital when alternatives include “terrified” or “in agony”. But still!) 250
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/07/2026The thing about an extended stay in the hospital is that intellectually I understand that bodies are natural and requiring assistance is valid but gosh do I have to confront my internalized ableism every time I choose between asking for the bedpan or just… holding it in until I get home. 040
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/07/2026Me: So I have a thing for girls doing pet play, and it’s especially hot if I am sorta in the dominant role, but you’re still intense and domineering. a catgirl, her eyes enormous: you KINK Miette? you make her kinky like the foot? oh! oh! jail for mommy! jail for mommy for One Thousand Years!!!! 161
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/07/2026Me: So I have a thing for girls doing pet play, and it’s especially hot if I am sorta in the dominant role, but you’re still intense and domineering. a catgirl, her eyes enormous: you KINK Miette? you make her kinky like the foot? oh! oh! jail for mommy! jail for mommy for One Thousand Years!!!! 161
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/07/2026Okay well now I’m bored and greasy and still in the hospital, which is frankly, some bullshit. 050
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/07/2026Good morning friends! Damn, I good for a dame who got chopped last night. Anyway I am sore and sleepy and stuck in bed for a week but all is well. I did the thing. 6243
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026IT IS...TIME.... For the Queer Winter Poetry of 2026. YOU identify on the queer spectrum, want to receive a typewriter-written poem in December-ish of 2026, and have been waiting all year to sign up. #QueerlyBeloved The Link: forms.gle/KeMPu6bYyWqu...forms.gleQueer Poetry in Winter Signup! (December Unnamed)A signup sheet to receive one snail mailed typewritten original poem from @Genderqueerwolf in December, 2026 You can find more at Support GenderQueerWolf ❤️ FAQ: Am I queer enough? Do you self-ident... 63717
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 10/07/2026Some “Lara’s pee” news for the freaks out there: if all goes according to plan, this gender-neutral Cap Hill bathroom features the last urinal I shall ever use! 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/07/2026I was about to have a sensory-overwhelm shutdown at the grocery store when I suddenly remembered that I had noise-cancelling earbuds. That's right, ya girl actually Used Her Accessibility Tool, and frankly, I think I deserve a little treat. (In addition to, uh, not having a full-on shutdown, obvi.) 190
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/07/2026I like to think of myself as a sex-positive, unashamed kind of dame, but walking up to the cashier with an armful of laxatives, an enema bag, lubricant, and a foam ring cushion, I felt the deep urge to yell out "this is for surgical prep, I'm not going to have any fun with any of this!" 040
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 01/07/2026Apropos of nothing in particular: having been a huge Potter fan in the past is ALSO a red flag. Like, even if you disavow it all now, the latent fash attitudes were always there. It was always a corporate-pushed IP. The writing got astonishingly lazy as they went on. You always deserved better. 020
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 30/06/2026Okay so. If I'm watching a YouTube video on my computer, and I pause it, then when I unpause, there is no sound. The tab says it's making sound, but there is none. I need to refresh the page for there to be sound again. Why is... this thing? 110
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/06/2026So, are we all agreed that Gangle attempted suicide right before being put in the Amazing Digital Circus? Like. Her “accident.” With the truck. Was no accident. It seems obvious, to me. But so did Jax’s thing, and gods know the media literacy of TADC fans has been brought into question this month. 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/06/2026So anyway I bought a car today, and also a man was secretly living in the emergency exit stairwell of my workplace's garage, and also I'm getting lifechanging surgery in two and a half weeks. If you want to know how I'm doing, it's... complicated. 181
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I made this useful chart so you can see how the female genders are applied! Such a special culture Of particular interest is that trans women in the Western world are not permitted to transition to either Virgin or Mother- only Whore or Crone, the valueless genders! Fascinating 3229
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/06/2026Some days we define victory as making things easier for your future self. Some days we define victory as simply making it to the end of the day. Today I am defining victory as “not hauling off and punching someone at my place of work,” and frankly, victory is not as likely as would prefer. 060