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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️

@glaiveguisarme.com
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Larabella Paige Turner, the original Glaive-Guisarmier. Library worker, hot mom, LGBTQTπ, semi-retired RPG dev, 'tism rizz out the wazoo. She/her. pfp by @rosalarian.bsky.social

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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/09/2026
MMORPG night at the club, and I went with “sexy necromancer.” I danced a ton and did a bunch of quests (read: a list of little tasks to do, like “drink a glass of water” or “join a group dance”) to earn enough XP to get a plushie (my new familiar, Selene).
Lara in a bodice, black robe, and dark tights. She’s covered in necromancer tat: a skull bag, yanking bones, a bunch of eclectic necklaces. Lara, same outfit but with a stuffed moth.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/09/2026
Spent several hours miserable today because I woke up at 2 and couldn’t get back to sleep. Utterly, even scarily miserable. Then I forced myself to get dressed up a little nicer than I normally would, and you know what? I feel better. Tired, but like myself again. I am, at heart, a simple girl.
Lara, wearing a bodycon green dress and black shrug, posing.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/09/2026
Something like this? It's not going to top the original guisarme in my book, but I will concede that Little Death wields a nice spear.
Modified version of the trans war flag by @jackalpants.bsky.social . Square, with deep blue in the bottom left, warm pink in the top right, and a thick band of white separating the colors that runs from the top left to the bottom right.

From bottom left to top right is a black icon of a double-headed spear (rather than the original Italian bill-style guisarme).
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026
Never pass up an opportunity to dress up like a sexy forest witch.
Lara in a black dress, grey cloak, and purple boots.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/09/2026
It checks out. I mean, there's room for interpretation, especially with the legacy heroes who can have a dozen different origins and personalities, but broadly speaking it wasn't hard to fill in. (Did it twice after I realized that the first nine heroes I could think of were all dudes. Bleh.)
Two matrices, with Alex's power source categories on one axis and her heroic attributes on the other. To make this legible at all, I'm going to summarize them as Parents, Myself, and Ass-Backwards for the first, and Get Up, Solve Problems, and Save Everyone for the second. 

So the results are as follows:

Parents, Get Up: Thor and Gamora
Parents, Solve Problems: Martian Manhunter and Raven
Parents, Save Everyone: Superman and Galaxy
Myself, Get Up: Iron Man and Batgirl
Myself, Solve Problems: Batman and Black Widow
Myself, Save Everyone: Captain America and Wonder Woman
Ass-Backwards, Get Up: Spider-Man and Dreamer
Ass-Backwards, Solve Problems: The Flash and Spider-Gwen
Ass-Backwards, Save Everyone: The Thing and Hawkgirl
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026
So, among the many things I‘ve been doing whilst I recover is jewelry making, as evidenced by these earrings hand-made out of two of the dozens of Lego brick-separators I have kicking around.
Lara, selfie, wearing earrings made of chunky orange plastic.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026
Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there.
A stuffed shark with embroidered balloons (dark pink, light pink, white, light orange, and dark orange) on her tail.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/07/2026
Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us.
Lara posing with a stuffed shark. Lara has a tattoo of a plush blue shark on her arm, and the shark has a cursive L in a pink heart embroidered on its fin.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/07/2026
99.1% Weird, Fucked-Up Saline.
Plastic bottle with clear liquid, labeled “0.9% Normal Saline.”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026
Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.)
A pokemon style type chart that lists the following:

knight sister bug slime alien puppy princess deer snake lizard kitty fairy rat horror handler robot dragon goddess mommy fish maid doll demon bunny pirate vampire gamer angel fox spider brat bird nerd pool toy elf little were- goth plant slut clown plushy witch horse cow
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/07/2026
I have been given my discharge papers! I am going home! Consider this bottom: surgeried.
Lara in a car, smiling kinda manic, hugging a stuffed shark.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/07/2026
Good morning friends! Damn, I good for a dame who got chopped last night. Anyway I am sore and sleepy and stuck in bed for a week but all is well. I did the thing.
Lara in a hospital bed
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/07/2026
Check in time is noon on Monday.
Dawn of the second day
48 hour remain.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 10/07/2026
Some “Lara’s pee” news for the freaks out there: if all goes according to plan, this gender-neutral Cap Hill bathroom features the last urinal I shall ever use!
Lara pointing at a urinal in a modern public bathroom.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/06/2026
Holy shit holy shit holy shit Y'all the scheduler called TODAY. My life is being ever-so-slightly upended. But, uh. Ya girl's doing the thing. In three weeks.
Screenshot of a Mychart medical portal. The pertinent bits are the big friendly "Welcome, Lara!" at the top, and the top procedure:

RECONSTRUCTION, GENITALIA + 1 more procedure

Procedure date: Jul 13, 2026
2 procedures scheduled
3 weeks until procedures
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/06/2026
The rave theme is Sports. So my derby gear, lying fallow since I got fucking arthritis, will suffice.
Lara in derby gear
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/06/2026
Oh hey, I missed it at the time but I had an itty bitty cameo in @rosalarian.bsky.social’s comic, Magical Women (amongst several others filling out a collection of random faces). I look pretty cute. (It’s a LARP sword, although the illustration could be a spankin’ paddle. This is not a complaint!)
Black and white cartoon line drawing of a woman with shoulder length hair and glasses, holding what looks like a paddle or small bat. Color photograph from which the previous drawing was referenced.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 08/06/2026
The last hour of my very good vacation to California. I saw good friends I had not seen in years! I got hella stoned, I bawled in a movie theater, and I stayed with the best hosts I could ask for twice in a row. What a totally fabulous time.
A first-person view of a pair of feet with magenta-painted toenails, in the blue water of a small pool. A book is seen open in the foreground.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 07/06/2026
I’m on a train! I love this! Yeah okay it is much slower than flying and not appreciably cheaper but hot DAMN if it isn’t more comfortable by far. (And yes, there is only a selfie in this post because my tits look really good today, I am a simple girl, really.)
Lara, selfie, in the seat of an Amtrak car. Importantly, her dress is fairly low cut so her cleavage is on display.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 06/06/2026
Thank you! Polearms are so cool! (Pictured: an elven warrior glaive I got for my birthday!)
Lara with a glaive!
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 06/06/2026
Finally updated my lock screen for Pride and also maybe forever? (Panel from Yellow Brick Ramble by @daisyfm.net; it makes me smile whenever I see it and also the comic is real good y’all.)
Phone lock screen, showing a sideways panel of a sepia-toned cartoon girl with a furious face saying “AWAY FROM THESE HET’ROSEX’ALS”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/05/2026
Hello my name is Larabella Dynamite and my rack looks good in this top.
Lara, selfie, in a cleavage-baring purple top.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/05/2026
Happy new piercing day to meeeeee! Unrelated: holy shit does tucking my hair behind my ear hurt all of a sudden.
Close up of an ear with two piercings in the lobe and one in the upper cartilage.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/05/2026
Unacceptable to bury this beautiful line in the alt text.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/05/2026
Not only is this panel (from @planetx.bsky.social’s Galaxy: as the World Falls Down) the precise dimensions of a Bluesky profile banner, it’s noticeably blank riiiiight where the avatar goes. How about that. (Also go read G:atWFD and everything else Galaxy, she rocks.)
A purple alien girl saying “I’m a trans lesbian.”Previous picture, perfectly sized as a Bluesky profile banner.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 07/05/2026
Far be it from me to not do as I’m told.
Lara holding a banana. Lara holding a leaf.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/04/2026
Lara with a glaive guisarme, behind a table full of zines.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/04/2026
Y’all, if you are in or around Everett WA today, come to the Bayside Cafe for the first ever Evergreen Zine Fest! I will have games, other folks will have other delights, and you can get food at the best vegan restaurant in Washington.
Ad for Evergreen Zine Fest, 11-5 on 4/25 at the Bayside Cafe in Everett.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/04/2026
It’s Library Worker’s Day and Lesbian Visibility Week, so check out your local lesbrarian.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 03/04/2026
Autism Awareness Day! I know I was JUST visible, but now you gotta be aware of me too. (Feels weird to have those right on top of each other given how extensive the overlap is, but whatever. I can accept a gift that counts for both days.)
Lara, selfie, with rainbow Lego earrings and a Fallout shirt.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 31/03/2026
Trans Day of Visibility! Look! You can change what makes you miserable. Look! Trans people can be happy and successful. Look! We exist, have always existed, will always exist. Look! We are trying so hard to make space for everyone. Being visible is a privilege and responsibility. Happy TDoV.
Lara, an auburn-haired woman with dark pink catseye glasses, a tan wide-brimmed fedora, and a baby pink jacket. Her earrings and ring are trans flag colors. The
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 31/03/2026
… checks out.
Lara in front of a frozen yogurt dispenser labeled “original tart”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 30/03/2026
I slept in a TENT.
Lara and a tent
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 08/03/2026
Exciting! Here’s my most recent selfie. (Ignore the plaid boffer sword. Or don’t, I guess, I don’t know what’s going on in the panel.)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/02/2026
For an upcoming zine fest I asked a friend to make stickers of the trans battle flag (by @jackalpants.bsky.social ). Because he’s a madlad he made regular, glossy, sparkly, starfield, and matte translucent variants. Also I asked for 2 dozen and got like 60. Gonna slap these fuckers everywhere.
Five stickers of the trans battle flag (a black Guisarme diagonal on a blue, white, and pink background)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/02/2026
… Animal Crossing, you can’t just copy me like this what the fuck.
An anthropomorphic mouse from Animal Crossing says “It’s real important for me to keep up my voice training.”An anthropomorphic mouse from animal crossing says “eh, I’m more of a melee girl anyway.”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/01/2026
In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!
Lara, selfie, with a tattoo of a gold ring that says “all shall love me and despair”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/01/2026
Shuffle your longest playlist. The first song to come up is your energy for this new year. Let’s go. This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent.
Album art for “Syke! Life Is Awesome!” by Bomb the Music Industry!
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 30/12/2025
The last book of the year. A good one; what if the cozy vibes of Legends and Lattes but with an actual plot? And stakes? A rattkin bookseller ends up accidentally traveling with an elf adventurer and goblin prisoner, and such larks follow. It’s about growing older and rebooting your life a little.
Brigands and Breadknives, by Travis Baldree. An elf, a rattkin, and a goblin sit around a campfire.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 28/12/2025
At the THEATRE with a fresh cup of bloodwine (a delicious mulled wine). Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol.
Playbill for A Klingon Christmas Carol and a paper cup in Lara’s hand.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 19/12/2025
T. Kingfisher could write a whole-ass novel every day for the next thousand years and she would not come up with a character more immediately and viscerally loathsome than Evangeline, the titular sorceress. I hate her so much. Loved the book. Always love a Kingfisher, honestly.
A Sorceress Comes to Call, by T. Kingfisher. Golden trees on a black background.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/12/2025
Recommended by a coworker; the staff at a dictionary receive mysterious riddlesome clues about someone who disappeared a decade ago. A mystery by, for, and about people who love words for their own sake. I enjoyed it. Taught me the meaning of “vellichor.”
Guilty by Definition, by Susie Dent. A knife stabs a book.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/12/2025
Just me and the girls enjoying some blue, Jaws-themed wine.
Lara, Blahaj, and her Blahaj tattoo, with a bottle of blue liquid labeled JAWS.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/12/2025
Amber told me about LightMyBricks, and so I got some lights! For my bricks! Specifically, I added some lighting to my Great Deku Tree Lego set. I am so very proud of this! The way the Master Sword glows? So good! Ah!
A lego set. A glowing sword, in a forest, being observed by a swordsman in a blue shirt. A giant cherry tree with a face looks on.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 10/12/2025
I know I’m not supposed to hit on patrons at work, but gosh, how could I resist a gorgeous gal with a glowing gok-do?
Lara, posing flirty with a cutout image of Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 09/12/2025
Spent the weekend at a lovely tiny RPG con, and had an absolutely wonderful time. A small part of it was the fact that the venue had a lovely little porch where you could enjoy downtown Seattle and get smiled on by the Space Needle.
Lara, posing with the Space Needle in the distance.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/12/2025
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for…
Package for OMNI “Plant-Based Meat-Style Luncheon
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/12/2025
Ah, my 2025 word cloud. Looks like I'm interested in fucking, books, girls, and Murderbot. That... that feels fair, I guess. anisota.net/harvest
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fucking" (28×), "book" (27×), "trans" (26×), "fuck" (23×), "myself" (21×), "girl" (20×), "books" (19×), "library" (19×), "game" (18×), "murderbot" (17×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 28/11/2025
Homemade chocolate pudding pie, with homemade whipped cream. And also, me! Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits. It was a really, really good day.
Lara, holding up a chocolate pie with whipped cream on it.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/11/2025
A queer ex-couple who work at the same IKEA-analogous furniture store discover are forced to travel the multiverse when a customer gets lost in a portal to another dimension, which it turns out is just a thing that happens at IKEAs. Slight, silly, sweet. Altogether enjoyable.
Finna, by Nino Cipri. A pattern of bolts and axle wrenches, the sort you find in IKEA furniture.
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