LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/09/2026MMORPG night at the club, and I went with “sexy necromancer.” I danced a ton and did a bunch of quests (read: a list of little tasks to do, like “drink a glass of water” or “join a group dance”) to earn enough XP to get a plushie (my new familiar, Selene). 261
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/09/2026Spent several hours miserable today because I woke up at 2 and couldn’t get back to sleep. Utterly, even scarily miserable. Then I forced myself to get dressed up a little nicer than I normally would, and you know what? I feel better. Tired, but like myself again. I am, at heart, a simple girl. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/09/2026Something like this? It's not going to top the original guisarme in my book, but I will concede that Little Death wields a nice spear. 0101
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Never pass up an opportunity to dress up like a sexy forest witch. 1112
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/09/2026It checks out. I mean, there's room for interpretation, especially with the legacy heroes who can have a dozen different origins and personalities, but broadly speaking it wasn't hard to fill in. (Did it twice after I realized that the first nine heroes I could think of were all dudes. Bleh.) 111
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026So, among the many things I‘ve been doing whilst I recover is jewelry making, as evidenced by these earrings hand-made out of two of the dozens of Lego brick-separators I have kicking around. 151
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there. 091
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/07/2026Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us. 0133
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.) 231
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/07/2026I have been given my discharge papers! I am going home! Consider this bottom: surgeried. 2181
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/07/2026Good morning friends! Damn, I good for a dame who got chopped last night. Anyway I am sore and sleepy and stuck in bed for a week but all is well. I did the thing. 6243
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 10/07/2026Some “Lara’s pee” news for the freaks out there: if all goes according to plan, this gender-neutral Cap Hill bathroom features the last urinal I shall ever use! 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/06/2026Holy shit holy shit holy shit Y'all the scheduler called TODAY. My life is being ever-so-slightly upended. But, uh. Ya girl's doing the thing. In three weeks. 190
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/06/2026The rave theme is Sports. So my derby gear, lying fallow since I got fucking arthritis, will suffice. 070
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/06/2026Oh hey, I missed it at the time but I had an itty bitty cameo in @rosalarian.bsky.social’s comic, Magical Women (amongst several others filling out a collection of random faces). I look pretty cute. (It’s a LARP sword, although the illustration could be a spankin’ paddle. This is not a complaint!) 1123
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 08/06/2026The last hour of my very good vacation to California. I saw good friends I had not seen in years! I got hella stoned, I bawled in a movie theater, and I stayed with the best hosts I could ask for twice in a row. What a totally fabulous time. 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 07/06/2026I’m on a train! I love this! Yeah okay it is much slower than flying and not appreciably cheaper but hot DAMN if it isn’t more comfortable by far. (And yes, there is only a selfie in this post because my tits look really good today, I am a simple girl, really.) 3131
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 06/06/2026Thank you! Polearms are so cool! (Pictured: an elven warrior glaive I got for my birthday!) 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 06/06/2026Finally updated my lock screen for Pride and also maybe forever? (Panel from Yellow Brick Ramble by @daisyfm.net; it makes me smile whenever I see it and also the comic is real good y’all.) 071
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/05/2026Hello my name is Larabella Dynamite and my rack looks good in this top. 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/05/2026Happy new piercing day to meeeeee! Unrelated: holy shit does tucking my hair behind my ear hurt all of a sudden. 051
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/05/2026Unacceptable to bury this beautiful line in the alt text. 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/05/2026Not only is this panel (from @planetx.bsky.social’s Galaxy: as the World Falls Down) the precise dimensions of a Bluesky profile banner, it’s noticeably blank riiiiight where the avatar goes. How about that. (Also go read G:atWFD and everything else Galaxy, she rocks.) 1315
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/04/2026Y’all, if you are in or around Everett WA today, come to the Bayside Cafe for the first ever Evergreen Zine Fest! I will have games, other folks will have other delights, and you can get food at the best vegan restaurant in Washington. 064
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/04/2026It’s Library Worker’s Day and Lesbian Visibility Week, so check out your local lesbrarian. 2161
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 03/04/2026Autism Awareness Day! I know I was JUST visible, but now you gotta be aware of me too. (Feels weird to have those right on top of each other given how extensive the overlap is, but whatever. I can accept a gift that counts for both days.) 150
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 31/03/2026Trans Day of Visibility! Look! You can change what makes you miserable. Look! Trans people can be happy and successful. Look! We exist, have always existed, will always exist. Look! We are trying so hard to make space for everyone. Being visible is a privilege and responsibility. Happy TDoV. 081
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 08/03/2026Exciting! Here’s my most recent selfie. (Ignore the plaid boffer sword. Or don’t, I guess, I don’t know what’s going on in the panel.) 000
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/02/2026For an upcoming zine fest I asked a friend to make stickers of the trans battle flag (by @jackalpants.bsky.social ). Because he’s a madlad he made regular, glossy, sparkly, starfield, and matte translucent variants. Also I asked for 2 dozen and got like 60. Gonna slap these fuckers everywhere. 3165
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/02/2026… Animal Crossing, you can’t just copy me like this what the fuck. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/01/2026In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair! 161
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/01/2026Shuffle your longest playlist. The first song to come up is your energy for this new year. Let’s go. This feels, on the whole, like a positive portent. 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 30/12/2025The last book of the year. A good one; what if the cozy vibes of Legends and Lattes but with an actual plot? And stakes? A rattkin bookseller ends up accidentally traveling with an elf adventurer and goblin prisoner, and such larks follow. It’s about growing older and rebooting your life a little. 000
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 28/12/2025At the THEATRE with a fresh cup of bloodwine (a delicious mulled wine). Turns out Dickens is even better in the original tlhIngan Hol. 161
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 19/12/2025T. Kingfisher could write a whole-ass novel every day for the next thousand years and she would not come up with a character more immediately and viscerally loathsome than Evangeline, the titular sorceress. I hate her so much. Loved the book. Always love a Kingfisher, honestly. 100
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/12/2025Recommended by a coworker; the staff at a dictionary receive mysterious riddlesome clues about someone who disappeared a decade ago. A mystery by, for, and about people who love words for their own sake. I enjoyed it. Taught me the meaning of “vellichor.” 100
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/12/2025Just me and the girls enjoying some blue, Jaws-themed wine. 071
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/12/2025Amber told me about LightMyBricks, and so I got some lights! For my bricks! Specifically, I added some lighting to my Great Deku Tree Lego set. I am so very proud of this! The way the Master Sword glows? So good! Ah! 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 10/12/2025I know I’m not supposed to hit on patrons at work, but gosh, how could I resist a gorgeous gal with a glowing gok-do? 071
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 09/12/2025Spent the weekend at a lovely tiny RPG con, and had an absolutely wonderful time. A small part of it was the fact that the venue had a lovely little porch where you could enjoy downtown Seattle and get smiled on by the Space Needle. 051
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/12/2025Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you’re prepared for… 150
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 04/12/2025Ah, my 2025 word cloud. Looks like I'm interested in fucking, books, girls, and Murderbot. That... that feels fair, I guess. anisota.net/harvest 120
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 28/11/2025Homemade chocolate pudding pie, with homemade whipped cream. And also, me! Not pictured: my wife and kid, and my girlfriend and her kid, all gathered together around one table for the first time, eating pizza, playing games, and doing our various little bits. It was a really, really good day. 050
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/11/2025A queer ex-couple who work at the same IKEA-analogous furniture store discover are forced to travel the multiverse when a customer gets lost in a portal to another dimension, which it turns out is just a thing that happens at IKEAs. Slight, silly, sweet. Altogether enjoyable. 100