Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Redid the background for As It Ever Was to make it a bit more eye-catching 265
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/09/2026MMORPG night at the club, and I went with “sexy necromancer.” I danced a ton and did a bunch of quests (read: a list of little tasks to do, like “drink a glass of water” or “join a group dance”) to earn enough XP to get a plushie (my new familiar, Selene). 261
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/09/2026Is that a little cardboard 3D train? Are those dice little passengers in the cars? Oh my goodness! I want to play! (I haven’t played a huge and fiddly board game with a rule book as long as a novella in like a decade. I need to remedy this.) 120
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/09/2026Not too badly; I already cycle it so I have a week with none regularly (and then a regular week, a double dose week, and a regular week again). And every so often I take like 4 at a time and have Weird Horny Dreams. 130
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/09/2026Pharmacy: Your Progesterone refill is ready Me: Already?! I have so much still! Why does every other Rx have me scrape by on fumes before a refill but prog ends up backlogged? Also me: [Forgets to take her Progesterone for the third night in a row.] 130
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026Fukkin' ow. Yeah, this one has teeth and I love it and hate it and feel it. 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026If a pack of petite puppygirls has sex could we call it a corgi or-gi? 001
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026Hail Mary, full of grace, Alice is Missing without a trace. 0195
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026I want to tell a joke about political wrangling among vampire clans in a modern setting, but I don’t know any, so I’m going to laboriously alter my Dungeons and Dragons joke to kind of work for that purpose. 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/09/2026At a little over two months, when things are still actively weird and changing, upkeep is involved and annoying, and I am still on occasion surprised... there's no disruption or wrongness. Not normal yet, but nevertheless correct. Bodies. What the fuck. 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/09/2026Spent several hours miserable today because I woke up at 2 and couldn’t get back to sleep. Utterly, even scarily miserable. Then I forced myself to get dressed up a little nicer than I normally would, and you know what? I feel better. Tired, but like myself again. I am, at heart, a simple girl. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/09/2026Something like this? It's not going to top the original guisarme in my book, but I will concede that Little Death wields a nice spear. 0101
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Post pictures of your legs? Yes, yes you definitely should. (Also that's a super cute color.) 000
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Never pass up an opportunity to dress up like a sexy forest witch. 1112
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Insurance is trying to deny the anesthesia during my surgery; they appear to be deciding that because the claim mentions my BMI (presumably to justify the levels of anesthesia used?) then it is a not-covered "weight loss procedure." Ah, navigating the American medical system while fat. 020
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026Repeat after me: I'm hot and everyone wants me. 😘💗 131
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026Just humor, thank goodness. I've been asked a lot of extremely wild questions in my time, but nothing quite that absurd. 011
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026I fully accept this new stereotype, which meshes well with my pre-existing belief that one member of a lesbian triad is always wearing a football helmet. 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026[Guy who is woefully uninformed about queerness but is trying to have a conversation with a lesbian triad he just met] "So, uh... which two of you are the men in the relationship?" 270
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/09/2026Oh! Literally my favorite book I read last year (and that was a good year!) Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/09/2026🎶 We built this city!🎶 🎶 We built this city on third wave ska! 🎶 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 05/09/2026I'm still not convinced that I'm not hiding somewhere in there. I am VERY sneaky. (Miss you too.) 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 05/09/2026The first time I read this I somehow overlooked the label on the factory, and came to the conclusion that Homestuck was intended to save the entire American economy. And I was like yeah, that makes sense. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/09/2026It checks out. I mean, there's room for interpretation, especially with the legacy heroes who can have a dozen different origins and personalities, but broadly speaking it wasn't hard to fill in. (Did it twice after I realized that the first nine heroes I could think of were all dudes. Bleh.) 111
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 24/08/2026I thought that Lesbian Space Princess was really good, actually. I get how someone can disagree. It's weird, awkward, offputting. But there's no good-faith way to call it transphobic. That's Tumblr-brained bullshit from folks eager to dogpile. Sick of social media. Logging off for a few weeks. 061
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/08/2026A sport sword similar to a fencing foil. But more importantly, a short and vowel-heavy word, which makes it a classic bit of crosswordese that gridheads like myself will see over and over and over. And also... something that's kinda sexy, if you think about it. 120
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 19/08/2026So I’ve been dilating regularly for about a month now and I usually do a crossword puzzle on my phone because, like, gotta do something for 20 minutes. Anyway I do worry that I’m going to develop some sort of psychosexual fixation on EPEEs. 140
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026So, among the many things I‘ve been doing whilst I recover is jewelry making, as evidenced by these earrings hand-made out of two of the dozens of Lego brick-separators I have kicking around. 151
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026Obviously it’s Very Funny when TERFs misunderstand a before and after photo and shout “you’ll always be a man” at a trans dude. But like. Can they not recognize which photo is happy? I’m autistic, I’m not great at facial expressions, but I can tell a glassy-eyed pretend smile from a real one. 040
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/08/2026Time traveler who did not study very hard in their American Slang of the 20th and 21st Centuries class: “Uh… six seven skidoo?” 170
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026… damn okay you got me. Lock up that heart and I shall hold on to the key. 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there. 091
Reposted by LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️Master Appalachia: Undefeated of the South East @wilagames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If a vampire pays their taxes they don't actually need to be invited into the public library. The library belongs to all tax payers. Librarians would argue that the library belongs to anybody even people that don't pay taxes, but librarians don't make the vampire rules and they know it. 032
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/07/2026Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us. 0133
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026For what it’s worth, I do think one of your main talents is introducing creative tools through clear workflows. If I needed creative tools introduced through clear workflows, I would go straight to you. Wait, shit, no, I was thinking of drawings of big titty clown girls. Never mind. 120
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026Oh my goodness, I do not feel, uh, photogenic at the moment. Rough. (Although I have found that using my phone camera is the easiest way to see what number I’m hitting when dilating; I’m getting a lot of practice, just not actually taking the snapshots.) 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026Also nursing an oh-so-clever desire to put in a table of stat adjustments for gender, which includes trans and nonbinary gender identities, and uses a different justification to give every gender the exact same +2 to Strength. 030
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026Thinking about doing a revised and updated edition of “Penis 2.0.77,” as the genital customization tables failed to account for the look I am currently sporting, which is best described as “The Bride of Frankenstein.” 340
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026Honestly my read of “sister” comes mainly from the Animal Crossing “sisterly” villager type, which is the friendly kinda cool punk rocky one. So yeah. Vermin & Renee the Rhinoceros, itsTheSamePicture.png 010
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.) 231
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026Okay so this is obviously just going off of vibes and my vague believe that ponklemons max out at two types. But. Rat/Sister. That’s what I’m feeling. 210
LaraBela Lugosi 🧛♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026I mean, the coherent (if shitty) argument is that no, He didn’t. Trans people do not exist; if you THINK you are trans or queer it’s because of society/media/the devil tricking you. Now, as your faith is being tested, it is time to focus on the Scripture, and resist these dark temptations. 020