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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️

@glaiveguisarme.com
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Larabella Paige Turner, the original Glaive-Guisarmier. Library worker, hot mom, LGBTQTπ, semi-retired RPG dev, 'tism rizz out the wazoo. She/her. pfp by @rosalarian.bsky.social

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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Redid the background for As It Ever Was to make it a bit more eye-catching
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/09/2026
MMORPG night at the club, and I went with “sexy necromancer.” I danced a ton and did a bunch of quests (read: a list of little tasks to do, like “drink a glass of water” or “join a group dance”) to earn enough XP to get a plushie (my new familiar, Selene).
Lara in a bodice, black robe, and dark tights. She’s covered in necromancer tat: a skull bag, yanking bones, a bunch of eclectic necklaces. Lara, same outfit but with a stuffed moth.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/09/2026
Is that a little cardboard 3D train? Are those dice little passengers in the cars? Oh my goodness! I want to play! (I haven’t played a huge and fiddly board game with a rule book as long as a novella in like a decade. I need to remedy this.)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/09/2026
At last, my true calling has been revealed.
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/09/2026
Not too badly; I already cycle it so I have a week with none regularly (and then a regular week, a double dose week, and a regular week again). And every so often I take like 4 at a time and have Weird Horny Dreams.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 21/09/2026
Pharmacy: Your Progesterone refill is ready Me: Already?! I have so much still! Why does every other Rx have me scrape by on fumes before a refill but prog ends up backlogged? Also me: [Forgets to take her Progesterone for the third night in a row.]
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026
Fukkin' ow. Yeah, this one has teeth and I love it and hate it and feel it.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026
If a pack of petite puppygirls has sex could we call it a corgi or-gi?
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026
Hail Mary, full of grace, Alice is Missing without a trace.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/09/2026
I want to tell a joke about political wrangling among vampire clans in a modern setting, but I don’t know any, so I’m going to laboriously alter my Dungeons and Dragons joke to kind of work for that purpose.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/09/2026
At a little over two months, when things are still actively weird and changing, upkeep is involved and annoying, and I am still on occasion surprised... there's no disruption or wrongness. Not normal yet, but nevertheless correct. Bodies. What the fuck.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 16/09/2026
Spent several hours miserable today because I woke up at 2 and couldn’t get back to sleep. Utterly, even scarily miserable. Then I forced myself to get dressed up a little nicer than I normally would, and you know what? I feel better. Tired, but like myself again. I am, at heart, a simple girl.
Lara, wearing a bodycon green dress and black shrug, posing.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/09/2026
Something like this? It's not going to top the original guisarme in my book, but I will concede that Little Death wields a nice spear.
Modified version of the trans war flag by @jackalpants.bsky.social . Square, with deep blue in the bottom left, warm pink in the top right, and a thick band of white separating the colors that runs from the top left to the bottom right.

From bottom left to top right is a black icon of a double-headed spear (rather than the original Italian bill-style guisarme).
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026
Post pictures of your legs? Yes, yes you definitely should. (Also that's a super cute color.)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026
Never pass up an opportunity to dress up like a sexy forest witch.
Lara in a black dress, grey cloak, and purple boots.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026
Insurance is trying to deny the anesthesia during my surgery; they appear to be deciding that because the claim mentions my BMI (presumably to justify the levels of anesthesia used?) then it is a not-covered "weight loss procedure." Ah, navigating the American medical system while fat.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 14/09/2026
Repeat after me: I'm hot and everyone wants me. 😘💗
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026
Just humor, thank goodness. I've been asked a lot of extremely wild questions in my time, but nothing quite that absurd.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026
I fully accept this new stereotype, which meshes well with my pre-existing belief that one member of a lesbian triad is always wearing a football helmet.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 13/09/2026
[Guy who is woefully uninformed about queerness but is trying to have a conversation with a lesbian triad he just met] "So, uh... which two of you are the men in the relationship?"
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/09/2026
Oh! Literally my favorite book I read last year (and that was a good year!) Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 11/09/2026
🎶 We built this city!🎶 🎶 We built this city on third wave ska! 🎶
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 08/09/2026
Oh my GOODNESS.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 05/09/2026
I'm still not convinced that I'm not hiding somewhere in there. I am VERY sneaky. (Miss you too.)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 05/09/2026
The first time I read this I somehow overlooked the label on the factory, and came to the conclusion that Homestuck was intended to save the entire American economy. And I was like yeah, that makes sense.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/09/2026
It checks out. I mean, there's room for interpretation, especially with the legacy heroes who can have a dozen different origins and personalities, but broadly speaking it wasn't hard to fill in. (Did it twice after I realized that the first nine heroes I could think of were all dudes. Bleh.)
Two matrices, with Alex's power source categories on one axis and her heroic attributes on the other. To make this legible at all, I'm going to summarize them as Parents, Myself, and Ass-Backwards for the first, and Get Up, Solve Problems, and Save Everyone for the second. 

So the results are as follows:

Parents, Get Up: Thor and Gamora
Parents, Solve Problems: Martian Manhunter and Raven
Parents, Save Everyone: Superman and Galaxy
Myself, Get Up: Iron Man and Batgirl
Myself, Solve Problems: Batman and Black Widow
Myself, Save Everyone: Captain America and Wonder Woman
Ass-Backwards, Get Up: Spider-Man and Dreamer
Ass-Backwards, Solve Problems: The Flash and Spider-Gwen
Ass-Backwards, Save Everyone: The Thing and Hawkgirl
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 24/08/2026
I thought that Lesbian Space Princess was really good, actually. I get how someone can disagree. It's weird, awkward, offputting. But there's no good-faith way to call it transphobic. That's Tumblr-brained bullshit from folks eager to dogpile. Sick of social media. Logging off for a few weeks.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 20/08/2026
A sport sword similar to a fencing foil. But more importantly, a short and vowel-heavy word, which makes it a classic bit of crosswordese that gridheads like myself will see over and over and over. And also... something that's kinda sexy, if you think about it.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 19/08/2026
So I’ve been dilating regularly for about a month now and I usually do a crossword puzzle on my phone because, like, gotta do something for 20 minutes. Anyway I do worry that I’m going to develop some sort of psychosexual fixation on EPEEs.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026
So, among the many things I‘ve been doing whilst I recover is jewelry making, as evidenced by these earrings hand-made out of two of the dozens of Lego brick-separators I have kicking around.
Lara, selfie, wearing earrings made of chunky orange plastic.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 17/08/2026
Obviously it’s Very Funny when TERFs misunderstand a before and after photo and shout “you’ll always be a man” at a trans dude. But like. Can they not recognize which photo is happy? I’m autistic, I’m not great at facial expressions, but I can tell a glassy-eyed pretend smile from a real one.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 15/08/2026
Time traveler who did not study very hard in their American Slang of the 20th and 21st Centuries class: “Uh… six seven skidoo?”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026
… damn okay you got me. Lock up that heart and I shall hold on to the key.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026
No!
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 02/08/2026
Blåhaj’s second tattoo: balloons! As you doubtlessly intuit, these are the underwater analogue to a sailor’s anchor tattoo. Colors chosen completely at random, obvi. No meaning there.
A stuffed shark with embroidered balloons (dark pink, light pink, white, light orange, and dark orange) on her tail.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 01/08/2026
Doooo itttttt
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Master Appalachia: Undefeated of the South East @wilagames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If a vampire pays their taxes they don't actually need to be invited into the public library. The library belongs to all tax payers. Librarians would argue that the library belongs to anybody even people that don't pay taxes, but librarians don't make the vampire rules and they know it.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 27/07/2026
Celebrating the love between a girl and her shark by giving Blåhaj an embroidered tattoo of my initial, just like I have a tattoo of her. Embroidering is pretty cool, so I suspect that this isn’t the end of tattoos. For either of us.
Lara posing with a stuffed shark. Lara has a tattoo of a plush blue shark on her arm, and the shark has a cursive L in a pink heart embroidered on its fin.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026
For what it’s worth, I do think one of your main talents is introducing creative tools through clear workflows. If I needed creative tools introduced through clear workflows, I would go straight to you. Wait, shit, no, I was thinking of drawings of big titty clown girls. Never mind.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026
Oh my goodness, I do not feel, uh, photogenic at the moment. Rough. (Although I have found that using my phone camera is the easiest way to see what number I’m hitting when dilating; I’m getting a lot of practice, just not actually taking the snapshots.)
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026
Also nursing an oh-so-clever desire to put in a table of stat adjustments for gender, which includes trans and nonbinary gender identities, and uses a different justification to give every gender the exact same +2 to Strength.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 26/07/2026
Thinking about doing a revised and updated edition of “Penis 2.0.77,” as the genital customization tables failed to account for the look I am currently sporting, which is best described as “The Bride of Frankenstein.”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 25/07/2026
99.1% Weird, Fucked-Up Saline.
Plastic bottle with clear liquid, labeled “0.9% Normal Saline.”
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 24/07/2026
How do we feel about work rhymes?
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026
Honestly my read of “sister” comes mainly from the Animal Crossing “sisterly” villager type, which is the friendly kinda cool punk rocky one. So yeah. Vermin & Renee the Rhinoceros, itsTheSamePicture.png
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026
Okay so we doing trans girl Pokémon types now. I invite everyone to propose my typing (with a palpable sense of dread because I know @estuarywitch.bsky.social is out there ready to call me a Slut/Puppy or Puppy/Slut, whichever is worse, neither of which, I am certain, truly encompasses my nature.)
A pokemon style type chart that lists the following:

knight sister bug slime alien puppy princess deer snake lizard kitty fairy rat horror handler robot dragon goddess mommy fish maid doll demon bunny pirate vampire gamer angel fox spider brat bird nerd pool toy elf little were- goth plant slut clown plushy witch horse cow
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026
Okay so this is obviously just going off of vibes and my vague believe that ponklemons max out at two types. But. Rat/Sister. That’s what I’m feeling.
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LaraBela Lugosi 🧛‍♀️ @glaiveguisarme.com · 23/07/2026
I mean, the coherent (if shitty) argument is that no, He didn’t. Trans people do not exist; if you THINK you are trans or queer it’s because of society/media/the devil tricking you. Now, as your faith is being tested, it is time to focus on the Scripture, and resist these dark temptations.
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