Dave @girtman.cc · 17/09/2026@gelliottmorris.com are there any plans to add a “how the odds have changed over time” to the house/senate forecasts? It would be nice to see how things have shifted 000
Dave @girtman.cc · 27/07/2026I’ve officially reached the point of the closing process where I’m just microdosing panic attacks all day 🎉 040
Dave @girtman.cc · 08/06/2026In today’s edition of sentences I never thought I’d type: Orlando peeps did y’all feel the earthquake that hit just after 2? 221
Dave @girtman.cc · 06/06/2026I met a guy on the dance floor at Riptide tonight, told him my name, and he was like “wait what’s your last name” so I told him and he said “oh you used to date [ex’s name]?” and I fucking RAN 020
Dave @girtman.cc · 31/05/2026The new iPhone screen shatters so easily it must be made out of my hopes and dreams 010
Reposted by DaveRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/20262026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 15277721890
Dave @girtman.cc · 29/04/2026How it feels to hear the Windows 98 startup sound in 2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wineALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine 100
Dave @girtman.cc · 25/03/2026I appreciate Apple constantly changing the camera layout on the iPhone because it makes it really easy to tell when a guy sends a mirror pic from 5 years ago 4233
Dave @girtman.cc · 07/03/2026Dangerous game waiting until the last day of the cruise to take beach pics but we persevered 0220
Dave @girtman.cc · 05/03/2026There’s bad luck, and then there’s a crown falling out of your mouth as you’re in line to board a cruise 000
Dave @girtman.cc · 22/02/2026media.tenor.coma bald eagle wearing sunglasses and a yellow gloveALT: a bald eagle wearing sunglasses and a yellow glove 010
Dave @girtman.cc · 18/02/2026Amish Paradise is the most iconic But then there’s Eat It But… also Albuquerque 000
Dave @girtman.cc · 08/02/2026Once again the defining aspect of MAGA is to be pissed and miserable, about everything, forever 010
Dave @girtman.cc · 31/01/2026Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college -Bowling -Chorus -Figure Drawing -Painting -Voice Lessons 000
Dave @girtman.cc · 29/01/2026“You’re watching ads you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” just found a permanent place in my lexicon 030
Dave @girtman.cc · 09/01/2026I regret to inform you the poppers-themed candle smells nothing like poppers 010
Dave @girtman.cc · 05/01/2026Traveling home across time zones is so weird, what do you mean I only get to experience 23 hours today 020
Dave @girtman.cc · 13/12/2025Snakes on a Plane at the movie theater at Florida State was a religious experience 010
Dave @girtman.cc · 27/11/2025It’s not that I’m gonna gain weight over the holidays, I’m just committing to the bulk okay 0861
Dave @girtman.cc · 27/11/2025Gryffin sleeps on the bed, I sleep on the floor, that’s just how this works 070
Dave @girtman.cc · 16/11/2025Nothing makes me hate straight people more than a Sunday trip to Costco 020
Dave @girtman.cc · 13/11/2025“He’s not even worth talking about in therapy anymore” is such an amazing thing to realize 010
