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@girtman.cc
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Dave @girtman.cc · 10/08/2026
Got one of those a few weeks ago. Apparently they didn’t want to know anything else after this
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Dave @girtman.cc · 04/08/2026
i closed bitch
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Dave @girtman.cc · 28/06/2026
I had four (4) high noons which was too many high noons
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Dave @girtman.cc · 26/06/2026
Gay dating is hell
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Dave @girtman.cc · 21/04/2026
Post you in another country 🇳🇴
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Dave @girtman.cc · 05/04/2026
There were also a few moments where if you were having a bad trip you were fuuuuuucked
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Dave @girtman.cc · 05/04/2026
Illenium in the sphere was INCREDIBLE
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Dave @girtman.cc · 25/03/2026
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Dave @girtman.cc · 22/03/2026
Watching Nebraska basketball
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Dave @girtman.cc · 09/03/2026
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Dave @girtman.cc · 07/03/2026
Dangerous game waiting until the last day of the cruise to take beach pics but we persevered
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Dave @girtman.cc · 04/03/2026
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Dave @girtman.cc · 18/02/2026
@rodger.bsky.social GOLD MEDAL TWEETING
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Dave @girtman.cc · 12/02/2026
Cruise body coming soon
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Dave @girtman.cc · 27/01/2026
They’re calling it the most useless feature that ever existed
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Dave @girtman.cc · 09/01/2026
I regret to inform you the poppers-themed candle smells nothing like poppers
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Dave @girtman.cc · 18/12/2025
This Trump speech
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Dave @girtman.cc · 13/12/2025
i can fix him
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Dave @girtman.cc · 04/12/2025
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Dave @girtman.cc · 27/11/2025
It’s not that I’m gonna gain weight over the holidays, I’m just committing to the bulk okay
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Dave @girtman.cc · 27/11/2025
Gryffin sleeps on the bed, I sleep on the floor, that’s just how this works
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Dave @girtman.cc · 13/11/2025
Going to warped tour the weekend after EDC
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Dave @girtman.cc · 11/11/2025
love too grow my professional network
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Dave @girtman.cc · 01/11/2025
What brand is the bed? It looks cozy as hell and Gryffin would LOVE one
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Dave @girtman.cc · 29/10/2025
Wow iPhone stop being such a prude
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Dave @girtman.cc · 19/09/2025
For no reason, here’s me winning at plinko for a Panda Express gift card at this year’s Taste of Orlando
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Dave @girtman.cc · 18/09/2025
New gym lighting goes hard
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Dave @girtman.cc · 05/07/2025
5th of July vibes
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Dave @girtman.cc · 30/05/2025
I have zero actual use for this, but idc I’m keeping it
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Dave @girtman.cc · 25/05/2025
Parents’ house lighting remains undefeated
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Dave @girtman.cc · 18/05/2025
38 🎉
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Dave @girtman.cc · 02/05/2025
god forbid men have hobbies
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Dave @girtman.cc · 30/04/2025
Genuinely got choked up walking in here, incredible work
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Dave @girtman.cc · 30/04/2025
why fall in lava when i can just text my ex instead
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Dave @girtman.cc · 30/04/2025
Spoiler: it’s good
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Dave @girtman.cc · 29/04/2025
Is there an option in Datawrapper that will draw a vertical line when you hover (or tap on mobile) and label the percentages for each line all at once? Would make it easier to compare up and down the chart. Ugly mockup of what I mean:
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Dave @girtman.cc · 18/04/2025
Same vibes
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Dave @girtman.cc · 16/04/2025
Before ➡️ after
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Dave @girtman.cc · 15/04/2025
$100 for every win FSU had last year. $1 for every loss. $210 total (plus cc fees), which means 2 wins and 10 losses. What I’m saying is Florida State went two and ten last season, with one FBS win over Cal by five points
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Dave @girtman.cc · 13/04/2025
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Dave @girtman.cc · 08/04/2025
Under the 3 dot tab, set broadcast delay to decreased. It’s not perfect but it’s closer
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Dave @girtman.cc · 06/04/2025
Measles has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Dave @girtman.cc · 26/03/2025
When someone asks what I do as a data engineer
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Dave @girtman.cc · 17/03/2025
Rick was all of us in this scene
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Dave @girtman.cc · 14/03/2025
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Dave @girtman.cc · 14/03/2025
Been getting better at just dragging myself to the gym when I’m feeling blah and it’s starting to pay off 👏
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Dave @girtman.cc · 13/03/2025
5 years ago today, my job had us work from home for one day as a “test run” in case Covid got any worse. By 9am that morning we got an email telling us the office would be closed indefinitely. I went back to the office twice in the five years since
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Dave @girtman.cc · 11/03/2025
When Phil sees you ordering avocado toast for the second time this month
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Dave @girtman.cc · 11/03/2025
IG ads are getting WILD
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Dave @girtman.cc · 07/03/2025
These shorts aren’t really practical to wear anywhere, which is a bummer because they make the booty POP
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